Famous phrases and quotes converted?

Re: From the twisted mind of Croctden Dee

Croctden said:
The Subbie
by Egad Hither More

Once upon a midnight of pornography,
Great work! But, I hope the ghost of Poe doesn't come visit you in your dreams. Or, maybe he already has. Any Ravens in your general area?
:eek:
 
MissTaken said:
A sub in hand is worth two in the bush.
A sub who is shaved is worth two with a bush! :D

Ah, MissTaken, yours was my inspiration!
 
"Spare the rod, spoil the submissive."



(Hmmm I have daydreamed about inspiring you, DVS ;))
 
MissTaken said:
"Spare the rod, spoil the submissive."



(Hmmm I have daydreamed about inspiring you, DVS ;))
"Spare the rod, blister that submissive."

Well, it seems you have inspired me once again, MissTaken. Can you imagine what inspirations you would cause if you were naked, tied and lightly squirming in front of me, right now?

I can. But, because I love to torment my submissives, only if you visit my neck of the woods will you get me to reveal my thoughts.

Oh, and I promise to reveal them in a very interesting way, too. That is a promise!
 
"this is gonna hurt me more than it is you"
 
"She'll be cummin' 'round the dildo when she cums, when she cums - she'll be cummin' 'round the dildo when she cums, when she cums - "

"She'll be cummin' 'round the dildo, she'll be cummin' 'round the dildo, she'll be cummin' 'round the dildo when she cums, when she cums - "

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"She'll be drivin' a big strap-on 'til she cums, 'til she cums..."

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"We'll all get to beat her, if she cums, if she cums ..."
 
You know, sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented floggers.
 
Being a switch has it's moments of confusion

"To spank or be spanked....?"

*shrugs*

"Don't keep your subs all in one basket."

"The louder they scream, the harder they fall (into subspace)"

"In the end, the welts you take is equal to the love you make."
 
WriterDom said:
Walk softly and carry a big flogger.
Actually, the original "Walk softly and carry a big stick" will work, too. At least it does for me. :)
 
Re: how about...

wildsweetone said:
Where there's a whip, there's a welt.

;)
really, this one is even true!
 
Re: Being a switch has it's moments of confusion

MissTaken said:
"In the end, the welts you take is equal to the love you make."
I LOVE the Beatles!
 
There's a song in Gypsey that goes...
"Let me
entertain youuu.
Let me
make you smileeee
I'll do a few tricks
some new some old tricks,
We'll have a really good timeee"

instead use...

"let me
dominate you
let me make you whineeee
i'll use a few whips
some new some old whips
we'll have a really good time..."
 
DVS said:
Actually, the original "Walk softly and carry a big stick" will work, too. At least it does for me. :)

BTW: the original is "talk softly and carry a big stick."
 
ammre said:
BTW: the original is "talk softly and carry a big stick."
Actually, Teddy's quote is
"Speak softly and carry a big stick, and you will go far."

The version I used is more slang than reality, and is a quote from baseball.
 
A safeword means never having to say you're sorry.

Love means never having to say you're sorry.

Anybody remember the insipid movie this quote came from?
 
Ebonyfire said:
A safeword means never having to say you're sorry.
Funny, and true at the same time.

Ebonyfire said:

Love means never having to say you're sorry.

Anybody remember the insipid movie this quote came from?
Well, of course. Ali McGraw said it to Ryan Oneil. And she still has one nice body.
And, really unusually long, hard nipples. Oh, baby!

But, insipid? That was a long time ago. Movies were different back then! :D
 
DVS said:
Funny, and true at the same time.


Well, of course. Ali McGraw said it to Ryan Oneil. And she still has one nice body.
And, really unusually long, hard nipples. Oh, baby!

But, insipid? That was a long time ago. Movies were different back then! :D

It was insipid to Me, but that did not keep Me from bawling My eyes out.
 
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