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Emily’s NEW positivity and being nice to each other thread

I’d like to thank @StillStunned for sharing his professional expertise in the service of making amateur smut slightly less dire. If there is a nobler cause, I’m not sure what it is.

Em
 
EmilyMiller said:
What is it with everyone wanting to tell fairytales all of a sudden?

A Holiday Wish.

Em
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I've always told fairytales. The mainstream novel I am working on is an urban fantasy mystery, and very fairytale-adjacent. Fairytales were originally for adults, so I never outgrew them.

Oh great, now I have a fairytale idea for here. I HAVE TOO MUCH TO FINISH ALREADY, BRAIN!
 
UnquietDreams said:
I've always told fairytales. The mainstream novel I am working on is an urban fantasy mystery, and very fairytale-adjacent. Fairytales were originally for adults, so I never outgrew them.

Oh great, now I have a fairytale idea for here. I HAVE TOO MUCH TO FINISH ALREADY, BRAIN!
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Who doesn't love a good fairytale, or twisting it into something perverted? My spin on Snow White was one of the most perverse things I've written. Snow White offers the dwarves more services than just cooking and cleaning.
 
StillStunned said:
A bit ago I read somewhere that the seven dwarves were actually symbolic for different types of orgasms.

(Just remembered: it was an Oglaf comic.)
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Points to the next person who describes an orgasm as "grumpy" in a story.
 
SimonDoom said:
When you work your way through their names, this almost seems plausible.
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How do you work Doc in there? Smashed so hard you need to go to the ER? Delivery of a baby nine months after Sleepy? Visiting the gynaecologist to make sure you didn't catch any nasties? Involving a carrot in the act and going "What's up, Doc?" :unsure:
 
Devinter said:
How do you work Doc in there? Smashed so hard you need to go to the ER? Delivery of a baby nine months after Sleepy? Visiting the gynaecologist to make sure you didn't catch any nasties? Involving a carrot in the act and going "What's up, Doc?" :unsure:
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Prescription/physician assisted ejaculation?
 
Devinter said:
How do you work Doc in there? Smashed so hard you need to go to the ER? Delivery of a baby nine months after Sleepy? Visiting the gynaecologist to make sure you didn't catch any nasties? Involving a carrot in the act and going "What's up, Doc?" :unsure:
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Medically induced orgasm?

Given the title of this thread, maybe we should focus on Happy orgasms.
 
I had to look up the names of the Seven Dwarves (I'm old and it's been a while).

I learned that in Grimm's original version, they didn't have names. They weren't named until the Broadway adaptation (h/t Wikipedia FWIW).

The original names? Blick, Flick, Glick, Plick, Snick, Whick, and Quee. Yes, I typed that correctly.

Walt originally had 16 drawves, later cut down to seven.

I need a life...
 
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