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Kundalinguini said:the present came
exquisitely wrapped
smooth and sleek
an elegant shape
trembling fingers
excitedly delicate
open it gently
a gasp of joy
aroma rises
a heady scent
the orchid beckons
deepest pink
alluring petals
succulent depths
exotically slutty
urgent as sex
magnetic attraction
wanton demands
almost irresistible
to tongue and lips
lavish attention
delicate care
ecstatically blooming
the present came
Hard.
Tristesse said:A.A.Milne knew how to give Bthuthdy wishes!
Vampiric_Mirage said:HAPPY B-DAY SYNDRA & NEO!!!
hmm...well everyone else seems to be giving ya'all original birthday poems, so instead I will sing you what I consider to be THE classic Happy Birthday Song done by a wonderful Canadian band called "The Arrogant Worms."
"Once a year we celebrate
With stupid hats and plastic plates
The fact that you were able to make
Another trip around the sun
And the whole clan gathers round
And gifts and laughter do abound
And we let out a joyful sound
And sing that stupid song
Happy birthday!
Now you're one year older!
Happy birthday!
Your life still isn't over!
Happy birthday!
You did not accomplish much
But you didn't die this year
I guess that's good enough..."
*cough* hmmm...maybe I don't know both of you well enough to sing that song...although I always sing it for people's B-Days...oh well! Lol, Happy Birthday both of you!!
Well to make up for being late for the pre-birthday celebrations & the horrible singing, I bring more TEQUILA for everyone in the room! (I figure ya'all must be running short on it by now). I also bring chocolate body paint and whipped cream for those who are too shy to be completely naked in the room
My New Poem - To Be With You Again
My Poems & Stories
Lauren Hynde said:There. Happy, now?
PS: Happy birthday!
echoes_s said:I received a message saying there was a party going on at lit...did I miss it?
Happy Birthday Syn and Neo
tungtied2u said:Fuck! I just had an epiphany ! My favorite male and female singer/songwriters are Canadian.
Syndra Lynn said:Thank you all for coming. I hope you come again.
Syndralicious
neonurotic said:I came again—happy birthday, baby
Spanks everyone for the happy b-day wishes!
- neo
HEY! You got the 69th post on the thread and that's all you can say?.. << you should have given just a lil of that and some of these >>Tathagata said:Birthday Kisses for Syn
( we'll negotiate the spanking later)
and a few Birthday Beers for Neo
best wishes to you both again
champagne1982 said:HEY! You got the 69th post on the thread and that's all you can say?.. << you should have given just a lil of that and some of these >>
I'm sure there's a spanking thread here somewhere.Tathagata said:damn!!
I didn't even notice that
i'm sorry
i think you should spank me
champagne1982 said:HEY! You got the 69th post on the thread and that's all you can say?.. << you should have given just a lil of that and some of these >>
There is a story of the twins
Who play in starry splendor
They live, immortal in the stars.
One was lost and the other mourned
A soul mate's grievous passing
And wandered lost among the stars.
But their father, in his merciful love
Granted the living one's heart's wish
To forever be together, there among the stars.
He found the light of their being
And nurtured both until
He placed them, hand in hand, in the stars.
So now, the lonely pray, that springtime's
Starry sky. will shelter their soulmate
To love them, amidst the chaos of the stars.
Happy birthday.