Four Word Horror Story (NO POLITICS)

[Trubbycat]

It’s a certified letter…

 

[UsuallyPresent]

No - Ginger, not wasabi!

 

[Sammysub07]

Forgot about the laundry

 

[barefootgirl69]

Did you...never mind.

 

[PearlyDewdrops]

The walls closed in.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Messy orgasms while commuting

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I clicked @Daisy_Love's link.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

No pay rise again

 

[billg1421]

Don't get mad, but.....

 

[UsuallyPresent]

For Christmas, you’re fired!

 

[barefootgirl69]

"Check engine light's on."

 

[ABiGuy84]

Someone's in the house

 

[MindYaBitness]

Just one more cut

 

[Trubbycat]

I checked my 401K

 

[Deadbed1968]

Don’t cum in me…

 

[ABiGuy84]

Now, you've it too.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Its just a rash.

 

[EvaLane]

They don’t want you

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You need to flee!

 

[Apisto42]

Does this taste funny?

 

[ABiGuy84]

Lets play a game.

 

[cdstefi]

Anal sex. Shit happens.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You have more holes....

 

[ABiGuy84]

Lets Make a Deal

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Done pooping, no TP