Help me get sexy again

[Lovely2222]

. . . that were in the way.

and the air... has left my lungs once again. I need CPR immediately! Come help a lady out JRP.

 

[JRPerrone]

Still busy I see.

Hey, a guy's got needs you know. Somebody's got to do it.

Whit woo glad I found your thread, some great pics

Thank you Ms. Teese.

My God, JRP! You are so fabulous! I adore your pics!

Thank you so much! You are adorable yourself.

and the air... has left my lungs once again. I need CPR immediately! Come help a lady out JRP.

So you'd like my hands on your lovely breasts and my lips on yours? Sounds like a great plan.

 

[JRPerrone]

A shadowy pic

 

[talikat]

A shadowy pic

Mmmpfff, damn JR!!

 

[murmurmara]

A shadowy pic

Those Hands!!!
[and all the rest...]

 

[Kimleigh]

A shadowy pic

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm fuck! Sorry, I'm usually more of a lady but DAMN! I can't think of a word more fitting!

 

[JRPerrone]

Mmmpfff, damn JR!!

He he, I take it you like?

Those Hands!!!
[and all the rest...]

The better to . . . um . . . fondle you?

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm fuck! Sorry, I'm usually more of a lady but DAMN! I can't think of a word more fitting!

Oh, no apologies necessary . . . I like it when you talk dirty.

 

[JRPerrone]

Attention:

Shameless Promotional Teaser

Coming soon: A rugged, manly, outdoorsy photo series!

So I've got myself a fancy pants director for this next series. She came to me and said she had an "artistic vision." I'm not entirely sure about that "vision," it seems to mostly be focused on my ass.

Anyway, she had me sign a contract filled with big, lawyerly words. I got bored after reading the first sentence and just signed it. What could go wrong? After all, she has a "vision," right?

I hear she hired some narrator guy . . . James Earl Something-or-other.

So, stay tuned for:

The Lumberjack Series *cue suitably dramatic music*

 

[barefootgirl69]

Shameless Promotional Teaser

Coming soon: A rugged, manly, outdoorsy photo series!

So I've got myself a fancy pants director for this next series. She came to me and said she had an "artistic vision." I'm not entirely sure about that "vision," it seems to mostly be focused on my ass.

Anyway, she had me sign a contract filled with big, lawyerly words. I got bored after reading the first sentence and just signed it. What could go wrong? After all, she has a "vision," right?

I hear she hired some narrator guy . . . James Earl Something-or-other.

So, stay tuned for:

The Lumberjack Series *cue suitably dramatic music*

*Debates whether to make popcorn or margaritas*

 

[Lovely2222]

A shadowy pic

That sexy poses, that incredible body....... my oh my oh my. I am having less than wholesome thoughts. *peeks again* Yep! Definitely less than wholesome!!

 

[Icy1]

A shadowy pic

Ooh, lovely shadowy pic.

 

[JRPerrone]

*Debates whether to make popcorn or margaritas*

Go with the margaritas. You may need it to appreciate my sense of humor on this one.

That sexy poses, that incredible body....... my oh my oh my. I am having less than wholesome thoughts. *peeks again* Yep! Definitely less than wholesome!!

Imagine . . . less than wholesome thoughts on an erotica forum. Perv away, girl.

Ooh, lovely shadowy pic.

I'm glad you like it.

 

[JRPerrone]

Lumberjack Series Update

um . . . so I'm having second thoughts about this contract thing. This director is turning out to be a real bit . . . ahem . . . challenging person to work with.

I keep trying to tell her how I think the scenes should go and she just keeps telling me I have to "trust her artistic vision." Actually I think her exact words are: "Leave the thinking to me . . . your job is to shut up and get naked."

Wait, she's calling me again . . . what's that? Yes, yes, I know, "promote shamelessly"

Ahem:

Coming soon: The Lumberjack Series

Is this really necessary? Don't you think they got it the first time? Yes, I know . . . "Trust the Vision."

Wait . . . you want me to do what?!?!

 

[oldasspussy]

Coming soon: The Lumberjack Series

Are you okay?

*cues the music*

 

[oldasspussy]

Just because . . .

Latest pic is right up there with my favorite (^above^)

A shadowy pic

 

[talikat]

um . . . so I'm having second thoughts about this contract thing. This director is turning out to be a real bit . . . ahem . . . challenging person to work with.

I keep trying to tell her how I think the scenes should go and she just keeps telling me I have to "trust her artistic vision." Actually I think her exact words are: "Leave the thinking to me . . . your job is to shut up and get naked."

Wait, she's calling me again . . . what's that? Yes, yes, I know, "promote shamelessly"

Ahem:

Coming soon: The Lumberjack Series

Is this really necessary? Don't you think they got it the first time? Yes, I know . . . "Trust the Vision."

Wait . . . you want me to do what?!?!

I didn't read anything after LUMBERJACK SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*sits and waits*

 

[JRPerrone]

Lumberjack Series, Post 1

Mr. Narrator: I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK . . .

Ah, nothing like some good old-fashioned manual labor in the great outdoors to make me feel manly.

 

[Icy1]

Mr. Narrator: I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK . . .

Ah, nothing like some good old-fashioned manual labor in the great outdoors to make me feel manly.

I think this is only the second time I've seen you with clothes on.
So manly

 

[Kimleigh]

Mr. Narrator: I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK . . .

Ah, nothing like some good old-fashioned manual labor in the great outdoors to make me feel manly.

Ohhhh I'm in lust already!

 

[Lovely2222]

Mr. Narrator: I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK . . .

Ah, nothing like some good old-fashioned manual labor in the great outdoors to make me feel manly.

Plaid never looked so good! C'mon baby... i've got some trees for you to cut down and once you are done you can floor me!

TIMBER!!!!!!!!

 

[Icy1]

Plaid never looked so good! C'mon baby... i've got some trees for you to cut down and once you are done you can floor me!

TIMBER!!!!!!!!

Hahaha, You're a classic Lovely.

 

[Lovely2222]

Hahaha, You're a classic Lovely.

I know.. I am so corny but corny is kinda cute right? LOL....

Blame it on JRP.. it is hard to think of something witty with my mouth hanging open drooling.

 

[Icy1]

I know.. I am so corny but corny is kinda cute right? LOL....

Blame it on JRP.. it is hard to think of something witty with my mouth hanging open drooling.

I love your comments. And I bet JRP does too.

 

[Lovely2222]

I love your comments. And I bet JRP does too.

Thank you Icy. That was very sweet of you to say.

 

[Icy1]

Thank you Icy. That was very sweet of you to say.

You're welcome and now JRP gets to see your AV over and over in his thread too, so I'm sure that will make him happy.