Females who masturbate

[miriaminmovies]

At least twice a day

Those are rookie numbers!! lol. JK - that sounds about right.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Nothing too unique...beer bottle... banana.. cucumber...

 

[miriaminmovies]

Nothing too unique...beer bottle... banana.. cucumber...

Which do you like best, and why?

 

[kathyisgr65]

Which do you like best, and why?

Cucumber

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Cucumber

You like the ones with lots of bumps?

 

[kathyisgr65]

You like the ones with lots of bumps?

Yes...

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Yes...

Too bad men don't have those bumps!!
The cucumber seems better designed for female anatomy than the penis.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Too bad men don't have those bumps!!
The cucumber seems better designed for female anatomy than the penis.

Right...I'm gonna call God and have a discussion..cuz I have him on speed dial right before my bondsman

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Right...I'm gonna call God and have a discussion..cuz I have him on speed dial right before my bondsman

You should ask Her to help you out with the bond, too.

 

[kathyisgr65]

You should ask Her to help you out with the bond, too.

That's why before..I pray and if that doesn't work I call my bondsman

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

That's why before..I pray and if that doesn't work I call my bondsman

I"m going to take my dog for a walk before the heat comes back.
When I get back, I'll check for the bumps.
If they show up, I'll know never to fuck with you again.

 

[kathyisgr65]

I"m going to take my dog for a walk before the heat comes back.
When I get back, I'll check for the bumps.
If they show up, I'll know never to fuck with you again.

Good luck with that..

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Good luck with that..

Still not bumps.
I still think it is capable of hitting the right spots, but probably not as well as a cucumber.

As for the heat
well
I was too late. Sun came back out.
But I'm sure its not as hot as Kansas.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Still not bumps.
I still think it is capable of hitting the right spots, but probably not as well as a cucumber.

As for the heat
well
I was too late. Sun came back out.
But I'm sure its not as hot as Kansas.

It's fuckin hot...I'm melting.. so if u have fina words say them now

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

It's fuckin hot...I'm melting.. so if u have fina words say them now

It may be fuckin hot
But
Is it too hot to fuck?

 

[kathyisgr65]

It may be fuckin hot
But
Is it too hot to fuck?

Yes

 

[Ajoe207]

Yes this is fun to watch gives good ideas of what one can use in a pickle, and yes, the pun is intended.

And which videos do you like to watch ?

 

[falkor207]

What a fun thread. Thanks to all the ladies who shared their experiences

 

[Luv2bnaked4u]

I had finished off ( with help) a bottle of Merlot. I like the shape of the neck and I started fucking it. After I pulled it out I noticed a wet spot on the sheets but it was all red. I thought I had somehow cut myself. But couldn’t feel any sharp edges on the bottle
After a little panic I realized that it was just some of the wine still in the bottle. Disaster averted! Whew

 

[Wildfly11]

Nothing too unique...beer bottle... banana.. cucumber...

Sounds like tools to get the job done

 

[Wildfly11]

I had finished off ( with help) a bottle of Merlot. I like the shape of the neck and I started fucking it. After I pulled it out I noticed a wet spot on the sheets but it was all red. I thought I had somehow cut myself. But couldn’t feel any sharp edges on the bottle
After a little panic I realized that it was just some of the wine still in the bottle. Disaster averted! Whew

A little panic..thinking how will I explain how I got this cut inside lol

 

[Lincsguy1968]

Nothing too unique...beer bottle... banana.. cucumber...

So long as it works

 

[Sarge9mm]

Ok, guess I'll go. Lol. Cucumber w/ condom on it.

That was our go to until started getting a toy collection

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

A PlayStation controller … or so I’ve heard … .

 

[NaughtyPartyGirl]

I lost my cherry to a hairbrush.