Eyes closed, mouth open. What would you put in the LAY's mouth?

[Seadog777]

Im gonna call BS. Until I see a photo of the ribbon...lol

Call whatever you want there sweetheart.
It's in the record book.

 

[Paligirl]

Call whatever you want there sweetheart.
It's in the record book.

just wanting to get the record straight and proven...lol

 

[Seadog777]

just wanting to get the record straight and proven...lol

Well, my door is always open sweetheart.
Come on in.
Don't mind Sadie though, she just loves people.

FYI.....Sadie is my dog.

 

[hopeful_wife]

FYI.....Sadie is my dog.

Also curious about the chili recipe, but getting the thread back on track, I'm giving you a piece of fatty gristle from the edge of a perfectly cooked steak. Give that bite to Sadie. Then I'll let you have the rest of the steak.

 

[Lmizzler]

Also curious about the chili recipe, but getting the thread back on track, I'm giving you a piece of fatty gristle from the edge of a perfectly cooked steak. Give that bite to Sadie. Then I'll let you have the rest of the steak.

Nothing better with a steak than a delicious baked potato with some cheese and bacon pieces sprinkled on top.

 

[Lily13]

A piece of juicy watermelon

 

[Mattentive]

Because I'm generous to a fault...

A whole watermelon.

 

[curious_slut]

Because I'm generous to a fault...

A whole watermelon.

I'm generous to a point...a half of a cantaloupe.

 

[Mattentive]

I'm generous to a point...a half of a cantaloupe.

A slice of lemon. For the faces of course.

 

[curious_slut]

A slice of lemon. For the faces of course.

A durian pod

 

[Mattentive]

A durian pod

I'll blow you a kiss to say thanks.

The head of a live crocodile. Just for the irony.

 

[Kat73]

A drop of Texas Black Widow hot sauce

A cherry

 

[lanceGibs]

A cherry

A popsicle

 

[smtst5]

A sip of mojito.

What else? A shot of tequila

 

[Photog1rl]

A popsicle

A sip of mojito.

 

[lanceGibs]

Manna

 

[Photog1rl]

What else? A shot of tequila

Sorry I messed up the order by trying to reply.

I'd put a lime slice to go with my tequila.

Manna

How about a frozen banana slice.

 

[Lily13]

A spoonful of pork fried rice

 

[Lmizzler]

Mango salsa.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Mango salsa.

Doritos. Dont throw away the packaging.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

A chunk of Pecos cantaloupe. This season’s crop is in and they are awesome

Cherries.

 

[sallysparrow23]

Cherries.

Bourbon

 

[Lmizzler]

Bourbon

Homemade ice cream sandwich where the “bread” is homemade chocolate chip cookies.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Homemade ice cream sandwich where the “bread” is homemade chocolate chip cookies.

Homemade cheeseburger with onions in beef, pepper jack cheese, bacon, habenero aoli sauce, and lettuce on a onion bun.

 

[hopeful_wife]

The plastic bag that onion bun came in.