Five things...

either five sexual things you want to try or five things you do to get yourself out of a blue funky mood.

Sexual things you want to try


1. Non online sex with my partner
2. Sex while she is bound
3. Oral where she is on a table on her back
4. Sex with her, when she has her Butt Plug in
5. Spanking her to an orgasm


Blue Funk

1. Talk to my Partner
2. Watch Princess Bride
3. Let lose on 150 lbs training dummy
4. Walk
5. Practice my Ken-jitsu



Question, Name 5 places you have not had sex but want to?
 
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Sexual things you want to try


1. Non online sex with my partner
2. Sex while she is bound
3. Oral where she is on a table on her back
4. Sex with her, when she has her Butt Plug in
5. Spanking her to an orgasm


Blue Funk

1. Talk to my Partner
2. Watch Princess Bride
3. Let lose on 150 lbs training dummy
4. Walk
5. Practice my Ken-jitsu



Question, Name 5 places you have not had sex put want to?

My ass

Oh!!!

Ummm... I don't know. A train?

That's 2...

I've pretty much had sex everywhere else. I suck at this game.

Pass.
 
My ass

Oh!!!

Ummm... I don't know. A train?

That's 2...

I've pretty much had sex everywhere else. I suck at this game.

Pass.

Would you, could you, on a train?...

In an elevator.
On some stairs.
At Masters office.
In our minivan.
In the bathroom of a public establishment.

Pass.
 
Would you, could you, on a train?...

In an elevator.
On some stairs.
At Masters office.
In our minivan.
In the bathroom of a public establishment.

Pass.


Yes I would, and have on a train....

1. On the bed of a museum historical display
2. Private plane
3. On the set of a movie or theater play (when cameras aren't rolling and no audience in the house)
4. gondola
5. On a river cruise. Maybe a felucca on the Nile.

~pass it on~
 
5 places I want to have sex but haven't?

It's been a while for the sex part so let me dust off the cobwebs...

1. Against the window of the Aria overlooking the Vegas strip.
2. In a boat, on a lake. I have this specific vision of not full-out sex but sliding my swimsuit bottoms to the side, masturbating in front of him as he does the same.
3. Hawaii
4. I'd like to figure out a way to do it in the husband's wheelchair but there's so many gizmos attached to it, we're afraid of breaking something.
5. This seems totally random but it popped in my head... jerking off a stranger on say, the subway or the bus. In my brain it comes off (ha! pun) completely right: no one else notices, he cums quickly, he cums neatly in my hand and I wipe it all over his pants leg...

Five of your favorite foods?
 
Five of your favorite foods?

1. Cheesecake. In particular, Banana Cheesecake from Cheesecake Factory, although I make really good cheesecake myself.

2. Bread. I'm a carbaholic, and it's really, really bad for me. But dammit, I love anything that involves bread. Homemade bread, homemade biscuits, rolls, tortillas, English muffins, toast, garlic bread. BREAD!

3. Seafood, in particular Alaskan King Crab and haddock/cod/tilapia. I could eat it every day.

4. Pizza. I'm a pizza snob, make it myself, and my Pinterest page has over 1,000 pizza pins. And of course, bread. It's bread. And I make my own dough and yeah - bread.

5. Salads, in particular Asian salads. I tried going Vegan for a few months earlier this year and it really reset my taste buds about vegetables, which I now love and find that I crave. It helps offset my bread cravings, strangely enough.

Passing it along...
 
5 favourite foods. Only 5? Because I have about 50 :p

Mac and cheese. From scratch, not the boxed stuff, no way!
Cheese dip. Spicy, on tortilla chips. I could love on this stuff :D
Chicken in a tarragon cream sauce. There is just something about the combination, when done correctly. I love it!
Fresh pasta. Nom nom nom. Noodles, gnocchi, whatever. It's all delicious!
Hmmmm. Only one more?
Steak cooked sous vide finished in a pan of hot butter. Yum!

Passing this on.
 
5 favourite foods. Only 5? Because I have about 50 :p

Mac and cheese. From scratch, not the boxed stuff, no way!
Cheese dip. Spicy, on tortilla chips. I could love on this stuff :D
Chicken in a tarragon cream sauce. There is just something about the combination, when done correctly. I love it!
Fresh pasta. Nom nom nom. Noodles, gnocchi, whatever. It's all delicious!
Hmmmm. Only one more?
Steak cooked sous vide finished in a pan of hot butter. Yum!

Passing this on.

Chicken Parm
Homemade mac and cheese
Pizza with ground beef and salami
nachos
Jane's eggs (scramble two eggs, about 30 seconds before serving top with sharp cheddar and crack another egg on top and let it ooze into the scramble...amazing).

pass this one along
 
Chicken Parm
Homemade mac and cheese
Pizza with ground beef and salami
nachos
Jane's eggs (scramble two eggs, about 30 seconds before serving top with sharp cheddar and crack another egg on top and let it ooze into the scramble...amazing).

pass this one along


Steak
Raw oysters
Lobstah
NY Pizza
Taters, any kind

Pass it
 
watermelon
baked spaghetti
crab cakes
calamari
pulled pork

Five songs that bring back a memory

1. Cat Scratch Fever
2. Night Moves
3. Stroking
4. Schools Out
5. Tonight's the Night

Five places you've been laid other than a bed.
 
1. Cat Scratch Fever
2. Night Moves
3. Stroking
4. Schools Out
5. Tonight's the Night

Five places you've been laid other than a bed.

Man... your memories!!!

1. car
2. floor
3. lake
4. pool
5. chair

If you look around wherever you are right now, tell me five things you see:
 
1. Cat Scratch Fever
2. Night Moves
3. Stroking
4. Schools Out
5. Tonight's the Night

Five places you've been laid other than a bed.

Middle of a field.
In the woods.
On the kitchen table.
On the bathroom counter facing the mirror.
In the bed of a truck.

EDIT: 5 things I see.

My kids
Tickle me Elmo
Art easel
Sensory octopus toy
Bumbo seat.

Same questions!
 
Middle of a field.
In the woods.
On the kitchen table.
On the bathroom counter facing the mirror.
In the bed of a truck.

EDIT: 5 things I see.

My kids
Tickle me Elmo
Art easel
Sensory octopus toy
Bumbo seat.

Same questions!

5 places besides a bed

Firetruck
Beach
Field at his work
Radio station
CBGB's

5 things I see

Big Kid
Kid
Iced tea
Avacado
Ceiling fan


Pass it
 
1. Airplane
2. Corn
3. Bus
4. CD case
5. Trees

5 visual things that get you aroused.
 
5 visual things that get you aroused.

1. Picture of my Girl
2. Video of my Girl
3. Sexy Pictures of my girl
4. The new Corvette
5. Porn


5 fruits or vegetables you use for things besides eat, and what for.
 
1. Picture of my Girl
2. Video of my Girl
3. Sexy Pictures of my girl
4. The new Corvette
5. Porn


5 fruits or vegetables you use for things besides eat, and what for.

1. Lemon - for disinfecting the garbage disposal

2. Celery and Onions - as a base to put the pot roast on and then throw away.

3. All leaves and stalks from veggies, onion skins and carrot tops to make vegetable stock.

4. Fresh rosemary and mint - deters ants in the kitchen, I leave sprigs near the window where they tend to come in.

5. Limes, lemons and oranges - put them in a sugar/salt/water combo to brine poultry in.
 
Describe the last five pictures you took from your phone:

4 are pictures of The Destroyer (my cat) sleeping in strange places.

1) Half-on half-off a box of tissues.
2) On top of the wifi router.
3) Upside down and splayed out.
4) Lying like that girl from Titanic when she said "Draw me like one of your French girls".
5) A picture of a friendly homing pigeon that wasn't scared of me.

Pass on.
 
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