Enemas

[FurryFury]

This thread leads me to believe I should put a warning in my impending story about girls that take beer bongs in the butt.

I don't know what a beer bong is. Am I the only one? Please tell me. I know about bongs from days gone by, those school girl days . . . but that was for smoking stuff.

Fury

 

[crazybbwgirl]

I don't know what a beer bong is. Am I the only one? Please tell me. I know about bongs from days gone by, those school girl days . . . but that was for smoking stuff.

Fury

HA! A beer bong is a funnel and a tube. You put the tube in your mouth, someone shoots a beer down the funnel and you usually end up spilling beer everywhere. Shortly thereafter you usually puke...

loads of fun!

 

[FurryFury]

HA! A beer bong is a funnel and a tube. You put the tube in your mouth, someone shoots a beer down the funnel and you usually end up spilling beer everywhere. Shortly thereafter you usually puke...

loads of fun!

I'm such a good girl, I'd never do such a thing. Thanks for the information. I have actually heard of that, in the mouth.

(Most beer sucks IMO, too. Though some like Killian's Red on tap is good.)

Fury

 

[Kajira Callista]

I recently bought an enema kit from the drug store and would like to start using it regularly. The first time I used it I made a mess all over my bathroom! Then during anal sex, the bits of leftover water made for some leakage that was both unexpected and, well, not very attractive.

What am I doing wrong? Can anyone offer some suggestions? Should I be doing some sort of enema training?

castile soap and water then plain water.

 

[crazybbwgirl]

I'm such a good girl, I'd never do such a thing. Thanks for the information. I have actually heard of that, in the mouth.

(Most beer sucks IMO, too. Though some like Killian's Red on tap is good.)

Fury

After a few beer bongs you will be guaranteed not to like beer anymore!

 

[superlittlegirl]

The success of your enema depends just as much on diet and timing as it does on your method.

If you administer an enema while your system is still busy with digestion, you'll get the solid matter out of your colon, but you'll also bring down matter that's not yet solidified, and this is much, much more difficult to clean out to a satisfying degree.

That said, if you administer just one small emena at the end of a digestive cycle, you'll be able to get it all out.

The absloute best thing I can recommend (as accompaniment to an enema regimen, or even in place of) is taking Metamucil. It's not just for old ladies-- it's for perverts, too! It doesn't taste bad, and it makes your poops come out quickly, easily, and all at once, with nothing left over in your lower colon.

Your ass, post-Metamucil, will feel clean and exceptionally well-lubricated.

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I self-administer enemas on a regular basis, and I never, ever use anything other than warm, plain water. (Though after reading some of Catalina's links, I think I may get a filter for my shower head. It makes sense to avoid putting municipal water up my ass.) The problem with using pre-prepared solutions such as the Fleet enema kit is that they contain stimulants which will hurry undigested matter down your system. That translates into a mess.

 

[crazybbwgirl]

What IS the end of a digestive cycle? So many hours after eating? I eat tons of fiber - and sometimes that can be a problem. For me smaller amounts of water work best.

 

[superlittlegirl]

What IS the end of a digestive cycle? So many hours after eating? I eat tons of fiber - and sometimes that can be a problem. For me smaller amounts of water work best.

I think that's something that varies from person to person.

It varies with me from day to day, depending on what I eat, how much water I drink, and so on. I've changed my diet radically over the past month or so, and I'm relearning how my body processes everything. I've added a lot more fiber to my diet, and it takes considerably longer for everything to digest and move through.

Of course, what works best for you *is* what works best for you.

 

[Proudsubinatl]

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Thanks

 

[NemoAlia]

"What do porn stars do?"

Oh wow, you should definitely make this into one of those popular rubber bracelets for us all to wear!

 

[Luvinit]

Since posting this I did some research via the internet on enemas. After reading all the warnings about neuro edema, I've had second thoughts about enemas. Who'd have thought that water up the butt could kill you?

 

[waterkemist]

A spoonfull of salt...

Like baking soda helps prevent too much water absorption. And many people consider a small one quart enema to be safe. On another note, small amounts of magnesium can improve your health and digestion. Try magnesium oxide from Walgreens, and cut the pill in half the first time. Women need about 400 mg. per day for bone health and most women do not get that amount, nor do most men.
PM me if you want all the details; I don't want to be too preachy.

 

[crazybbwgirl]

Oh wow, you should definitely make this into one of those popular rubber bracelets for us all to wear!

WWPSD?

 

[Proudsubinatl]

Thanks

 

[ThorkelGriersen]

Ssc

Since posting this I did some research via the internet on enemas. After reading all the warnings about neuro edema, I've had second thoughts about enemas. Who'd have thought that water up the butt could kill you?

Things come and go. Back in the "80's there was all sorts of information available. Today there seems to be a paucity of sources but a growing interest.

There is one recent book that is worth checking out:
Intimate Invasions by M R Strict/ Greenery Press. My copy doesn't seem to have a price. I think it was @ $10-15. Probably available at Amazon and such places.

I think that this is an area that requires some experimentation. But that is usually the case. It can be worth taking the time to try different approaches.
As long as you stick with water and mild soap there should not be any real problems.

Give it a try!