Hairbrush

[missswannie]

It's not funny but that made me laugh really hard!

Ha my gyno is a 7ft tall South African Bradley Cooper look alike. I get a viscious thrill when he says hop up on the chair, so a house call to squeeze one of them out might be right over the top

 

[Micio_Lambire]

Ha my gyno is a 7ft tall South African Bradley Cooper look alike. I get a viscious thrill when he says hop up on the chair, so a house call to squeeze one of them out might be right over the top

Oh good lord lol.

 

[ReadyOne]

Imagine so. I get to see it in a store so will go pull it apart and see. If not, follow advise and lock them down. I don't need an emergency call out because I have lost a finial

Just so it's not ambiguous, the timer does not start when the parts being glued touch.

It starts when the two compounds squirted out of the syringe touch each other. This begins a chemical reaction, and the two compounds must be thoroughly mixed to get everything involved in the reaction.

As the reaction proceeds, the mix becomes stiffer and stiffer until the reaction completes, at which time you have rock hard epoxy.

 

[LoveLiving]

Good Luck in the big box stores. This sort of inventory was removed years ago as part of the "race to the bottom" where the store stocks only the "most profitable" "largest selling" items. Note how they assist their own demise by sending buyers to the internet.

So now I understand what the story "Bed Knobs and Broomsticks" is all about.
What would be the equivalent for men?

 

[LoveLiving]

Very good chance that the finials (eggs on top of posts) are not well attached. Inspect them carefully in the box before you buy it, or try to twist each one up and off of the sample in the showroom.

You might also try finding it on Amazon, read any reviews, and/or ask a question (which will be sent to known owners).

In theory, you can get coarse sand paper to take off the paint and rough up the metal where the finial touches the post, then use epoxy to glue them back on.

The epoxy comes in a syringe which dispenses two equal amounts that have to be mixed together very well. Choose a longer timed epoxy (not the 5 minute version) as it will be stronger and give you more time to get it mixed, applied, things positioned, and excess wiped up.

The advertised time is not the time to dry or cure, but open time or working time.

Start counting time when the two parts first touch, and have everything together and in final position well before time expires. You will have to then wait a lot longer (10x-25x) for the epoxy to cure.

Inspect them BEFORE they get "in the box". LoL

 

[Devilynme]

Never tried a bedpost but thanks for the idea! My first dildo was a hairbrush. I popped my cherry with it.

 

[missswannie]

Ok, put a tick on that. I definitely would have played on one of these if I had such a bed when younger. I imagine a wooden more tapered one would have been more suitable for delicate young things but mama tamed this one.

 

[newhere2learn]

If its phallic shaped,or close, as long as its long and hard, Im on it!!

As a guy who loves ass play, I wholeheartedly agree with that. If the shape hits the spot, it's in me.