FUCK YOU CANADA!!
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MADDOG
You finally coming over to the populated side of OZ, well if you hit VIC mail me
I love canada... they gave us Degrassi!
da Chef
You finally coming over to the populated side of OZ, well if you hit VIC mail me
I love canada... they gave us Degrassi!
da Chef
Ok, now I see what I'm working with here. Lasher you idiot! You must not have paid attention to what you read. How the hell could it have been my fault by breaking some rules when I never even got into their damn country to break any rules you dip shit.
Look I know that I have offended some of you if not all of you. But isn't this board hear for us to discuss issues whether it be about sex or what ever is on our mind. I had a problem with the canadians. I don't care for them anymore and I think their shit heads. That is my opinion.
Look I know that I have offended some of you if not all of you. But isn't this board hear for us to discuss issues whether it be about sex or what ever is on our mind. I had a problem with the canadians. I don't care for them anymore and I think their shit heads. That is my opinion.
I guess they could smell you coming, then.....
But they do have rules for getting in the country... That's what border guards do.....
THEY GUARD THE BORDER.... (I hope ya can follow this, btw..)
DUH...
C'mon.... you're afraid to tell us cause you know you'll look like an ass, aren't ya??
But they do have rules for getting in the country... That's what border guards do.....
THEY GUARD THE BORDER.... (I hope ya can follow this, btw..)
DUH...
C'mon.... you're afraid to tell us cause you know you'll look like an ass, aren't ya??
Who the fuck was Michael Sembello....
Great... Now I got that fucking song running thru my head...
"Just a steel town girl on a Saturday night.... Looking for the fight of her life... In the real time world no one sees her at all... They all think she's crazy...."
DAMMIT!
Great... Now I got that fucking song running thru my head...
"Just a steel town girl on a Saturday night.... Looking for the fight of her life... In the real time world no one sees her at all... They all think she's crazy...."
DAMMIT!
Tommy had never seen anything like it - everything made of cheese!!
Didn't they ask you any of the following questions?
Are you or have you ever been on drugs?
Are you or have you ever been involved in terrorist activity?
Are you are have you ever been arrested
Are you or have you ever been a convicted rapist
Are you or have you ever been involved in homosexuality?
Are you or have you ever been involved in communist activity?
Oh yes officer, these are just some of my favorite things!
"Carry on through Ms. Andrews"
As far as I know Canada is a great place. Unfortunately I've never been (though I'm planning on moving there in the future) but I know a lot of people who have. Their feedback was somewhere along the lines of:
"I've never seen so much pussy in my life!"
"The scenery is breathtaking!"
"The Canadians are the nicest people I've ever met!"
"The beer tastes like shit!"
"I made love to a lesbian who said she just wanted to see what color the grass was on the other side."
"They are really open about sex."
I don't know how accurate this stuff is but what I do know is that it isn't a place for the likes of you maniac. I think you'd probably be better off in a shithole like Texas ... oh hang on you're already there!
[Edited by Flagg on 07-05-2000 at 08:38 AM]
Didn't they ask you any of the following questions?
Are you or have you ever been on drugs?
Are you or have you ever been involved in terrorist activity?
Are you are have you ever been arrested
Are you or have you ever been a convicted rapist
Are you or have you ever been involved in homosexuality?
Are you or have you ever been involved in communist activity?
Oh yes officer, these are just some of my favorite things!
"Carry on through Ms. Andrews"
As far as I know Canada is a great place. Unfortunately I've never been (though I'm planning on moving there in the future) but I know a lot of people who have. Their feedback was somewhere along the lines of:
"I've never seen so much pussy in my life!"
"The scenery is breathtaking!"
"The Canadians are the nicest people I've ever met!"
"The beer tastes like shit!"
"I made love to a lesbian who said she just wanted to see what color the grass was on the other side."
"They are really open about sex."
I don't know how accurate this stuff is but what I do know is that it isn't a place for the likes of you maniac. I think you'd probably be better off in a shithole like Texas ... oh hang on you're already there!
[Edited by Flagg on 07-05-2000 at 08:38 AM]
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Flagg you're coming to North America how wonderful. Canada is very beautiful. I went to the Park there and it was the most breathtaking countryside. Maniac I have been visiting Canada my whole life and spent one summer roaming about it. I thought the people were just people some were nice and others not so nice. I seemed to meet more of the nice ones.
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If you speak like you write I don't blame them...
Maniac you are obviously a Fucking DOLT and a nigh on to xenophobic Dolt at that. That is more than likely why they didn't let you in. They were probably terrified at the prospect of your DNA entering the gene pool of our cattle or sheep and lowering their cumulative IQ.
Have a nice day and remember to get their back hooves all the way down the front of your rubber boots...
Maniac you are obviously a Fucking DOLT and a nigh on to xenophobic Dolt at that. That is more than likely why they didn't let you in. They were probably terrified at the prospect of your DNA entering the gene pool of our cattle or sheep and lowering their cumulative IQ.
Have a nice day and remember to get their back hooves all the way down the front of your rubber boots...
I live right on the Canadian border (Sumas WA) and I presume you either were or had been drinking. Since we are a 24 hour border crossing I've seen many Americans turned back because of their actions (drinking). A DWI in Canada is a felony and drinking can get you stopped in a hurry. You said you were turned back for a minor reason but fail to say what it is. Bet it was booze
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ummmm k ... well .. yikes ..
I can understand your feelings Mani .. oooh do i ever get pissed off too when i get hassled about anything really while i am travelling ..
i just want to point out one little piece of not so distant history my dear that might make you soften your maniacal heart just a wee bit .. do you recall our "so very rude" Canadian Ambassador in Teheran putting his own life as well as the lives of Canadian Embassy personnel at great risk by sheltering your American Ambassador and staff from what would would have been imprisonment, torture or perhaps even death. Sheltering them for months until they could be smuggled safely back to your beloved American shores ... because to us Canadians .. the lives of our American brothers are equal in value to our own. Hands across the border my friend.
Oh and gosh I am just starting to feel like such a pseudo Canadian Ambassador here on the literotica BB .. that well .. on behalf of the total Canadian population ... i would personally like to give you head ... yes wonderful, wonderful head until you reach mind blowing heights of elation .. will that make up for all the rest of the rude Canadians dear?
please tell me it will. luv, isabella xx
[Edited by Isabella Thorne on 07-05-2000 at 09:19 AM]
I can understand your feelings Mani .. oooh do i ever get pissed off too when i get hassled about anything really while i am travelling ..
i just want to point out one little piece of not so distant history my dear that might make you soften your maniacal heart just a wee bit .. do you recall our "so very rude" Canadian Ambassador in Teheran putting his own life as well as the lives of Canadian Embassy personnel at great risk by sheltering your American Ambassador and staff from what would would have been imprisonment, torture or perhaps even death. Sheltering them for months until they could be smuggled safely back to your beloved American shores ... because to us Canadians .. the lives of our American brothers are equal in value to our own. Hands across the border my friend.
Oh and gosh I am just starting to feel like such a pseudo Canadian Ambassador here on the literotica BB .. that well .. on behalf of the total Canadian population ... i would personally like to give you head ... yes wonderful, wonderful head until you reach mind blowing heights of elation .. will that make up for all the rest of the rude Canadians dear?
please tell me it will. luv, isabella xx
[Edited by Isabella Thorne on 07-05-2000 at 09:19 AM]
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There must have been something wrong with you if you were not let through at the border, I have been back and forth across the americain/canadian border with out a problem so many times that there must have been something wrong, or you did something wrong while you were there. I also don't think that you can judge a whole country by one bad experience that you had, we are not all shitheads or bitches even though that is what you seem to think we are. I could do the same thing that you are doing and say that all Americain are ignorant asswipes, for example YOU, but that wouldn't get me any where becuase of the fact that i know it's not true. If you continue to keep the attitude that you have towards Canadians then I see a damned good reason for not leetting you into the country......
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ummmmm... hope this isn't too much of a non sequitur:
Every time I see the title of this thread, I can't help but hear the Canadian national anthem ("O Canada"... which recently tied France for the blue ribbon in the O.Clozoff national anthem sweepstakes) in my mind, but with "Fuck you" replacing the "o".
Everybody get up and sing with me...
Every time I see the title of this thread, I can't help but hear the Canadian national anthem ("O Canada"... which recently tied France for the blue ribbon in the O.Clozoff national anthem sweepstakes) in my mind, but with "Fuck you" replacing the "o".
Everybody get up and sing with me...
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I remember once I was trying to get in to see "Star Wars Episode One" and I was on line and somebody let two friends cut in front of them and those were the last two tickets, so I couldn't get in, and the box office people wouldn't even listen to my complaint about all the cutting and treated me rudely.
Fucking George Lucas.
Fucking George Lucas.
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LMAO off Dixon .. but ok does that mean we have to hate all George Lucases from now on ... do we judge them all soley by the one obvious bastard amongst them .. because i have met some George Lucases who were nice.
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bite me who wants you here.
well i am canadian and after that post who would want you to enter. Were you that rude when you tried to pass. Didnt you see the sign no assholes allowed in.You who thinks that he is too good for the human race. Take a mind check your classifing people as one. If i did that i would hate the human race. If a lady pissed you off would you hate all females. If one old person took her time crossing a street would you blame them all. NO.... So why dont you just grow up and realize that you can not hate a whole country just because of a certian person wouldnt let you enter.
well i am canadian and after that post who would want you to enter. Were you that rude when you tried to pass. Didnt you see the sign no assholes allowed in.You who thinks that he is too good for the human race. Take a mind check your classifing people as one. If i did that i would hate the human race. If a lady pissed you off would you hate all females. If one old person took her time crossing a street would you blame them all. NO.... So why dont you just grow up and realize that you can not hate a whole country just because of a certian person wouldnt let you enter.
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Men, canadian men, canadian hockey men
Never have been much on Hockey as a sport...but the men, oh the men. So strong and manly...and aggressive. Good lord I can't help myself when it comes to an aggressive man.
Pardon me, was I drooling?
*wiping away spit string* I'm fine now...go about your business.
Never have been much on Hockey as a sport...but the men, oh the men. So strong and manly...and aggressive. Good lord I can't help myself when it comes to an aggressive man.
Pardon me, was I drooling?
*wiping away spit string* I'm fine now...go about your business.
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ahhh scarlett .. we have our "hotties" LMAO as do all the countries in our united nations of sex deviants ... be they American ... be they Brits .. be they European .. be they Canadian .. hmmmmmm
As the pseudo BB literotica bizzaro world Canadian Ambassador *a somewhat tarty title at best I have been told* I have now been instructed on orders of her Majesty the Queen of England (I can do that you see through our Governer General) to offer you this Mr. Maniac as our final offer ..
on behalf of the Canadian people .. i am now prepared to blow each of your brothers too and their wives if they are into it and bring you all to mind blowing earth shattering orgasms .. now Mr. Maniac I ask you on bended knees .. what other country would make you such an offer as that? it is time, Mr. Maniac, to put the rude Canadians behind you and instead look ahead to the ones who give head.
ahhh scarlett .. we have our "hotties" LMAO as do all the countries in our united nations of sex deviants ... be they American ... be they Brits .. be they European .. be they Canadian .. hmmmmmm
As the pseudo BB literotica bizzaro world Canadian Ambassador *a somewhat tarty title at best I have been told* I have now been instructed on orders of her Majesty the Queen of England (I can do that you see through our Governer General) to offer you this Mr. Maniac as our final offer ..
on behalf of the Canadian people .. i am now prepared to blow each of your brothers too and their wives if they are into it and bring you all to mind blowing earth shattering orgasms .. now Mr. Maniac I ask you on bended knees .. what other country would make you such an offer as that? it is time, Mr. Maniac, to put the rude Canadians behind you and instead look ahead to the ones who give head.
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You crack me up. LMAO. If I swear I hate Canada too....what can I get from a few of you Canadians as a showing of peace and goodwill. If this is the treatment you get when you act like a jackass...I say FUCK YOU ALL!
You crack me up. LMAO. If I swear I hate Canada too....what can I get from a few of you Canadians as a showing of peace and goodwill. If this is the treatment you get when you act like a jackass...I say FUCK YOU ALL!
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It's alive, it's alive!!
I think you people have been far too harsh on maniac. The man felt he was treated unjustly and let off some steam. I'm sure we've all been there.
I think I've found the problem! Maniac, you just had the misfortune to run into a sub-species of humans of the genus bureaucratus. All nations have them, they are especially prevalent in official organizations. they have been genetically altered by having their funny-bone removed thus rendering them humourless. Their brains have also been replaced with a book of regulations so they can only operate " by the book".
Personally the idea of having such a volatile Texan as our guest strikes me as thrilling. We could poke him with a stick and watch him explode. Maniac, old buddy, you're always welcome to my COCK( that stands for Corner Of Canada Kid). Felt I best explain that one; don't want him going off again!
Give us another chance by trying to enter again. If the same result should occur you can always tell us to fuck-off once more.
I think you people have been far too harsh on maniac. The man felt he was treated unjustly and let off some steam. I'm sure we've all been there.
I think I've found the problem! Maniac, you just had the misfortune to run into a sub-species of humans of the genus bureaucratus. All nations have them, they are especially prevalent in official organizations. they have been genetically altered by having their funny-bone removed thus rendering them humourless. Their brains have also been replaced with a book of regulations so they can only operate " by the book".
Personally the idea of having such a volatile Texan as our guest strikes me as thrilling. We could poke him with a stick and watch him explode. Maniac, old buddy, you're always welcome to my COCK( that stands for Corner Of Canada Kid). Felt I best explain that one; don't want him going off again!
Give us another chance by trying to enter again. If the same result should occur you can always tell us to fuck-off once more.
Alright how many times must I say this so that you all will hear me. (I apologise for the foul language used earlier. I will try and keep it polite this time.) When we approached the first check point, we rolled down the window and turned of the engine as requested. The lady at the booth questioned our reason for entering and then asked how many of us were there. Then she gave us a piece of paper and gave us instructions as what to do then. We followed those intructions to the "T". Then when we proceded inside the building, we were questioned again. We answered all questions and then after a while the lady came back out and said no!
Now, you people in hear are mad at me and have called me names, joked about me and even made suggestions about me when not one single person in hear knows who the hell I am, or anything about me. You sit there behind your computer judging me the same way I judged the whole country of canada and its people. But yet its ok for you to do it but not for me. At least I made a judgement on an experience and not by what I see written on the computer screen. Y'all have sat there and passed judgement on "what I must have done, what I probably did, or what rules I broken". Is it really that hard for you to believe that this really did happen to me and that it could actually happen to someone else.
For the person who responed, that lives there in washington at the border, you said I must have been drinking. Guess what? I was not drinking and neither was any of the others who was in the vehicle. Each of you have got to be the biggest hippocrites there is.
Now, you people in hear are mad at me and have called me names, joked about me and even made suggestions about me when not one single person in hear knows who the hell I am, or anything about me. You sit there behind your computer judging me the same way I judged the whole country of canada and its people. But yet its ok for you to do it but not for me. At least I made a judgement on an experience and not by what I see written on the computer screen. Y'all have sat there and passed judgement on "what I must have done, what I probably did, or what rules I broken". Is it really that hard for you to believe that this really did happen to me and that it could actually happen to someone else.
For the person who responed, that lives there in washington at the border, you said I must have been drinking. Guess what? I was not drinking and neither was any of the others who was in the vehicle. Each of you have got to be the biggest hippocrites there is.
It's a TIE!!
Each of you have got to be the biggest hippocrites there is.
Hehehee...
Anyways... I just think it's pretty fucking funny that you couldn't get into Canada... It's the same way I'd react to someone who tried to tell me they weren't allowed into the Mall...
I'm sure it was a frustrating experience, but still.... It's Canada, ya know?
Maybe someone said "Aboot" and you were smirking and didn't even know it? They HATE it when ya make fun of'em for saying "Aboot"...
Each of you have got to be the biggest hippocrites there is.
Hehehee...
Anyways... I just think it's pretty fucking funny that you couldn't get into Canada... It's the same way I'd react to someone who tried to tell me they weren't allowed into the Mall...
I'm sure it was a frustrating experience, but still.... It's Canada, ya know?
Maybe someone said "Aboot" and you were smirking and didn't even know it? They HATE it when ya make fun of'em for saying "Aboot"...
