Emily’s NEW positivity and being nice to each other thread

Don’t rank it, just be grateful when it happens and enjoy the experience. Then, if it was worthwhile, do all you can to make it happen again soon. And don’t bitch about it, own it.

That’s my rule.
 
That looks to me like the proper way to make cupcakes: just buy them and use the countertops for activities.
 
That looks to me like the proper way to make cupcakes: just buy them and use the countertops for activities.
In a story I'm working on - a monologue by a porn director - he's admiring the apartment they've been given the use of for the morning, but when he sees the granite countertop he says, "Nah, can't do that. The actress will complain it's too cold and the edge is too sharp. They'll do double anal penetration, but put them on a luxury counter to be eaten out, and suddenly they're complaining about a sore arse."
 
In a story I'm working on - a monologue by a porn director - he's admiring the apartment they've been given the use of for the morning, but when he sees the granite countertop he says, "Nah, can't do that. The actress will complain it's too cold and the edge is too sharp. They'll do double anal penetration, but put them on a luxury counter to be eaten out, and suddenly they're complaining about a sore arse."
granite can crack under stress.

ask me how I know
 
It had better have something to do with someone's crack, otherwise you're just wasting our time.
I was young and foolish. She had red hair. Her flat was close to both our offices, and we decided to "meet for lunch"... so to speak.

Turns out there was a missing piece of the... carcassing (fuck I don't know the word) of her kitchenette's cupboards. A rather critical piece. The sort of piece that is there precisely to stop horny girls from cracking it when one of them lifts herself onto it to give the other...er... space to work, ifyouknowwhatImean.gif

Once we were done laughing, we moved to the couch.

it was a very nice orgasm
 
I was young and foolish. She had red hair. Her flat was close to both our offices, and we decided to "meet for lunch"... so to speak.

Turns out there was a missing piece of the... carcassing (fuck I don't know the word) of her kitchenette's cupboards. A rather critical piece. The sort of piece that is there precisely to stop horny girls from cracking it when one of them lifts herself onto it to give the other...er... space to work, ifyouknowwhatImean.gif

Once we were done laughing, we moved to the couch.

it was a very nice orgasm
I'm certain you found a way to compensate her for the inconvenience of having her granite cracked... ;)
 
They have heated floors, why not heated counter tops? As for cracking the granite, the new man made counter tops are more durable and stain proof.
 
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