Fetishes that you just don’t get

Far be it from me to "yuck anyone's yum".

For me personally, I don't think sex mixes well with food or humor.

The food mostly practical. I don't like laying on crumbs, feeling sticky, or smelling anything like garbage.

I am fine with sharing a smile or laugh while lovemaking, but not trying to "make sex funny".

Otherwise, different strokes for different folks. Enjoy. Don't hurt anyone.
 
Anything involving bodily excretions (piss, scat, stuff like that, it toss blood in too). More power to those who enjoy it, but no thanks.

The adult baby thing I don't get either. Again, more power to those who enjoy it but no.

Age play that involves either person actually "playing" underage (not just using the term daddy, etc) I find unsettling as well.
 
Far be it from me to "yuck anyone's yum".

For me personally, I don't think sex mixes well with food or humor.

The food mostly practical. I don't like laying on crumbs, feeling sticky, or smelling anything like garbage.

I am fine with sharing a smile or laugh while lovemaking, but not trying to "make sex funny".

Otherwise, different strokes for different folks. Enjoy. Don't hurt anyone.
I generally agree with the food thing, but make an honourable exception for cucumbers and courgettes - my subs and I have had great fun with them over the years 😉
 
I hate all the ones on this list. Plus a coupl I would add: BBC-I just hate it, and why does every young attractive couple having sex in porn have to be “step” something or other?
I find that a lot of BBC porn is so filled of tropes / racial stereotypes that it is likely to suffer a catastrophic rupture. I am totally happy to watch interracial porn, but it would be nice to have it not predicated on petite white girl craves forbidden pleasure from “the other”.



Disclosure: I have never fucked a black guy (not a lot of black guys where I’m from to be fair), but have fucked a black girl and loved it (for the avoidance of doubt, because she was super cute and nasty as fuck, not because she was black).
 
I hate all the ones on this list. Plus a couple I would add: BBC-I just hate it, and why does every young attractive couple having sex in porn have to be “step” something or other?
Yeah, I agree with Emily about interracial. The "step" thing is creepy and I'm really sick of it. I never click those when watching porn.

I can't understand scat or puking ever being hot or sexy in any way. Somehow, I kinda get the pee thing.
 
The gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp can get a bit much I agree.
I think they add that in post production. I don’t make a noise like that when being throated.

It’s a bit like the mandatory: “yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, fuck that hole, yes, yes, yes, just like that”. Said through clenched teeth for greater effect.

Em
 
It’s a bit like the mandatory: “yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, fuck that hole, yes, yes, yes, just like that”. Said through clenched teeth for greater effect.
I actually quite like the early videos of pornstars, before they have learnt what they are meant to do. More realistic orgasms (or at least better acted ones).

Em
 
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Fetishes that I don’t get. Where to begin? Men who want to watch their wives get fucked by other men. Young women who want to have sex with men 40 years older with fat bellies, bald heads and small cocks. (I get why the men want it but not why the young women do.) Anything involving pain, humiliation and degradation. Aren’t these things we want to avoid in life? How are they erotic? Blood, vomit, scat etc. Shoes of any kind. Saggy breasts the size of melons. Tattoos (especially large ones), piercings of any kind, particularly on the face or in the pubic area.

And that’s just the beginning of my list. I know this makes me sound terribly intolerant, but the fact is I don’t begrudge or look down on anyone who engages in these practices. I just don’t get why they want to.
 
Young women who want to have sex with men 40 years older with fat bellies, bald heads and small cocks.
Maybe 40 years is a stretch, but when I used to play around with someone 30 years older than me, he wasn’t any of the things you describe. Plus he was ultra-experienced and I wasn’t. Just depends on the person.

Em
 
Maybe 40 years is a stretch, but when I used to play around with someone 30 years older than me, he wasn’t any of the things you describe. Plus he was ultra-experienced and I wasn’t. Just depends on the person.

Em
I am a recent widower (2 years), 72 years old, bald (I shave it), still 6'2" tall and 190 lbs, no belly and average size cock, and am continually surprised at the number of younger women who have shown interest. You are not dead until they throw dirt over you.
 
Maybe 40 years is a stretch, but when I used to play around with someone 30 years older than me, he wasn’t any of the things you describe. Plus he was ultra-experienced and I wasn’t. Just depends on the person.

Em
I hear what you’re saying Em and I get it. What I’m referring to is the threads that are dedicated to young women looking for men decades older with large bellies and bald heads. I’d understand if they were looking for a sugar daddy, but I find it hard to understand when they say there’s a genuine physical attraction.
 
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