wildrose70 said:
Boy thats for sure..Blue dolphin pops into my thread Momma's kitchen from an internet cafe in Spain....weird.....well just leave the teeth marks off pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee....I'm too old for "hickies" lol...
moondoggie said:
You're never too old for "hickies", and don't tell me that you don't give any to your lovers...
I don't mind if I say it's alright...just don't like it if I dont give the ok...lol
wildrose70 said:
Funny you should say that..haha....I did have several from a lover...but I havent given any lately....but know you put that evil thought in my brain!!
moondoggie said:
awww, but sometimes surprises are the best things in life....like that lover that sneaks up behind you and gooses you when you're bent over doing something...
wildrose70 said:
True but it's a little hard to explain if it's one fellow and your meeting your other lover!!! I like them to cum up behind and reach around..woohoooooo ...
are u really at work??
moondoggie said:
Yupe, keep jumping back and forth from here to other websites...I think I spend more time on the web through business then when I'm at home...that's how I found Lit...was doing a search one day...and saw Lit and figured I give a looksey...been hooked ever since...
wind is howling about 35-40 outside and not very warm....c u later...
wildrose70 said:
lol so when do u get any work done?? A friend of mine got me started last Oct I think...and it took me awhile to get the hang of things and get brave enough to post...but it sure is fun....I have to take off for awhile to the Real world...will check in with u later....
moondoggie said:
wildrose70 said:
man you did well to keep up like that...it was a hoot....I'm home and have to iron and hang curtains...I don't know where MR is today..she prbly has no idea this is still going !!!!
hiya again rosewildrose70 said:Okkk I need to do some things too..I'll be around...working for a change..lol
was trolling the boards and ran across this thread, have a greaaaaaatttt day hun!
brokenbrainwave said:hiya again rose
nope yesterday I was in a forced dry dock..water table was to low for to much deep sea anglingwildrose70 said:
Well thanks darlin..we did have a blast on here y/d too bad you didnt make the cruise...lol
brokenbrainwave said:nope yesterday I was in a forced dry dock..water table was to low for to much deep sea angling
all in good time deary. so, did you get motion sickness from the waves?wildrose70 said:
brokenbrainwave said:
LOL, I bet they did..that reminds me of a funny story. Back when in college I was a waiter, there was a very very young couple that was sat in my section, all cuddly and stuff. I noticed the wedding rings an asked if they were celebrating their annivesary. As it turned out they had just gotten back the previous evening from the tropics, after celebrating their honeymoon. Well apparently the honeymoon went well and the young gentleman placed his drink order, Sex on the Beach, in a not to subtle attempt at reminding his lovely bride of some honeymoon memory. Ok, I have an issue with never letting a chance pass me by without making some comment and this was just to golden of an opportunity. I looked at the young lady, obviously somewhat embarassed, asked her if I could follow up her drink order with a suggestion. She says sure, unknowingly setting herself up. I recommended the Screaming Orgasm...I damn near got fired!wildrose70 said:
Ohhhh no but the drinks kept cummmmmmmming and cummmming lol
brokenbrainwave said:
ummm no, she reported me to the manager, the husband got into trouble as soon as he stopped snickering, and she left in a huge huff. Like I said, I damn near got fired. Oh well, her loss..I think of her often, wondering aloud if she ever had that first Screaming Orgasm. Judging by her reaction, she had not had one at that point in time, and she was a real looker, if the wife would not have cared I would have readily offered my services, all in the name of education, ya knowwildrose70 said:
OMG I love it!!!! I would have been thrilled..haha you sound like me always a smart remark ready to roll off my tongue...haha I hope she had a sense of humor
brokenbrainwave said:ummm no, she reported me to the manager, the husband got into trouble as soon as he stopped snickering, and she left in a huge huff. Like I said, I damn near got fired. Oh well, her loss..I think of her often, wondering aloud if she ever had that first Screaming Orgasm. Judging by her reaction, she had not had one at that point in time, and she was a real looker, if the wife would not have cared I would have readily offered my services, all in the name of education, ya know
yeah I am all heart, what can I say..a real giver...willing to go that extra mile...readily will put the customers needs above my on...is that enough?wildrose70 said:
Well I bet he didn't get any that nite!! I thought it was dammed funny and I wld have cracked up!!! perhaps she had no idea what a "SCREAMING ORGASM" was...like u said..her loss...
Ohhhhh arent u so sweet to offer your *services* lol
brokenbrainwave said:
nawww just been trained by a good woman..actually the exact words were "Listen buddy, I cum first thats just the way it's going to be if you want sum" I married her 4 months later..LMAO j/k about what she said. Her actual words were, wow, thats never happend before! have a good lunchwildrose70 said:
brokenbrainwave said:
to make sure she does have it.....your a keeper!!
umm no I think she was reffering to me not being able to get it up, LMAO JJJ///KKKK!!!!!!wildrose70 said:
Now that's one dammed smart lady u got there!!! Think I will borrow that *line*....lol..you mean she had never had the big *O* before *wink* and your such a nice guy
