Fuck

Fuck.......

First of all, I never said Seattle pizza was any good. I'm from the East Coast after all.

I never had Chicago or New York pizza and to be honest since I have been in the pizza industry for over 17 years now, any would be a welcome change of pace.

And homemade is always awesome. *bows to AKL*

That being said, today's fuck is sponsored by my spouse who is still on her wrestling coverage kick and has put me in a widower state of mind until Friday. Fuck!!!
 
There is no bad pizza. That's the fucking truth. It fills your belly and it's pizza. I don't care if it's on a fucking pizza crust, a fucking cracker, a fucking piece of French bread, a fucking tortilla or a fucking cauliflower crust. Pizza is life.

Wrong!!!

FINALLY! Someone who fucking gets it. Can't we all just get along? Accept each other as the beautiful and unique individuals we are? Agree to disagree? [Inspirational rhetoric #342 not found]? The world would surely benefit if we could find it in our fucking hearts to subscribe to this simple ethos, truly :D

Also, just to clarify, Chicago pizza ftw motherfuckers. The rest is hot garbage on cardboard.

Wrong!!!

No bad pizza. It's just that the fucking thin crust brick oven New York pizza is just so much better that fucking stuff they call pizza in Chicago. ;)

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Fuck now I want homemade pizza.
Like, from my friend Sue's dad.
Who died.
FUCK!!!
 
Fuck now I want homemade pizza.
Like, from my friend Sue's dad.
Who died.
FUCK!!!
Pizza made by a dead man is most likely better than some of those "world's best pizzas".

In reality it all depends how fucking hungry we are if it's the best or just so so!

SO!
 
Pizza made by a dead man is most likely better than some of those "world's best pizzas".

In reality it all depends how fucking hungry we are if it's the best or just so so!

SO!

I agree, I'm just being a fuck. Starvation trumps preference any day.

That being said

Wrong!!!



Wrong!!!



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Don't come in and derail this fucking heartfelt discussion that had finally been resolved with your obvious bias, Cutey :D
 
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No.
Just no.
Where's the Fucking cheese? Where are the blisters in the crust from the hot oven?
Olive oil sheen?

Fuck.
No no no.

I have to agree. That just looks like fucking yuck. Here, have some acidy tomato sauce with your bread bowl.
 
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