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Farawyn
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In the home of the best fucking pizza in the world.
You're in NY???
Fuck
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You're in NY???
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If I were in New York, you'd know about it.
Ahahaaaa!
I just came back from Chicago.
I ate the pizza.
I was hungry.
Never. Again.
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Fuck no.....he's in Seattle.
I'm fucking kidding. I need some good pizza for once.
Fix you right the fuck up.
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You silly fuck. Every town sells the best world's pizza. Read the fuckin signs. The midwest is famous for Chicago style pizza. Even St Louis.In the home of the best fucking pizza in the world.
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*tucks that fucker away*
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Fix you right the fuck up.
A few fuckin' things I've learned in my time here at Lit...
1) - dick AV's are a fuckin' mistake
2) - put your fuckin' garters on BEFORE your panties
3)... (I'll get back to you on more later...)
ps: I already knew about Chicago pizza
So you see, I come here for the fuckin' education
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First of all, it's demonstrably false that every town actually sells the best pizza. Every town's residents might think their local stuff is the best because that's all they know, but in reality there's only ever one World Series Champion and the Mustang that Steve McQueen drove in Bullitt is demonstrably hotter and faster than a Ford Falcon from the same year.
Now, as for pizza...I have the same problem with St. Louis pizza that Farawyn has with Chicago pizza plus one more. It's vastly different from any other pizza I have ever had, and in ways that any reasonable person would agree make it truly terrible. St. Louis pizza is made with an unleavened crust so it is both very thin and not foldable. One of the endearing features of New York pizza is that its leavened thin crust holds together well enough that the large wedg-shaped slices can be folded. Very convenient for eating with one's hands. St. Louis pizza cracks like the, well, cracker that it is. So it has to be cut into tiny little squares in order to be eaten by hand, and that's messy. Second, the traditional cheese is not even cheese. It's a white processed cheese called Provel, which is a lot like processed American cheese but without all the flavor. It is almost flavorless and uniformly oozy rather than gooey.
At least New York pizza is made with real cheese and the best ones are also made with great ingredients. Hand-tossed crust, done right, is a nearly aphroditiacal thing.
And that's the fucking truth.
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First of all, it's demonstrably false that every town actually sells the best pizza. Every town's residents might think their local stuff is the best because that's all they know, but in reality there's only ever one World Series Champion and the Mustang that Steve McQueen drove in Bullitt is demonstrably hotter and faster than a Ford Falcon from the same year.
Now, as for pizza...I have the same problem with St. Louis pizza that Farawyn has with Chicago pizza plus one more. It's vastly different from any other pizza I have ever had, and in ways that any reasonable person would agree make it truly terrible. St. Louis pizza is made with an unleavened crust so it is both very thin and not foldable. One of the endearing features of New York pizza is that its leavened thin crust holds together well enough that the large wedg-shaped slices can be folded. Very convenient for eating with one's hands. St. Louis pizza cracks like the, well, cracker that it is. So it has to be cut into tiny little squares in order to be eaten by hand, and that's messy. Second, the traditional cheese is not even cheese. It's a white processed cheese called Provel, which is a lot like processed American cheese but without all the flavor. It is almost flavorless and uniformly oozy rather than gooey.
At least New York pizza is made with real cheese and the best ones are also made with great ingredients. Hand-tossed crust, done right, is a nearly aphroditiacal thing.
And that's the fucking truth.
Fuck. Yes.
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There is no bad pizza. That's the fucking truth. It fills your belly and it's pizza. I don't care if it's on a fucking pizza crust, a fucking cracker, a fucking piece of French bread, a fucking tortilla or a fucking cauliflower crust. Pizza is life.
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FINALLY! Someone who fucking gets it. Can't we all just get along? Accept each other as the beautiful and unique individuals we are? Agree to disagree? [Inspirational rhetoric #342 not found]? The world would surely benefit if we could find it in our fucking hearts to subscribe to this simple ethos, truly
Also, just to clarify, Chicago pizza ftw motherfuckers. The rest is hot garbage on cardboard.
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No bad pizza. It's just that the fucking thin crust brick oven New York pizza is just so much better that fucking stuff they call pizza in Chicago.
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No bad pizza. It's just that the fucking thin crust brick oven New York pizza is just so much better that fucking stuff they call pizza in Chicago.
Just to be clear, the best fucking pizza is the one I make in my own oven, with homemade dough, homemade sauce and fresh toppings. Fuck Chicago AND New York!
*throws down the gauntlet*
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* Picks up and hands back to you.
Here, you angrily dropped what appears to be a little metal hand made out of drop forged delusion
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* Picks up and hands back to you.
Here, you angrily dropped what appears to be a little metal hand made out of drop forged delusion
LMAO! What a gentleman. My Fara is a lucky girl
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