Emily’s NEW positivity and being nice to each other thread

[Devinter]

What is frozen is preserved. When the sun's radiance return, it shall be thawed anew.

 

[onehitwanda]

What is frozen is preserved. When the sun's radiance return, it shall be thawed anew.

[x] doubt

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

What is frozen is preserved. When the sun's radiance return, it shall be thawed anew.

Once put a bunch of bananas in the freezer. It turned black and mushy.

 

[onehitwanda]

Once put a bunch of bananas in the freezer. It turned black and mushy.

apparently you can still use that for banana bread... but there's no way I'd be brave enough to try.

 

[StillStunned]

apparently you can still use that for banana bread... but there's no way I'd be brave enough to try.

That's what neighbours and colleagues are for.

 

[onehitwanda]

That's what neighbours and colleagues are for.

But see, I hate all of them, so why go through the effort of baking banana bread if I can just feed them all arsenic instead?

 

[StillStunned]

But see, I hate all of them, so why go through the effort of baking banana bread if I can just feed them all arsenic instead?

Arsenic is over a lot faster than a good case of food poisoning. You want death, you pray for it, but it never comes.

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

That's what I did. I made banana bread. It went pretty well.
https://media.tenor.com/baHwZIbQ5vwAAAAM/wtf-creepy.gif

 

[luv2custrip]

Just because you're paranoid about em dashes doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

It’s not the dashes that are out to get me— it’s the spaces—or lack of spaces- -the spaces in-between!

 

[Bamagan]

But see, I hate all of them, so why go through the effort of baking banana bread if I can just feed them all arsenic instead?

Plausible deniability.

 

[lilshymynx]

That's what I did. I made banana bread. It went pretty well.
https://media.tenor.com/baHwZIbQ5vwAAAAM/wtf-creepy.gif

That's what I do - trick I learned from mom. If we have bananas that get too ripe to be fun to eat otherwise I just peel them and chuck them in a freezer bag.

 

[StillStunned]

Is it nearly time for someone to post the daily redhead?

 

[Priscilla_June]

Is it nearly time for someone to post the daily redhead?

Please do!

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

If you insist…


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[alohadave]

Please do!

Just for you

 

[StillStunned]

Just for you

And just like that, in the face of all the arguments to the contrary that are presented in this thread, we have the reason why redheads are dying out...

 

[Priscilla_June]

And just like that, in the face of all the arguments to the contrary that are presented in this thread, we have the reason why redheads are dying out...

Except Ed isnt a redhead… he is a ginger.

 

[StillStunned]

Except Ed isnt a redhead… he is a ginger.

True. A very important distinction.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

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Palette cleanser... you're welcome.

 

[Treefella]

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Palette cleanser... you're welcome.

Wow what a gorgeous lady

 

[MillieDynamite]

I need a bit of positivity today after all the negativity of yesterday, and maybe that continued on until sometime this morning, judging by the number of locked threads. Somebody put a smile on my face, PEASE!

I posted this in the wrong thread a couple of minutes ago. Stupid assed me.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

I need a bit of positivity today after all the negativity of yesterday, and maybe that continued on until sometime this morning, judging by the number of locked threads. Somebody put a smile on my face, PEASE!

I posted this in the wrong thread a couple of minutes ago. Stupid assed me.

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"
"Please, Father! I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads...

 

[StillStunned]

A man walks into a pet shop. "Do you have any dogs going cheap?"
The owner shakes his head. "Sorry. Only our birds go cheep."

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

True. A very important distinction.

Please elucidate for those of us less knowledgeable in things red head...

 

[lavendersilk]

A true redhead isn't strawberry blonde. Or, that's what my bestie tells me. Lol

Please elucidate for those of us less knowledgeable in things red head...