Females who masturbate

My wife used to work at a hospital in the gay area of downtown Toronto. Many men would come into the Emergency Department with various objects stuck in their rectums. The one object that would bring down the house and be gossiped about throughout the hospital was an English cucumber. Please bare in mind this was many years ago when food products weren’t so commonly used as sex objects.

My first serious university girlfriend used to love lying beside me and hump my thigh with her crotch. She was usually fully dressed in a plaid skirt and knee socks. Cuming that way drove her crazy and she would practically howl in pleasure. That would have been alright except that she lived in a girls’ residence with very thin walls and doors. It got to the point where I would get some very strange looks from the other girls while walking from her second floor dorm to the house exit.

I had a friend that I worked with who came very much under the influence of Philip Roth’s book, Portnoy’s Complaint. He told me he would core an apple (hollow out the middle) and use it to masturbate with. Later, he graduated on to butcher shops where he would buy “a fine piece of liver”, take it home and fuck it. He would practically drool as he told me about this. No, his name wasn’t Hannibal Lecter.

More recently, a black cyber-lover would constantly hump her teddy bear. Every time I got in touch she would be humping the bear. There was no doubt in my mind that the bear aroused her more than I did. I guess that’s why she ghosted me but kept the bear.
 
Ok, I'm going there! Be honest, don't judge. I want open and honest answers!
Other than sex toys what items have you used around the house to help u masturbate?
Luckily now I have a great toy collection so those are the winners. Back in the past I have used hairbrushes, a pool stick, tool handles, and some of the obvious vegetables and fruits.
 
My wife used to work at a hospital in the gay area of downtown Toronto. Many men would come into the Emergency Department with various objects stuck in their rectums. The one object that would bring down the house and be gossiped about throughout the hospital was an English cucumber. Please bare in mind this was many years ago when food products weren’t so commonly used as sex objects.

My first serious university girlfriend used to love lying beside me and hump my thigh with her crotch. She was usually fully dressed in a plaid skirt and knee socks. Cuming that way drove her crazy and she would practically howl in pleasure. That would have been alright except that she lived in a girls’ residence with very thin walls and doors. It got to the point where I would get some very strange looks from the other girls while walking from her second floor dorm to the house exit.

I had a friend that I worked with who came very much under the influence of Philip Roth’s book, Portnoy’s Complaint. He told me he would core an apple (hollow out the middle) and use it to masturbate with. Later, he graduated on to butcher shops where he would buy “a fine piece of liver”, take it home and fuck it. He would practically drool as he told me about this. No, his name wasn’t Hannibal Lecter.

More recently, a black cyber-lover would constantly hump her teddy bear. Every time I got in touch she would be humping the bear. There was no doubt in my mind that the bear aroused her more than I did. I guess that’s why she ghosted me but kept the bear.
I think I know who you're talking about. Yes, she is all output, no input!
 
I am thinking about how I can get my hands on one of those to try it out.
I was introduced to it at a sex party. I'd been invited by a dominatrix I knew - she was flogging someone when I arrived - and there were these amazing female moans from the back room. I peeked in to find a gorgeous naked girl being thrilled to orgasm by a young man manipulating the device. Watching her moan with delight and squirm across the table was all the convincing I needed.
 
I saw a very exciting video back in the '80s of a woman masturbating by sitting on a soccer ball. When she was finished the ball was quite wet. It was a short film called "Sport" from the feature film The Best off the New York Erotic Film Festival 1974. I would love to find a copy of this video because I know a woman who would be willing to film herself doing the same for me.
 
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