FELLAS: Breast Questionnaire

Since the Pussy Questionnaire was popular enough, I thought I'd put one more out for the guys about our fun bags...

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen?
I absolutely do remember. When I was 11 and at a friends house, his older sister (she was 14) just finished taking a shower and was still in the bathroom. We were leaving his room to go back to my house and, when we walked past the bathroom, he threw the door open and yelled, "BOO!". That scared the hell out of her and she jumped, making her tits bounce and jiggle until she could grab a towel. Definitely not a nice thing to do but, to an 11 year old, it was kind of a life changing event. :D

Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics?
I definitely prefer natural. Fake boobs don't really do anything for me.

Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff?
Related to my previous response, those things are all part of "natural" and are perfectly fine with me.

In your mind, what's the perfect cup size?Don't know that I have a favorite. Wifey was a B before getting pregnant and she looked fantastic. Afterward my son was born, she became and remained a D and she looks fantastic.

Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace?
I love giving a pearl necklace

Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars?
Slight preference for small nipples, but natural is more important to me than nipple size.

Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all?
Both have their good points. Not sure either has a down side. :D

Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy?
Get tattoos if you want. But I definitely prefer virgin canvases.

Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast?
Absolutely!

Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal)
Fake boobs do nothing for me, at least those done for pure vanity. In cases where there was a medical issue, for example, a mastectomy, I get that a woman may be traumatized in ways I'll never be able to fully relate to and decide to have reconstructive surgery as part of her recovery. In such a case, I would never hold her surgery against her. That's a very different situation simply augmentation for the sake of making them bigger.

Anything you want to add about boobies?:)
God. Bless. Boobies!
 
Since the Pussy Questionnaire was popular enough, I thought I'd put one more out for the guys about our fun bags...

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen?
Saw my mum's after she got out of bath - I was about 13

Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics?
Any tits are good in my opinion so long as they are C cup or larger

Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff?
NO

In your mind, what's the perfect cup size?
DD or larger

Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace?
Yes and Yes

Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars?
Long nipples

Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all?
Either work for me

Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy?
A small tasteful tattoo (butterfly or dragonfly) can look very sexy if placed right

Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast?
I have and it was yummy

Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal)
By fake I assume you mean implants. If the implant is positioned correctly BENEATH the muscle you cannot tell the difference. However as this operation costs more most ladies go for the cheaper above muscle option and thus the implant can be felt.

Anything you want to add about boobies?:)
I love playing with them - not just for my pleasure but for the lady's too. If she also enjoys shibari breast bondage so much the better.
 
Since the Pussy Questionnaire was popular enough, I thought I'd put one more out for the guys about our fun bags...

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen?

Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics?

Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff?

In your mind, what's the perfect cup size?

Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace?

Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars?

Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all?

Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy?

Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast?

Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal)

Anything you want to add about boobies?:)


I was 3 or so and in a women's changing room at the YMCA with my mom. I remember a lot of different ones.

I appreciate all kinds.

No. Everyone has flaws. It's part of what makes people real.

Yes, I love to titty fuck and yes I've give many pearl necklaces.

I prefer small.

I love lingerie, so push up over braless.

Not my thing unless you're Belladona.

Inadvertently I have, not a turn on for me.

Love em if they're not over the top.
 
Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen? Not really. I remember getting the neighbor girl to take off her clothes behind the pool, but that was before either of us had developed.

Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics? Most pairs will do it, but the perkier the better.

Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff? No.

In your mind, what's the perfect cup size? B/C

Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace? No.

Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars? Changes. Big nipples, small areolas.

Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all? Depends on the breasts. Mostly, cleavage but some perky tits under a shirt with no bra is hot.

Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy? Hard to keep eyes off of, but not preferred--I won't go so far as to say trashy.

Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast? Never had, but definitely would.

Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal). Nah...give me the real things.

Anything you want to add about boobies? Always willing to rate a pair for women who are curious what other people think about their tits.
 
Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen?
I don't remember. Which suddenly seems really sad.

Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics?
I like natural breasts. Hard nipples always get my attention!

Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff?
No

In your mind, what's the perfect cup size?
C cup

Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace?
Yes... titty fucking is very sexy. Yes.

Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars?
Small nipples would be my first choice

Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all?
Would rather check out a girl with nice cleavage... leaving a little bit to the imagination is always a good thing!

Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy?
Trashy

Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast?
To each his/her own... but not my thing

Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal)
Prefer real but fake can be sexy too.

Any pair of breasts can be sexy if the woman who owns them thinks they are sexy!
 
Since the Pussy Questionnaire was popular enough, I thought I'd put one more out for the guys about our fun bags...

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen?
YES - changing at the beach...
Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics?
I prefer smaller, but anything does except silicone filled jugs...
Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff?
NO
In your mind, what's the perfect cup size?
B+
Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace?
YES and YES
Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars?
Smaller
Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all?
No bra
Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy?
Hate tattoos in general
Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast?
YES done it
Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal)
HATE them
Anything you want to add about boobies?:)
 
Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen?
I remember seeing my mums when she sunbathed in the garden topless.
Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics?
They are all beautiful.
Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff?
Absolutely not
In your mind, what's the perfect cup size?
At the moment, C
Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace?
yes many times
Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars?
both
Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all?
both are beautiful
Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy?
Both
Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast?
No. I've tried it, don't like the taste
Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal)
yes if not taken to extremes
 
Since the Pussy Questionnaire was popular enough, I thought I'd put one more out for the guys about our fun bags...

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen?
The Happy Hooker - thanks HBO
Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics?
I like all shapes and sizes but prefer proportionality.
Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff?
Turnoff? No. I don't even notice nipple bumps.
In your mind, what's the perfect cup size?
B or C
Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace?
It's a fun change of pace but nothing that I'm seeking regularly. Yes.
Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars?
 Yes
Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all?
no bra
Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy?
Her body, her choice. If she asks me, why paint on top of the Mona Lisa?
Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast?
If she asked, I'd try it.
Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal)
if they are done well and not comically large.
Anything you want to add about boobies?:)
show em if you got em. 😁
 
Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen?
Yes. Truth or Dare at a sleep over., probably 12 years old.

Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics?
I like them all. Natural is best. Cleavage for sure, braless, or titty bit nipply.

Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff?
Too young to know!

In your mind, what's the perfect cup size?
C cup

Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace?
Yes..especially with big tits. I have not.

Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars?
I like a good nipple. I think overly large nips are a turn off, but nips are nips.

Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all?
No bra. I'm finding it more sexy and i like the hint of the outline of the nipple, or a good pokie when it's cold. You dont see it anymore but the bandana top (Eliza Dushku in The New Guy)

Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy?
Yuck. Anything boob up is not my thing.

Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast?
They all freak out, so never will happen.

Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal)
I like a few styles. I like the no bra thing. I like girls who were big once, and had a breast reduction. I like good cleavage. If you can wear a bikini top and they look good, fake or not fake, even better.
 
Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen?
- I don't actually remember!

Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics?
- always been a boob man, but I appreciate larger, slightly saggy boobs, not hard or pert boobs. The Goldilocks boobs are not too small, not too big, and have a bit of jiggle and bounce.

Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff?
- Not at all

In your mind, what's the perfect cup size?
- DD. D's are nice, E's too.

Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace?
- yes and yes.

Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars?
- smaller, I find the really big ones scary and distracting

Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all?
- I love cleavage, but if there isn't anything in the push-up bra, that's disappointing too

Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy?
- I prefer natural fair skin, so tat's are trashy.

Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast?
- yes. Good intimate, kinky fun.

Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal)
- no.

Anything you want to add about boobies?
- Definitely my favorite part of the female form!
 
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