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What the fuck is wrong with these people? 4 days of calling trying to find a windshield replacement and NO ONE WILL ANSWER THE PHONE!!!

Safelite is a joke. DO NOT call them. Ever. Even as a last resort. Their national auto-phone system is so fucked up you can't do anything - "I'm sorry, I didn't get that, let's try again...I'm sorry, I didn't get that, let's try again...I'm sorry..."

Seriously, it's no wonder the economy is fucked up. No one works any more.
 
That day will never come for me, I'll just think wow this coffee is going to hit me so gloriously hard after a full night of sleep

What's a full night of sleep? I'd like to blame my ignorance on a full and vigorous sex life, but I'm not sure what that looks like any longer either.

For now, coffee under any circumstances is glorious.
 
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Holy shit....Just a simple thank you note. What the hell did I say???
And how much trouble have I created????

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