Eyes closed, mouth open. What would you put in the LAY's mouth?

[Lily13]

A piece of a hot lobster roll dipped in melted butter

 

[hopeful_wife]

Taking a suggestion from her tag, a piece of chocolate, flavored with chilis.

 

[Paligirl]

a spoon of honey

 

[Photog1rl]

A bite of lemon Italian ice

 

[Paligirl]

A Lava Flow from Hawaii...mmmm...its a strawberry & coconut cocktail...

 

[Seadog777]

My County Fair Award winning Chili

 

[Paligirl]

My County Fair Award winning Chili

Share the recipe please. I will determine whether it's County Fair Award Winning. Or you may post the trophy! I want proof!

 

[Seadog777]

Share the recipe please. I will determine whether it's County Fair Award Winning. Or you may post the trophy! I want proof!

I'll share my recipe when on my deathbed.

I didn't get a trophy.
I got a ribbon that is somewhere in the attic, because girls run this house and I get no say in decorating.

 

[Paligirl]

I'll my recipe when on my deathbed.

I didn't get a trophy.
I got a ribbon that is somewhere in the attic, because girls run this house and I get no say in decorating.

Im gonna call BS. Until I see a photo of the ribbon...lol

 

[Seadog777]

Im gonna call BS. Until I see a photo of the ribbon...lol

Call whatever you want there sweetheart.
It's in the record book.

 

[Paligirl]

Call whatever you want there sweetheart.
It's in the record book.

just wanting to get the record straight and proven...lol

 

[Seadog777]

just wanting to get the record straight and proven...lol

Well, my door is always open sweetheart.
Come on in.
Don't mind Sadie though, she just loves people.

FYI.....Sadie is my dog.

 

[hopeful_wife]

FYI.....Sadie is my dog.

Also curious about the chili recipe, but getting the thread back on track, I'm giving you a piece of fatty gristle from the edge of a perfectly cooked steak. Give that bite to Sadie. Then I'll let you have the rest of the steak.

 

[Lmizzler]

Also curious about the chili recipe, but getting the thread back on track, I'm giving you a piece of fatty gristle from the edge of a perfectly cooked steak. Give that bite to Sadie. Then I'll let you have the rest of the steak.

Nothing better with a steak than a delicious baked potato with some cheese and bacon pieces sprinkled on top.

 

[Lily13]

A piece of juicy watermelon

 

[Mattentive]

Because I'm generous to a fault...

A whole watermelon.

 

[curious_slut]

Because I'm generous to a fault...

A whole watermelon.

I'm generous to a point...a half of a cantaloupe.

 

[Mattentive]

I'm generous to a point...a half of a cantaloupe.

A slice of lemon. For the faces of course.

 

[curious_slut]

A slice of lemon. For the faces of course.

A durian pod

 

[Mattentive]

A durian pod

I'll blow you a kiss to say thanks.

The head of a live crocodile. Just for the irony.

 

[Kat73]

A drop of Texas Black Widow hot sauce

A cherry

 

[lanceGibs]

A cherry

A popsicle

 

[smtst5]

A sip of mojito.

What else? A shot of tequila

 

[Photog1rl]

A popsicle

A sip of mojito.

 

[lanceGibs]

Manna