Four Word Horror Story (NO POLITICS)

[Pad_Foot]

Scruffy found a akunk

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Crap! We’re outta tomato juice!

 

[angelofthenorth]

Broke the damn zip!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Crap! We’re outta tomato juice!

One...two...three...five?!?!?

 

[GoodGirlsDeserveFun]

Run out of cheese!

 

[OralAllOver]

Splinters on the strapon

 

[GoodGirlsDeserveFun]

Or from Wallace and Gromit
You've forgotten the crackers!

Run out of cheese!

 

[peter252]

Will not get up

 

[EmmAgain]

His cum was ice-cold.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Lube has been banned.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

My hair! It’s GONE!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Will Pepsi be okay?

 

[ABiGuy84]

That is not ketchup.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Pea soup? How… thrilling

 

[Pad_Foot]

Zombi with hard cock

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Orally fixated bisexual vampire

 

[F3x0r]

There is no coffee

 

[Sunlover102]

Notice from TAX DEPARTMENT.