Happy Birthday Tigobitties98! 🎂 ❤️🥳🎁🚨

[Zanzie]

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May your cake be moist and delicious and your pussy even more so

 

[MindYaBitness]

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Boulders, sugar, boulders. I moved my 91 yr old grandma in with me this year. She's 5'2", 98lbs, and has DD's. Good lord, I'm okay right now, but a lift is in my future because I am not dealing with that!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

This is @Tigobitties98 first Lit birthday celebration, so everyone please wish her a Happy Birthday. Gifts are encouraged. If you are looking for suggestions, boobs are always a wonderful gift but if you want to get her something different, Tig has a bit of an eyebrow fetish --- so feel free to send her your eyebrows and you can even ask for a consultation on how to up your eyebrow game. One gift to avoid is the unsolicited dick pic. Apparently tig has hit that quota and is not accepting any more unsolicited dick for the calendar years 2024 and 2025.
Thanks and please feel free to grab a piece of cake. I baked it myself.

Eyebrows you say? That's a new one on me, but a kink is a kink...

Happy Birthday!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Hey shawty...itsya burfday...

FUCK. Seriously??? It's your birthday today???

I had it on my calendar to troll you all day. FUCK.

Well, fine, I'll be NICE to you (fuck). And since I like you...a special gift 4you ..I'll be nice to EVERYONE today. Or try at least.

Happy Birthday gorgeous You're one of the very few people who make this place barely tolerable

Sipping baccardi in your honor

Best. Gift. Ever.

 

[NotPoto]

Happy Birthday @Tigolbitties13 !!! Have a wonderful day and perhaps I will request your services!

 

[Daisy_Love]

Happy Birthday, lovely lady xx
I hope you’re having a wonderful day

 

[Anastasia1999]

Your username always makes me chuckle.

Happy Birthday dear Tiggobitties! Have a wonderful day, filled with cake and wine

Anastasia.

 

[BrendaD]

About being nice to everyone...can I have an exception for the Political Threads?

I would think being nice on a political thread would be the ultimate troll because… no one is nice on those threads. At least, not from what I saw… (I will never go back).

 

[BrendaD]

Well said.

I did TRY to be nice there, it lasted for like two posts.

I was nice, and respectful, and hoping to hear intelligent ideas. Instead I was accused of being a troll, because apparently “no one actually cares what someone else thinks”… and instantly I was dismissed as “a troll” and not worthy… never again. I really struggle dealing with close minded people.

 

[mynameisben]

Boulders, sugar, boulders. I moved my 91 yr old grandma in with me this year. She's 5'2", 98lbs, and has DD's.

Oh, yeah? She got a pic?


btw, Bappy Hirthday, @Tigobitties98 !

-Ben

 

[MindYaBitness]

Oh, yeah? She got a pic?


btw, Bappy Hirthday, @Tigobitties98 !

-Ben

Do you want to go blind, or is this a fetish thing???

 

[BrendaD]

Oh, yeah? She got a pic?


btw, Bappy Hirthday, @Tigobitties98 !

-Ben

I want to just hear that conversation… “Hey Grandma, can I take a few sexy pics of you for a perve I know?”

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Happy birthday!!!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I want to just hear that conversation… “Hey Grandma, can I take a few sexy pics of you for a pervy stranger on the internet?”

FIFY

 

[MindYaBitness]

Happy birthday!!!

You eyebrows are on fleek!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You eyebrows are on fleek!

Keep talking sexy to me woman

 

[BrendaD]

Keep talking sexy to me woman

Hey, it’s her birthday… aren’t you supposed to be worshiping her lovely body or something?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Keep talking sexy to me woman

I'm going to let you sleep in, and I'll do all the dishes

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Hey, it’s her birthday… aren’t you supposed to be worshiping her lovely body or something?

You'd think so but she's just so giving

I'm going to let you sleep in, and do the dishes

I just came.

 

[PassionatePanther]

Happy birthday, sexy lady!
Ok, so no dick pics but can I DM my titties?
Hope you have an awesome day

 

[AuntieDisco]

Just quickly logged in to say Hey @Tigobitties98 Happy Birthday girl!! It’s always fun to pick your brain and have some girl talk
I hope this year is successful and kind to you!

But in Lit lingo: May you flash us more boobies/cleavage shots!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Happy Birthday!!!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Happy Birthday

 

[BrendaD]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!

That guy is getting stroked off by a cake… I didn’t know that was a thing before… leave it to Nebs to teach me something new.