get some conversation going on the HT.

[EJFan]

yes, a picture story would be nice.

that's the only kind i can read.

 

[bisexplicit]

clever!

and, no, it was BI doin' it... she's so inconsiderate.

Yes, I'm quite inconsiderate. But, you all loooooooooove me anyway.

 

[EJFan]

Yes, I'm quite inconsiderate. But, you all loooooooooove me anyway.

'specially your right boob.

 

[bisexplicit]

'specially your right boob.

No, we hate my right boob. It needs to die.

 

[EJFan]

No, we hate my right boob. It needs to die.

but you knead it.

or is that need it?

 

[Guest]

 

[bisexplicit]

So, my long story that isn't all that amusing:

(I'm going to tell it in terms of a dialogue):

My friend's boyfriend: Everyone always mistakes me for being gay.

Another friend: Why?

My friend's boyfriend: I don't know. But it always happens. It happened at a restaurant the other night...And, then, okay, this one time I'm shopping in Express.

Me: You're shopping in Express? Thats why they thought you were gay.

My friend's boyfriend: No no, I was shopping in Express 'cause they're the only store that have those European seams, you know the ones that flatter your midline and...

Me: Umm...so, you're not convincing us of you not being gay.


And thats the story. About men, gayness, and fashion. Not all that amusing, but funny as hell at the time.

 

[EJFan]

very good. i enjoyed it actually.

now where are the pictures?!??!

 

[bisexplicit]

Bi, what happened to the picture story?

And there was no picture story. The rumors relating to my not so amusing story have highly been exaggerated.

Maybe I should tell the orgasming without touching myself story again...I feel like that will be better recieved.

 

[Guest]

 

[EJFan]

Maybe I should tell the orgasming without touching myself story again...I feel like that will be better recieved.

only if there are pictures.

 

[Guest]

 

[bisexplicit]

only if there are pictures.

So demanding.

 

[bisexplicit]

EJ wants pictures of the gay guy shopping in Express

haha, don't we all?

 

[silverwhisper]

i think you should write that story up and submit it. you haven't submitted one in a while. :>

ed

 

[Guest]

 

[bisexplicit]

i think you should write that story up and submit it. you haven't submitted one in a while. :>

ed

Tell me about it. Massive writers block. Many stories started, none completed...ugh.

Its been a bad summer for writing for me.

 

[Quoll]

EJ wants pictures of the gay guy shopping in Express

No no no he's not gay, heth jutht worried about hith midline.

 

[bisexplicit]

No no no he's not gay, heth jutht worried about hith midline.

hehe.

So, you're title thing...Its "challenged" at the end...but the first word?

 

[Quoll]

hehe.

So, you're title thing...Its "challenged" at the end...but the first word?

It is a bit hard to read isn't it, not sure if it should be one L or two.

Here ya go yllamosomorhc

 

[bisexplicit]

It is a bit hard to read isn't it, not sure if it should be one L or two.

Here ya go yllamosomorhc

chromosomally. hahahaha.

Awesome.

 

[EJFan]

No no no he's not gay, heth jutht worried about hith midline.

I AM TOO GAY!

i'm so gay i could put a lisp in the word "cracker."

 

[Quoll]

I AM TOO GAY!

i'm so gay i could put a lisp in the word "cracker."

Pithing mythelf & laffing my ath off.

 

[EJFan]

Pithing mythelf & laffing my ath off.

if one laughs one's ass off... can one have crazy prison butt-sex?

 

[Eilan]

I'd like to make a pithy comment.