My memory works in funny ways. In the original All Creatures Great and Small series, Tristan has to get a semen sample from a bull. So, he tells the farmer to fill this device with warm water. The bull mounts a cow an Tristan slips the device on at the right moment. Except the bull goes ballistic and runs off.
Hey! I remember reading this! James Herriot, right?!
Somehow, they tastefully aired it on TV.
And even that holds minimal appeal to most men, I'd imagine. No boobs or butts are involved = Meh.
It'll all be explained in my next story: The Housewife and the Corn Flakes. The story of how a housewife formed a relationship with breakfast cereals.
And vacuum cleaners are pretty dirty.I would say Yes. For many years, even since my early teenage years, I've spoken rather openly about this sort of thing with my friends - both male and female - and some of them have confessed to some rather embarrassing things far worse than the vacuum idea, yet this has never once come up. Furthermore, the idea doesn't hold much appeal. I mean, the only stimulation would come from the air flow. I can't imagine a world where that would feel better than, for example, grabbing the shower head and letting the water - which actually touches you - get to work?
I’ll take that as definitiveI would say Yes. For many years, even since my early teenage years, I've spoken rather openly about this sort of thing with my friends - both male and female - and some of them have confessed to some rather embarrassing things far worse than the vacuum idea, yet this has never once come up. Furthermore, the idea doesn't hold much appeal. I mean, the only stimulation would come from the air flow. I can't imagine a world where that would feel better than, for example, grabbing the shower head and letting the water - which actually touches you - get to work?
I’ll take that as definitive
Can you scan your diploma and share it with us?Devinter - expert in all sex-a-vacuum-ally related questions since 2024!
I always worry about bacteria. You can take the girl out of Biology, but…
Fun fact, Penn Jillette patented a special jet for the ladies in hot tubs. He called it the Jill Jet.
I think I'm going to be sick.
you've got to tickle with it, not turn it directly on you. Ride the current, so to speak...
Gotcha. You have so much to teach me…
Is it necessary to give me a heart attack?
Do you want the girl-next-door look?
please please please with an extra side helping of please.
If the duvet cover didn't come with ties, you can buy clips that will hold the corners.
