Famous phrases and quotes converted?

[Ebonyfire]

"Let them eat pussy (or cock, or both)!"

 

[DVS]

This isn't the same thing I started this thread for, but it is still something similar.
Well, sort of...but it's my thread, so what you gonna do?

I can be hard of hearing at times, and I also have quite an imagination. So, those two things can cause quite a combination.

You say you want an example of what I mean?

Well, there is sometimes a comercial on TV that advertises CDs that have 80s Rock and Roll tunes. I used to hear the phrase they speak of in this comercial and perk up a little. You see, when they would say the phrase "Greatest Hits" I would hear "Greatest Tits".

Because I am hard of hearing in certain situations, you would be amazed how I can transpose things said to me into more twisted and kinky phrases. Sometimes on purpose, and sometimes not.

Anybody have a story like this to share, or am I the only one? I know I'm pretty kinky, but this is a large world, too. Come on and share.

 

[Ebonyfire]

This isn't the same thing I started this thread for, but it is still something similar.
Well, sort of...but it's my thread, so what you gonna do?

I can be hard of hearing at times, and I also have quite an imagination. So, those two things can cause quite a combination.

You say you want an example of what I mean?

Well, there is sometimes a comercial on TV that advertises CDs that have 80s Rock and Roll tunes. I used to hear the phrase they speak of in this comercial and perk up a little. You see, when they would say the phrase "Greatest Hits" I would hear "Greatest Tits".

Because I am hard of hearing in certain situations, you would be amazed how I can transpose things said to me into more twisted and kinky phrases. Sometimes on purpose, and sometimes not.

Anybody have a story like this to share, or am I the only one? I know I'm pretty kinky, but this is a large world, too. Come on and share.

See I am always hearing the wrong thing, but I cannot remember what they are.