"Fuck Me Music"

[CurlyGirly]

Anything by Enigma.

Oh I agree! But I have to say that the entire album "Boys for Pele" by Tori Amos makes me think of sex. Probably because that was what I listened to the first time I made wonderful love to a woman.

October Project is AMAZING sex music. And it's just damn good music.

"Caramel" by Suzanne Vega.

 

[Expertise]

Jeff what Moral Majority Chapter do you belong to? Jesus, go get laid and lighten' up would ya'

The music: "Getting There"- Stand By Me and/or Sitting By The Dock of the Bay or With or Without You (U2). "Getting Off" damn this is embarassing ... When Doves Cry (Prince)

I think I will just go and slash my wrists real quick from the embarassment of that one.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Jeff, we GET it. You've met the best girl in the whole wide world and you're in love-a-rooni. We understand.
We're all perverted, and your love is pure. Got it. It's okay to put a cork in it now, okay?

By the way, from what I understand, and I could be wrong about my facts here and if I am please don't bother to correct me: You haven't slept with her. You met her on line. And you're not even in the same state. I'm not sure you two have even held hands much less made a commitment about where the sofa should go. Pardon me, young boy, but, given all this, seriously, what in the fuck do you know about love that most of us couldn't get off a Hallmark card? I don't talk about it much, because, as I've said too often before, I like to keep my RL private, but as I've been in love with my wife since the day I met her I know how love with a woman changes, grows, envelops, disappoints, frustrates and elevates, I can honestly say I know love. So BELIEVE me, all your syrupy, moony-eyed prose about eternal happieness with someone who gives good keyboard rings naive as hell.

You sound like a nice kid, and I sincerely hope it is the love affair of your life and I wish you the very best, truly, but until you actually step up to the batter's box (never mind getting to first base) your constant condemnations of our lusty essays in lieu of sonnet-spouting are boring the fuck out of me.

Please see suggestion about cork above.

 

[Thumper]

Yep.....or Amen!

Can't wait til Friday for some strange reason....

 

[SimplySouthern]

Wouldn't it just be dandy if we could somehow leap the bounds of cyberspace and find out who Jeff's "love-a-rooni" is and tell her just how sweet and innocent (read: boring) he is? Perhaps send a few threads to her...can't believe he plans on kissing her (one of these days) with that mouth! (bless his heart)

Joking...I'm joking.

To the internet powers that be: I intend to commit no computer espionage..I swear! Trust me. (famous last words)

 

[Lasher]

*WHEW*

Goddamn, DCL... I've had my finger on the trigger for a long time to make that same post, but we ALL know what would have happened if I had...

 

[SimplySouthern]

Would it be as good?

I'm thinking it would have come out a little less like a funny "old Lasher" post and more like the new and improved Seinfield-esque Lasher.

Kinda like Lasher-light. More like a stand up comedy routine.

 

[Dionysus]

Cowboy Junkies works for me.

 

[Enigma777]

not to toot my own horn, but...


I agree with Cyra_3 and CurlyGirly...

Anything by Enigma. Especially their CD MCMXC a.D.

 

[Mortto56]

One of my favorites,been a classic for over 20 years,"FRANK ZAPPAS", "DINAH MOE HUMM".nothing but raw sex.

 

[SeXy ReDHeD]

Anything by The Cure

I have to agree with you.
Me and my ex used to love to fuck (am I hurting your virgin ears, Jeff?) to the "Kiss Me Kiss Me Kiss Me" CD... I still get hot every time I hear any of those songs... makes me shudder just thinking about it!

 

[Earthgoddess]

Anything by Tangerine Dream and Love and Rockets-but for pouncing I love the Proclaimers and the Cure...

 

[Lajo]

I prefer instrumental stuff...especially some good jazz, perhaps some new age, blues, and of course...classical.

Bolero...>Ravel (remember the movie "10")
Canon in D Major...Pachebel
Four Seasons......Vivaldi
Clair De Lune......Debussy

More modern
Soundtrack Jonathan Livingston Seagull
Soundtrack to On Golden Pond
Opera Sauvage.....Vangelis
Almost anything from Windham Hill or Narada labels.
(George Winston, David Lanz to name a couple)

I am sure there are a lot of others, but this is what I came up with off the top of my head.

 

[Bodizefi]

The Buzzcocks-Orgasm Addict
The Cure-Pornography
Prince-Dirty Minds
REO Speedealer-Fuck me like a pig
Led Zeppelin IV (Fast Times At Ridgemont High turned me on to this)

 

[Jade]

I prefer instrumental stuff...especially some good jazz, perhaps some new age, blues, and of course...classical.

Bolero...>Ravel (remember the movie "10")
Canon in D Major...Pachebel
Four Seasons......Vivaldi
Clair De Lune......Debussy

(George Winston, David Lanz to name a couple)

I am sure there are a lot of others, but this is what I came up with off the top of my head.

Lajo... I can understand the Winston, Pachebel, 4 seasons (great album!)... that says a lot about your lovemaking style! But..... Clair De Lune as fuck me music??!!!
Are you serious?? My little sister used to dance around the living room while I played that on the piano ha ha... that is so funny that someone thinks of it as "fuck me music" now!
You have certainly made my day Lajo!

 

[Whispersecret]

You know, anything by Barney gets to me. There's something very virile about how he swings that big, thick purple tail. A few of my favorites: "We Take Turns, So We'll All Have Fun" and his theme song, "I Love You."

 

[SweetNick]

Ok, I just read this, and I've got a question, BIG MAN ON MULBERRY STREET, by Billy Joel??? That's the weirdest choice for a fuck me song i've ever heard of in my life. Ok, and can anyone recommend a good, "date me song", i got enough problems with those!!!

 

[Lajo]

Well...maybe not fuck me music...but how about Clair De Lune as getting ready to fuck me fuck me music?

Glad I could make your day. If nothing else, I am good for a laugh!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Ok, I just read this, and I've got a question, BIG MAN ON MULBERRY STREET, by Billy Joel??? That's the weirdest choice for a fuck me song i've ever heard of in my life.

Yeah, it is. But it makes me feel very Greenwich Village and Two O'Clock in the morningish, and that's usually when I used to, er, score. A song doesn't have to be about love to get you in the mood, it has to resonate with you personally. And, for some damn reason, that one does.

 

[CreamyLady]

Concierto de Aranjuez -- Rodrigo.
La Mer -- Debussy.

His voice, whispering in my ear . . . beats the hell out of music for lighting fires.

 

[Siren]

 

[Thumper]

"WOOF"

Betcha never saw a rabbit do a dog imitation before!!!

My second favorite way to do it Siren....

 

[Siren]

 

[Jade]

SOMEONE PUT ON DONNY OSMOND FOR ME PLEASSEEEEEEEE

Okay so maybe it's a little off the topic but have you seen Mulan? He is the voice of the sexy fighter in that and sing's wonderrrrfulllyyyy!!!! I love to use my MUlan CD as a workout thingy but now, thanks to you I have some "other" ideas!

One of my favorites on that starts out "Let's get down to business...." hee hee

Gosh and I was giving Lajo a hard time for Clair de Lune!!!
I repent I repent!

 

[Siren]