First time sucking cock?

Wait, seriously?! In this day and age?!!!!!

Half of women you dated didn't want to do blowjobs? Doesn't say much though, because women who love BJs are rare and so are men who love pussy licking.

However, women will give or try their best BJs to someone they want to impress and men will pretend to love muff diving to get sex or impress someone too, so it's hard to know who likes what.

I've tried so hard to find someone who likes licking arseholes and getting theirs licked, it's almost impossible.
Really? Wish we could help each other out!! 🤩🥂😂
 
Still haven't gotten a first one. Maybe I am looking for a unicorn. I want someone discreet that isn't looking to hook up minutes after first contact and then never be seen again. Would be great to find a buddy to get together with again.
 
It’s not going to happen. Deleted my account at SD & decided to continue my 15+ yrs of celibacy. I’ll continue to read stories, look at pics here & masturbate as often & when I can.
 
indeed. hey! you like farts too!! my wife farts often for me!! lol. for real. cheers!!
Cheers. Yes, I finally put that up on my profile because I didn't want to waste people's time and I get bored of regular chats.

I do love farts and watch porn of that, and I'm no longer ashamed of it. Good for you, you've got an accommodating wife so congratulations!
 
Cheers. Yes, I finally put that up on my profile because I didn't want to waste people's time and I get bored of regular chats.

I do love farts and watch porn of that, and I'm no longer ashamed of it. Good for you, you've got an accommodating wife so congratulations!
Something very sexy about a woman letting loose. 💨
 
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