Guys: What do you call your penis...

[Ewobbit]

Best answer ever (sadly not mine) goes to Michael Clarke Duncan for "Roundtree".

 

[Joeknoxville]

Puff the Magic Dragon.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

'Johnson' is the scientific name for it. Made in honor of my male ancestors. Yours is prolly called a LITTLE MARCO.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

'Johnson' is the scientific name for it. Made in honor of my male ancestors. Yours is prolly called a LITTLE MARCO.

I've got a whole pile of those Big Johnson shirts. They won't let me wear them to church!


My ancestors are in the monkey cage and everyone calls those little pink things monkey dicks.

 

[phil_o]

at

At the moment it's called 'redundant' hope to rename it 'happy worker' soon

 

[gracie920101]

George. His name is George

And I will pet it and love it and call it George!

 

[SissySalina]

whats in a name

sissy does not call it anything but She sometimes refers to it as "dicket"

 

[UnderMyKilt]

More often than not, and in the context of having sex with my wife, I call it...."It"

 

[TheFirmHand80]

The Lord Regent and Viceroy to Her Royal Vajesty

 

[4yourpleasureiam]

clitty

 

[werdsmith]

lonely

 

[twister947]

Bff...........