... Every time... You're like a vulture... A vulture comprised of unhappiness, rusty nails, and Indian food. Swooping down to carry off another chunk of my SOUL!
Unfortunately, I don't know you well enough to properly gauge how serious you are about that. So you leave me no choice but to assume that you do mean it to some extent.
" Not dislike myself "
You're too smart to actually believe that there is something so irredeemably wrong with you, it warrants punching your own clock. I guarantee there isn't a single person amongst us that doesn't feel fundamentally flawed in some capacity. You don't like yourself, well, it takes effort not to. It's easy to be cynical about your own worth, but I can tell you that you are worth something, certainly more than you seem to think you are.
" Have money "
Well, you've got a roof over your head, a cat that is actually some kind of monstrous eldritch entity bent on cosmic annihilation, and an internet connection ( hence electricity ), and presumably working plumbing, so you can't be that broke. Let alone enough for it to be soul crushing. You want more? There's plenty of ways to go about that, most are legal, they just require some form of planning and frugality while you save towards whatever goal you have in mind. Easy.
" To have completed some sort of personal life accomplishment "
Get in line mate, right behind the rest of earth's population. Again, that requires work, and a hell of a lot more than saving money does. You're too intelligent and logical to possibly ever believe that shit like that just magically happens. Your subdued state can't possibly be that mind numbing, otherwise you wouldn't even bring it up. If you haven't done anything worthwhile in your own eyes, it's because you've either been too busy, or just lazy. Neither of which are wholly debilitating situations. Pick something, start on it, and don't let yourself drop it. Exercise some self discipline and you may just be surprised how easy it is.
" Be smarter "
... Duh.
In case you haven't noticed,
* Ahem
" Us are all thunk yer smart, Con."
There, I spelled it out for you. The only thing you seem to be ignorant of, is exactly how brilliant your posts are, and that despite your obvious intellect you've never, to my knowledge, ventured into the realm of pretense or came off as a know it all. I can only speculate at how many people get your jokes and references without the use of a search engine
" Find a compatible partner "
Pardon my abrasive tone, but how hard have you actually tried? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I find it hard to believe that someone as scathingly apathetic as you present yourself to be, has put forth the kind of effort it truly takes to seek something that rare out. Not that it's hard to find someone, but something ideal is not so easily obtained, it's something exceptional we spend our short lives seeking out. You have to know yourself well enough to either be willing to compromise some of those standards I KNOW you have, or make peace with the fact that it's going to be that much harder to do if you're not willing to budge on them. Again, you're smart enough to know that the only place perfection exists, is in the fiction section of the library. But you can find an ideal, someone that makes you happy, that you click with, with whom's flaws ( real or self perceived ) become completely inconsequential in the face of how much you love them, it just requires a hell of a lot of time, searching, and yeah, you will be lonely. But take it from the formerly emotionally dead who struggled everyday for years over whether or not the end of a gun barrel would taste good, it gets better and is not hopeless, my friend.
And if all else fails?
I like cats, will watch anime, and can make fun of both america's political circus as well as Schrödinger's paradox. I'll fucking marry you bro, let's do this
Just don't go checking yourself out, few things are worth even seriously considering that. Trust me.
Edit: Forgive any redundancies or errors, my phone sucks and I'm supposed to be working
<selfishly snipped because I'm jonesing for a wedding> I'll fucking marry you bro, let's do this
Just don't go checking yourself out, few things are worth even seriously considering that. Trust me.
Ok, inspired by pm with a friend.....
Five fetishes you do n't share but could tolerate and share with for a partner.
Tits
Cats
Tiffs
Things I find related in abstract but others do not
The contents of my handbag and why there is usually a rope slip lead in there.
Hmm....
I'd do an erroneous handbag contents right now but it's rude to the gentlemen.
Ok, inspired by pm with a friend.....
Five fetishes you do n't share but could tolerate and share with for a partner.
I hear that the interest people have in it comes from that constrictive element. I haven't tried it either so this is just conjecture, but I guess if you like rope it might be similar?
No!-AND THAT'S OK!
Five fetishes you do n't share but could tolerate and share with for a partner.
Pass it on.
