Females who masturbate

Before I had actual toys, I experimented a lot. Hairbrushes, electric toothbrush, corner of various tables, the vibrating part of an old stuffed animal I think was like an elmo?(i pulled it out and used the plastic vibrating part which was frustratingly short lol), candles, candle holders, those thicker yellow highlighters, handle of a screwdriver, a foot messager, shower head, plastic fruit and veggies, washing machine, bottles of various sizes, I could go on but wont lol. Masturbation is awesome.

Re above; no one is going to get you off like yourself. Sometimes its nice to not have to deal with another person and focus on your own pleasure. Not all lovers are equal in terms of wanting to learn what you like and being a good sport. The number of men who have taken instruction or request as a critic or ignored request because they "know better" is large. Women Ive been with generally are down for whatever. No shade just pointing out there is an orgasm gap for a reason and no one should feel sad for masturbating.
 
A little anecdote from Sunday…

My wife and I had just had sex…

Afterwards, we were knocking out some chores and I showered off. I was sharpening the chain on my chainsaw, and my wife came into the garage smiling.

Her: you’ll never believe what I just did.
Me: um… walked into the garage??
Her: no. I just vibrated. I was still really horny, so I had two quick orgasms. It was hot!
Me: how come you didn’t tell me first? I would have loved to watch.
Her: sometimes a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do. Plus I need a little alone pleasure time.

She went in to explain she had coffee (which she normally doesn’t as caffeine can mess her up…) but it got her all buzzy and she said she felt her whole body vibrating.

Abt an hour later we were driving to my families house… She was vibrating and contracting the whole car ride - and telling me so…
 
None taken, good point, I'll have to try that again but this time I'll shaft myself with the handle of a feather duster whilst sitting opposite to a mirror; always assuming I can manage to buy a duster with the right kind of wooden handle, don't hold your breath..

I can't stop myself worrying about you getting a splinter now!
 
None taken, good point, I'll have to try that again but this time I'll shaft myself with the handle of a feather duster whilst sitting opposite to a mirror; always assuming I can manage to buy a duster with the right kind of wooden handle, don't hold your breath..
Years ago in the US there was a deodorant marketed under the name 'Tickle.' It was shaped like a dildo, and the advertisement had a feminine finger touching the top of the, uh, container with a girlish giggle. This was well before sex toys were mainstream.
 
I was once introduced to the electrical stimulators chiropractors use to relieve muscle tension in necks and shoulders. That's not where I put it.
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Interesting. Hubby has a tens unit. It is amazing. He had an anal probe that stimulates the prostate. Explosive. 🧨 Electrode pads for his cock and balls. He cums soooo hard. I like to use it too.
 
Everything is a sex toy if you are brave enough. I am not brave, I only select for use that I know are safe and clean. (A few times per day, when possible)
Loved to use household objects we found around the house with my ex wife. Fruit and veg too
 
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