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Nice Fucking thighs
 
FUCK distance learning is SO MUCH MORE WORK. I never thought I'd say this.... >.> but I miss NORMAL book corrections.... give me paper essays ANY DAY.

fuck online exams that are borked. most of all... FUCK I miss my kids!

Fuck yes! I will take fucking back talk just to see my students again!
 
FUCK ME! All the pics on the threads on here are getting me way too hot and bothered on a work day... note to self, have some self-discipline not to look at them during working hours lol
 
I've pretty well gotten used to standing in front of the fridge and realizing I got up to use the bathroom. Or getting turned around in the store and forgetting where I am when I get off down an aisle I don't usually.

But, fuck!

I got up to get a drink. Five minutes later, I sat back down. And realized I didn't have my drink.

Ten minutes later, with every light in the place blazing, I found where I'd set the cup down. (And this roach motel ain't that big.)

Went through and turned the lights back off.

Sat back down in front of the computer.

And didn't have my fuckin' glass!


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EVIDENTLY CHICKENTOWN

The fucking cops are fucking keen
To fucking keep it fucking clean
The fucking chief’s a fucking swine
Who fucking draws a fucking line
At fucking fun and fucking games
The fucking kids he fucking blames
Are nowehere to be fucking found
Anywhere in Chickentown

The fucking scene is fucking sad
The fucking news is fucking bad
The fucking weed is fucking turf
The fucking speed is fucking surf
The fucking folks are fucking daft
Don’t make me fucking laugh
It fucking hurts to look around
Everywhere in Chickentown

The fucking train is fucking late
You fucking wait you fucking wait
You’re fucking lost and fucking found
Stuck in fucking Chickentown

The fucking view is fucking vile
For fucking miles and fucking miles
The fucking babies fucking cry
The fucking flowers fucking die
The fucking food is fucking muck
The fucking drains are fucking fucked
The colour scheme is fucking brown
Everywhere in Chickentown

The fucking pubs are fucking dull
The fucking clubs are fucking full
Of fucking girls and fucking guys
With fucking murder in Their eyes
A fucking bloke is fucking stabbed
Waiting for a fucking cab
You fucking stay at fucking home
The fucking neighbors fucking moan
Keep The fucking racket down
This is fucking Chickentown

The fucking train is fucking late
You fucking wait you fucking wait
You’re fucking lost and fucking found
Stuck in fucking Chickentown

The fucking pies are fucking old
The fucking chips are fucking cold
The fucking beer is fucking flat
The fucking flats have fucking rats
The fucking clocks are fucking wrong
The fucking days are fucking long
It fucking gets you fucking down
Evidently Chickentown

John Cooper Clarke

For more see http://johncooperclarke.com/poems/
 
Fuck I hate being on steroids!

I'm starving but bloated feeling so can't eat much, mood ranges from "don't breathe at me that way or I'll rip your face off" to bursting into tears at reading Lifetime movie descriptions.

FUCK!!!!!
 
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