Fuck you, I like it

See? You’re not such a curmudgeon.

Fuck you, I like being a curmudgeon and revel in my grandkids and great-grandkids calling me Grumps. :p

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(And I fuckin' love this thread, MeekMe. In case you couldn't tell from my smile.)
 
Fuck you! I like butterscotch pudding! So what if it looks like baby shit?
 
Fuck you Spiny Norman.

Spiny Norman was my High School Principal. Heading in to my last year of High School, I needed one more "Language" credit to graduate. Without it I would not get into University. Because I was taking three science credits and three maths, I didn't want to take Grade 13 (yep, 13) English. A bunch of us who were trying to get into Engineering and other tech courses discovered that Grade 9 typing was considered a language course.'

Six of us selected it. We got called into the principal's office.

"Now Boys, I can't let you into this class with all those Grade 9 girls. It just doesn't look right. Besides. you don't need it. You'll hire some girl to do that for you."

Yep. That's what he said. A "Secretary" was the same as a 15 year old girl to him, and I still type (key) with three fingers on each hand.

I hsnt' aFFEECTED me at aLl. I maek few tpoys..

Fuck you Spiny Norman. I like that I was right.

(The sharp-eyed among you will know that Spiny Norman is from Monty Python)
 
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"Now Boys, I can't let you into this class with all those Grade 9 girls. It just doesn't look right. Besides. you don't need it. You'll hire some girl to do that for you."

Oh no. I had a teacher like that and sometimes I still feel the urge to look him up and tell him how wrong he was about... everything.

Also, he did lessons where he'd measure our pain tolerances and in hindsight, that's kind of fucked up.
 
Oh no. I had a teacher like that and sometimes I still feel the urge to look him up and tell him how wrong he was about... everything.

Also, he did lessons where he'd measure our pain tolerances and in hindsight, that's kind of fucked up.

I look back and think a lot of things were fucked up. I hate how normal it felt at the time. Like boys tying mirrors to their shoes to look up girls skirts and shorts. Or snapping bra straps, slapping butts, etc. The “Boys will be boys” strategy is an awful way to deal with this and that’s exactly how it was. Girls put up with sexual harassment and at the same time were told to cover up because the boys can’t control themselves.

Honestly, it didn’t matter what were wore.
 
Fuck you I like sci fi and period dramas and theater and certain reality TV. Honestly I like TV, fuck you very much.

:D
 
Fuck you, I’m getting Botox. I know I should I age gracefully, but I’m not. I like looking younger. I know this is anti-feminist and goes against what people see me as, but fuck you, I like being cute.

I haven’t yet.
But I’m going to.

I don't see you like that. Or rather, it depends what people mean with "feminist" or anti-feminist", it varies. ;) And yeah, fuck it. I support this message. :cool::heart:
 
Fuck you! In forty-five years I have a pretty good idea what I like. Please stop giving me your opinion of what I should like.
 
Fuck you! I wanna see some more "fuck you, I like it." So, yes. I'm bringing this back to front because I like the way you fuckers say you like it!

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It’s pumpkin spice time, bitches! Fuck yeah I’m adding it to my coffee, and my bread, and everything else because it’s a magical blend of spices that tastes damn good.
 
Fuck you, I don't like to cook for just myself. Or to cook alone for you. I only like to help other people cook. I can still feed myself just fine
 
Fuck you, I like to let my kid sleep with me. I know they’re old (7 now) and have their own bed, but when there’s baby snuggles involved, I can’t say no. Lots of people think I’m weird to “allow” it, but they’re only going to want to cuddle all night for a little longer, and I don’t want to waste that time… so fuck you, I like it!
 
Fuck you, I like to let my kid sleep with me. I know they’re old (7 now) and have their own bed, but when there’s baby snuggles involved, I can’t say no. Lots of people think I’m weird to “allow” it, but they’re only going to want to cuddle all night for a little longer, and I don’t want to waste that time… so fuck you, I like it!

Good for you. I would have loved to snuggled with mom/dad at that age. First few years of school was really tough and I didn't get the comfort I needed at the time. I still remember 50plus yrs and a couple of yrs of couseling later.
 
1. I want some decaf coffee. I don't care what time of day it is. I like coffee, and I'm not allowed my caffeine, so

Fuck you, and brew me some decaf coffee. I will tip you nicely as long as you don't pretend it isn't your job.
 
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