Fuck

[gracie920101]

You can still text cookie and I, you know. We love you.

Ahh! But I think you may have been busy yesterday.

 

[Heather01]

 

[twister947]

Where the fuck is everybody?

 

[gracie920101]

Where the fuck is everybody?

<waves>

 

[Heather01]

 

[Heather01]

 

[Heather01]

 

[gracie920101]

 

[KimGordon67]

EVIDENTLY CHICKENTOWN

The fucking cops are fucking keen
To fucking keep it fucking clean
The fucking chief’s a fucking swine
Who fucking draws a fucking line
At fucking fun and fucking games
The fucking kids he fucking blames
Are nowehere to be fucking found
Anywhere in Chickentown

The fucking scene is fucking sad
The fucking news is fucking bad
The fucking weed is fucking turf
The fucking speed is fucking surf
The fucking folks are fucking daft
Don’t make me fucking laugh
It fucking hurts to look around
Everywhere in Chickentown

The fucking train is fucking late
You fucking wait you fucking wait
You’re fucking lost and fucking found
Stuck in fucking Chickentown

The fucking view is fucking vile
For fucking miles and fucking miles
The fucking babies fucking cry
The fucking flowers fucking die
The fucking food is fucking muck
The fucking drains are fucking fucked
The colour scheme is fucking brown
Everywhere in Chickentown

The fucking pubs are fucking dull
The fucking clubs are fucking full
Of fucking girls and fucking guys
With fucking murder in Their eyes
A fucking bloke is fucking stabbed
Waiting for a fucking cab
You fucking stay at fucking home
The fucking neighbors fucking moan
Keep The fucking racket down
This is fucking Chickentown

The fucking train is fucking late
You fucking wait you fucking wait
You’re fucking lost and fucking found
Stuck in fucking Chickentown

The fucking pies are fucking old
The fucking chips are fucking cold
The fucking beer is fucking flat
The fucking flats have fucking rats
The fucking clocks are fucking wrong
The fucking days are fucking long
It fucking gets you fucking down
Evidently Chickentown

John Cooper Clarke

For more see http://johncooperclarke.com/poems/

I saw him to do this (and a heap of other pieces) life about a million years ago. Just him a reel-to-reel tape machine. I think I actually sat on the edge of the stage. Such a hilarious gig.

 

[KimGordon67]

Fucking stupid men and their stupid fucking emotional immaturity.

(Sorry guys - I know I'm massively over-generalising. It's a one-day thing ... I'm just in a 'fuck all men' mood for today. This too will pass.)

 

[gracie920101]

 

[melimelissa]

Méli

 

[cascadiabound]

Just FUCK.
Honestly.

Fuck.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Fuck you you fucking fuck
(To a group of Managers who deserved it)

 

[Bramblethorn]

Fuckin' four million dollars for the milkshake video?

 

[PleasePeesMe]

I know.

Fuck!

 

[twister947]

A scholarly examination of clusterfucks (all one word!)...

https://qz.com/work/1225213/the-difference-between-a-snafu-a-shitshow-and-a-clusterfuck/

 

[Shenanigans90]

FUCK yeah, I am back on my regular work schedule and get my weekends off again.

 

[gracie920101]

A scholarly examination of clusterfucks (all one word!)...

https://qz.com/work/1225213/the-difference-between-a-snafu-a-shitshow-and-a-clusterfuck/

You are on a roll, Dave!

 

[twister947]

You are on a roll, Dave!

Clusterfucks are home turf!

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

FUCK. Just. FUCK.

I second this. Completely.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

FUCK. Just. FUCK.

I second this. Completely.

All those in favour say "FUCK!"

 

[Acktion]

I'm sure I've probably said it before, but it's worth saying again...

https://youtu.be/0D28i_Y40eo

 

[wickedlilgirl]

Fuck going back to the office after working from home for over a year and enjoying it...

 

[melimelissa]

all in all

Sometimes this is the
only thing that there is left
to say all in all

Méli