Fuck Me

Oooo. Did you see that OT left a comment!
How cool is that...

But now y'all got me singin' dem fuck me blues

So, I be singin' a bluesy melody
that be beggin' somebody choose me
for a little, lovey dovey diddle
right here, here, here in da middle
between spread thighs
and pink lips opened to the sky.
Oh my, my, my, my MYYYYYYYY...
Just fuck me over here in my blues...

My pick up truck boyfrien' has been missin' for days
I'm too broke to find him and bring him home from his stray
Maybe my daddy will chastise his bad ways
All I know is I wan' him to FUCK ME I says...

Don't keep me singin' these fuck me hard ....
blue oooo oooo ooo OO oo ooooooooos
 
Oooo. Did you see that OT left a comment!
How cool is that...

But now y'all got me singin' dem fuck me blues

So, I be singin' a bluesy melody
that be beggin' somebody choose me
for a little, lovey dovey diddle
right here, here, here in da middle
between spread thighs
and pink lips opened to the sky.
Oh my, my, my, my MYYYYYYYY...
Just fuck me over here in my blues...

My pick up truck boyfrien' has been missin' for days
I'm too broke to find him and bring him home from his stray
Maybe my daddy will chastise his bad ways
All I know is I wan' him to FUCK ME I says...

Don't keep me singin' these fuck me hard ....
blue oooo oooo ooo OO oo ooooooooos

I know!! I even Pm'd someone when I saw it, just to share the joy :)

I have truly missed that man, he was always such a help to me when I was starting out. I hope he posts some of his outstanding poetry. He always was sooo good.

hear that Dude? come write for your female fans :D

:rose:
 
Oooo. Did you see that OT left a comment!
How cool is that...

But now y'all got me singin' dem fuck me blues

So, I be singin' a bluesy melody
that be beggin' somebody choose me
for a little, lovey dovey diddle
right here, here, here in da middle
between spread thighs
and pink lips opened to the sky.
Oh my, my, my, my MYYYYYYYY...
Just fuck me over here in my blues...

My pick up truck boyfrien' has been missin' for days
I'm too broke to find him and bring him home from his stray
Maybe my daddy will chastise his bad ways
All I know is I wan' him to FUCK ME I says...

Don't keep me singin' these fuck me hard ....
blue oooo oooo ooo OO oo ooooooooos
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Champ, do you remember that silly challenge we had where we had to write a blues poem?

I can't find mine, but it was titled "Working at the Waffle House Blues."

Them shur wuz fun times.
 
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Champ, do you remember that silly challenge we had where we had to write a blues poem?

I can't find mine, but it was titled "Working at the Waffle House Blues."

Them shur wuz fun times.
I do remember.... Here's mine

This Ain't No How The Blues

Oh I ain't singin' no muddy water blues
No I ain't singin' those muddy water blues
Cause I got Perrier water ta choose,
And I ain't wearin' them blue suede shoes.

Oh I ain't cryin' no beat up truck blues
No I ain't cryin' those beat up truck blues
Cause I got an Explorer that's in the news
And I ain't payin' hard time dues

Oh I ain't broke,
Cause my Trust Fund just matured.
Yeah it's no joke,
I'm Canadian, haven't you heard?
Gallery happenings on opening night
Champagne and caviar treatin' me right
Right there with the well-to-dos
Wearin' designer Gap-trendy-wanker denim blues.

There ain't no way I can find the blues.
No there ain't no way I can find the blues.
There be looks in the family tree,
And my luck is damned good, don't ya see?
And my baby's so fuckin' sexy,
He be lovin'
Nobody else
but
Me!

Oh I ain't singin' no bring me down blues
No I ain't singin' no bring me down blues
Cause I got lovin friends in alla you's
And I ain't singin'
No I ain't cryin'
I ain't singin' no bring me down
blues.
 
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