Fuck

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Fucking allergies or summer cold.

Thermometer battery is dead and I'm not leaving the house to go get one.

Downed a Claritin and we'll see what happens.

Either way, I'm napping, maybe I'll feel better after.

Fuck.
 
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:eek::eek:

FUCK that is a sharp knife! :eek:



:eek::eek::eek:

What knife?


An Arkansas oilstone and a strop can work wonders.
Just to test it, I once gave a fucking Swiss Army Knife some tender loving care, and proceeded to shave Lady C's pubic hair with it.

She did raise an eyebrow, but didn't get a single scratch.
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What knife?


A knife I found in my father-in-laws workshop. He had sharpened an old putty knife to have a sharp edge such as I have never fuckin' seen in my life. I was using it to scrap off some old adhesive from a chair leg and it slipped into the palm of my right hand :eek::eek::eek: Bleed like a fucked up stuck pig, i did. :eek:

Almost all healed, I am. Funny thing - I'm having minor surgery on that hand Tuesday to deal with trigger-finger. If I had cut myself a little more to the right I might not have to have the fuckin' trip to the fuckin' MD.




She did raise an eyebrow, but didn't get a single scratch.
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Denny

Isn't it fucking cool that before the 15th C., the English meaning of the word "fuck" was "to strike"?

Fuck yeah it is!
Well, this is why I fucking come to Lit. I done lernt sumthin new again.
So when we bowl and get a strike we can still yell Fuck?
How about while fishin, is it still a fuckin strike?

My dad used to smoke LUCKY FUCK cigarettes.

Enough of this fucking nonsense.
 
"I give a fuck. I give lots of fucks, actually. I’m a prostitute of feelings."




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