Funny sexual euphamisms

[Cheska]

Wrestling the one eyed wonder worm!

 

[Dramaticflare]

Exploring the cave of wonders.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

Men:

Dating Palmela Handerson or alternatively Seeing Her Sister Lefty.

Draining the Other Vein.

Cleaning the Pipe.


Women:

Rocking the Little Man in the Boat.

Taking a Tulip Stroll.

Finger Walking Through Holland (Which I assume is also a tulip reference.)


Both:

Knuckling Under.

Employing My Natural Sedative

 

[Annisthyrienne]

'Taking the tulip stroll' Two lip! I love that one!

 

[chronicle_tenko]

'Taking the tulip stroll' Two lip! I love that one!

It is cute. And not at all filthy.

Oh yeah.


Heating Up Dinner.

I knew there was another one I forgot.

 

[Annisthyrienne]

Obviously that one hints at what will come afterwards.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

Obviously that one hints at what will come afterwards.

Well duh.

But that's my favorite part of the meal so.

 

[Annisthyrienne]

Okay, here is one that dates back a ways.

'Dialing Dr. Love on the rotary phone.'

 

[Rolando2]

Male masturbation:

1. 
   Lopeing your mule
   shagging your dummy
   jackin' off
   beatin' off
   poundin' your pud
   strokin'

Gay guys Anal sex

• Anal Sex

Fudge Packer
Rump Ranger
Butt Fucker

 

[Annisthyrienne]

Burping the one eyed worm in the molehill

 

[Annisthyrienne]

Taking the log to the beaver.

Riding the wild baloney pony.

Taking the skin canoe to tuna town.

 

[ardeeo274]

my fave still (for lady's masturbation) is Jillin'...

 

[Harrypalm]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReOw_2f4lpY

 

[Rolando2]

goin' balls deep?

 

[EuphoricDysphoria]

I'll be in my bunk.

Going to the 'special hell'

 

[chronicle_tenko]

I'll be in my bunk.

Going to the 'special hell'

Oh Firefly.

I say that First one ALL the time.

 

[EuphoricDysphoria]

Oh Firefly.

I say that First one ALL the time.

NEVER gets old. What old Nate's doing being Castle when he should be back in his tight pants is beyond me.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

NEVER gets old. What old Nate's doing being Castle when he should be back in his tight pants is beyond me.

Well, I kinda like Castle too.

But he should absolutely be Mal if he can.

 

[simpletimes]

Doing my morning laps.