Filthy answers to innocent questions.

[ImpishSeraph]

It's all the the ass lover's fault. They like to see everyone bend over to pick them up

Where should I go if I have good company and want to be entertained?

 

[BlueEyes1969]

Disneyland on Gay Pride Day!

Why do people run stop signs and traffic lights?

 

[flynn99]

The rings that form around the genitals after waxing or shaving!

Why do the leaves fall from the trees in autumn?

Wait! What is Autumn doing with trees in her anyway? Bad case of Dendrophilia?

Oops -- I answered out of order -- repeating @BlueEyes1969's question:

Why do people run stop signs and traffic lights?

 

[summer_reine]

Disneyland on Gay Pride Day!

Why do people run stop signs and traffic lights?

Their autodrive car is too busy filming the porn in the front seat

Why do potheads laugh so much?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Their autodrive car is too busy filming the porn in the front seat

Why do potheads laugh so much?

Because it tickles when their partners get the munchies.

What is the Aurora Borealis?

 

[BlueEyes1969]

The ultimate orgasm!

Why do donkeys bray?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The ultimate orgasm!

Why do donkeys bray?

For the same reason fools fall in love.

Why do fools fall in love?

 

[Sappho_CGN]

@lovecraft68

if you have enough steam for the whole night ...

Where are my black stilettos?

 

[lovecraft68]

@lovecraft68

if you have enough steam for the whole night ...

Where are my black stilettos?

Hopefully imbedded in my shoulders.

What is a good pain?

 

[BlueEyes1969]

A Hot, erotic spanking!

Why are people obsessed with time?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Time is what's keeping you from your next orgasm!

Why are there four fingers and one thumb per hand?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Time is what's keeping you from your next orgasm!

Why are there four fingers and one thumb per hand?

Fingers for the vagina; thumb for the clit, obviously!

Why are humans bipedal?

 

[Actingup]

Fingers for the vagina; thumb for the clit, obviously!

Why are humans bipedal?

Because we have better things to do with opposable thumbs than walk on them (refer previous answer!).

Why is Shakespeare still in the school curriculum?

 

[big_cane_sugar]

Because when he shakes his spear in the school curriculum he makes the whole school curricu-cum.

What happens when a man from Beaverlick goes to Bangkok for the first time?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Because when he shakes his spear in the school curriculum he makes the whole school curricu-cum.

What happens when a man from Beaverlick goes to Bangkok for the first time?

He found it a real pain in the ass; back in Beaverlick, he never needed lube, so he didn't think of it when he first got to Bangkok.

Can you count on any entertainment in Come By Chance, Newfoundland?

 

[flynn99]

He found it a real pain in the ass; back in Beaverlick, he never needed lube, so he didn't think of it when he first got to Bangkok.

Can you count on any entertainment in Come By Chance, Newfoundland?

It depends on whether Chance is out on his fishing boat that day.

What holidays do they recognize in Thailand?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Very few holes are day use only, if you ignore golf.

How’d the librarian handle the fire in the stacks?