Emily’s NEW positivity and being nice to each other thread

[onehitwanda]

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[onehitwanda]

Aaaaaand I'll be in my bunk.

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[ShelbyDawn57]

Aaaaaand I'll be in my bunk.

Doing what, I can only imagine...Have fun...

 

[samhasstories]

Aaaaaand I'll be in my bunk.

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You have a knack for posting images that I immediately feel compelled to appropriate into future characters.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Aaaaaand I'll be in my bunk.

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Can I join you

 

[onehitwanda]

You have a knack for posting images that I immediately feel compelled to appropriate into future characters.

too late! I saw her first, and her name is Hazel!

 

[onehitwanda]

I was actually looking for a specific gif of a girl and her melons and her lovely, lovely corset... but alas, I successfully failed my assignment.

 

[HordHolm]

too late! I saw her first, and her name is Hazel!

She looks like she'd rock a set of fangs.

 

[onehitwanda]

She looks like she'd rock a set of fangs.

oh, I'm sure, but she's actually an absolute gem who's about to fall hard for a valkyrie.

“How long have you been single, Hazel?”

The question was gentle, totally free of the flirty tone she'd had up until now.

“A year and some change.”

“Long enough to heal?”

“Heal? No. Grow scabs, yes.”

“Mm.”

“And... you?” I asked, softly.

I heard her sigh.

“I've been divorced for a little over two years now. It's... time to move on.”

“How long were you married?”

“A while. How long was your last relationship?”

“Eight years, give or take,” I said, softly.

“Oh. Oh wow.”

“Yeah. It took me a while to work up the courage to... leave.”

“So you left her?”

“I left the wreckage; she'd left us long before, I think. You know how it is - going through the motions because you're familiar with them...”

“Oh, I know that song all too well.”

“Look at us, killing the mood,” I said, smiling a cranberry little smile to myself.

“Yeah, real party poopers. Ah, sod it, it's good to have the baggage out and airing. Prevents any drama later.”

“You're a wonderfully easy person to talk to,” I said.

“Yeah. I know.”

She sounded insufferably smug, and I couldn't help but laugh at her self-confidence.

“So,” she said. “Hazel... I know I'm being pushy given this is our first chat... but when would you want to meet up?”

“Other than right now, you mean?”

She snorted. “Yeah, that's a great way to wreck things. I'm... way too impulsive when I like someone.”

“Oh.”

“Are you blushing again?”

“Totally.”

She cackled. “Oh, I'm going to enjoy getting to know you.”

And I fell for her just a little bit more.

I HAVE TOO MANY FUCKING STORIES ON THE GO

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[Zootonius]

Not all beauty is young:
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[Zootonius]

oh, I'm sure, but she's actually an absolute gem who's about to fall hard for a valkyrie.



I HAVE TOO MANY FUCKING STORIES ON THE GO

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So you're, um, tied up in a not?

(Abusing the English language for decades)

 

[onehitwanda]

What's with the heroin chic? Put some fat on them. Nothing's sexy about skin and bones.

you're entitled to your opinion, just like I'm entitled to my opinion that you're so wrong it's sad.

 

[onehitwanda]

So you're, um, tied up in a not?

(Abusing the English language for decades)

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/41/f4/07/41f40781bb6f10c89fd4233be36e7405.gif

 

[Vitriolhack]

Looks real to me. The irises look normal, the hair is good (flyaways), nothing weird in the background, and the clothes don't have random weirdness to them.

It’s getting tougher to distinguish, but I believe this is an AI image.

 

[Vitriolhack]

Not all beauty is young:
https://i.pinimg.com/474x/1b/cf/bc/1bcfbca3f210a36ef91c60a8180cc24e.jpg

Beauty is about projection of great positive attitude with older “clinical” experience.

 

[Zootonius]

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Before I found an editor, I shudder* to think how much homonym abuse I committed in my stories.

*Or shuttered

 

[onehitwanda]

It’s getting tougher to distinguish, but I believe this is an AI image.

It's from 2017. AI images did not exist beyond research labs.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

What's with the heroin chic? Put some fat on them. Nothing's sexy about skin and bones.

There's something sexy about every woman. The fun part is finding it and making the most of it.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

There's nothing sexy about anorexia nervosa or cachexia, be it in men or women.

But there is something sexy in the women that suffer from those awful conditions. Sexy comes from within.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

As a proud Neanderthal, I find sexy only in the softness of the flesh. Touchably voluptuous, rounded, doughy, well-fated flash.

There's a reason there are no bones in the genitalia.

I guess that's the difference. I find sexy in the mind, the spirit and the soul. The soft, touchy, soft, and cushy parts help a lot, but I find a diminutive waif as hot as a voluptuous goddess, if they have an attractive mind and soul.

 

[djrip]

As a proud Neanderthal, I find sexy only in the softness of the flesh. Touchably voluptuous, rounded, doughy, well-fated flesh.

There's a reason there are no bones in the genitalia.

There are bones in many mammalian genitalia.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

There are bones in many mammalian genitalia.

But not the elephant. Now if I were ever to think an animal would need a baculum, it would be the frigging elephant.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

I'd gladly be friends with any brilliant, funny mind, but even in telepathy, I won't get physical with a sack of bones.

Fair enough. Like I said, that's the difference... Beautiful thing is, we're both right.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Just so me…

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[Bamagan]

Looks like we need to get back on track

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