Help me get sexy again

[JRPerrone]

Lumberjack Series, Post #6

Mr. Narrator: On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

Oh, c'mon now. . . shopping?! really?! You are ruining this manly vibe I had going for the ladies. OK, fine, but can I at least shop somewhere outdoorsy?

And I don't know about these "scones" and "tea." How about a swig of whisky and some beef jerky? Damn your stupid "artistic vision." Mmm, actually these scones are pretty good.

 

[Icy1]

Mr. Narrator: On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

Oh, c'mon now. . . shopping?! really?! You are ruining this manly vibe I had going for the ladies. OK, fine, but can I at least shop somewhere outdoorsy?

And I don't know about these "scones" and "tea." How about a swig of whisky and some beef jerky? Damn your stupid "artistic vision." Mmm, actually these scones are pretty good.

Haha. What a multipurpose store.
Also the scone looks like a big lump of gold in the second pic.
And dare I ask, where's the cream?

 

[JRPerrone]

Haha. What a multipurpose store.
Also the scone looks like a big lump of gold in the second pic.
And dare I ask, where's the cream?

Well, out in the boonies everyone needs to multitask. The golden glow is the butter (and the lighting). Um, cream? The narrator said "buttered," nobody said anything about cream. Would you like some cream. Perhaps you would like me covered in whipped cream? I think there's a joke in here that I'm missing

 

[JRPerrone]

Lumberjack Series, Post #7

Chorus:

He's a lumberjack and he's OK;
He sleeps all night and he works all day;
He cuts down trees;
He eats his lunch;
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.

(Monty Python)

A chorus? Where did you guys come from?

 

[JRPerrone]

Lumberjack Series, Post #8

Mr. Narrator: I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK . . .

Ah, excellent, back to the manly stuff. It's getting hot out here though. Hold on a moment . . .

 

[Kimleigh]

This put a big smile on my face this Monday morning! The smile could be a bit bigger... but you're over there and I'm over here! Happy Monday, JRP!

 

[murmurmara]

Mr. Narrator: I cut down trees . . .

OK, back to work

GASP: the third pic.

Mr. Narrator: I eat my lunch . . .

Lunch? Yes, now would be a good time for a break, thank you. I am a bit hungry.

Mmm... love how the suspenders come back into play. Dressing up for lunch.

Mr. Narrator: On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

Oh, c'mon now. . . shopping?! really?! You are ruining this manly vibe I had going for the ladies. OK, fine, but can I at least shop somewhere outdoorsy?

And I don't know about these "scones" and "tea." How about a swig of whisky and some beef jerky? Damn your stupid "artistic vision." Mmm, actually these scones are pretty good.

But with jerky, there's no crumb cleanup!

Mr. Narrator: I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK . . .

Ah, excellent, back to the manly stuff. It's getting hot out here though. Hold on a moment . . .

Ahhh, the fur fully revealed. Delicious!

 

[Icy1]

Well, out in the boonies everyone needs to multitask. The golden glow is the butter (and the lighting). Um, cream? The narrator said "buttered," nobody said anything about cream. Would you like some cream. Perhaps you would like me covered in whipped cream? I think there's a joke in here that I'm missing

I just thought you had jam and cream with scones.

 

[Icy1]

Mr. Narrator: I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK . . .

Ah, excellent, back to the manly stuff. It's getting hot out here though. Hold on a moment . . .

It is getting hot!!

 

[JRPerrone]

This put a big smile on my face this Monday morning! The smile could be a bit bigger... but you're over there and I'm over here! Happy Monday, JRP!

Glad to make you smile . . . though I'd rather make you moan.

GASP: the third pic.

Mmm... love how the suspenders come back into play. Dressing up for lunch.

But with jerky, there's no crumb cleanup!

Ahhh, the fur fully revealed. Delicious!

Hmm, I like "GASP" . . . and ladies licking up crumbs. Furry man, at your service.

I just thought you had jam and cream with scones.

Folks probably do, what do I know about scones. We'll have to ask the Brits. Now, I still like the whip cream idea . . . and the thought of you licking it off . . . um, where was I?

It is getting hot!!

Thank you, hot lady.

 

[JRPerrone]

Lumberjack Series, Post #9

Mr. Narrator: I sleep all night and I work all day . . .

Ah, back to manly axe swinging:

 

[murmurmara]

Mr. Narrator: I sleep all night and I work all day . . .

Ah, back to manly axe swinging:

Those suspenders accent your bum nicely!

 

[Icy1]

Mr. Narrator: I sleep all night and I work all day . . .

Ah, back to manly axe swinging:

That looks like sweaty work.

 

[talikat]

Good lord, I need to find these woods!!

These are just wonderful JR!!

 

[MrsTwisted04]

Mr. Narrator: I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK . . .

Ah, excellent, back to the manly stuff. It's getting hot out here though. Hold on a moment . . .

Oooh my, very nice!

 

[JRPerrone]

Those suspenders accent your bum nicely!

You've got a thing for those suspenders, don't you? and my bum.

That looks like sweaty work.

Yes indeed. Perhaps I need to take something else off?

Good lord, I need to find these woods!!

These are just wonderful JR!!

Thank you. I'll gladly give you the address any time you would like to stop by for a . . . 'private viewing.'

Oooh my, very nice!

Thank you MrsT.

 

[Kimleigh]

Tali and I should take a road trip....I would think a lumberjack could handle the two of us!

 

[JRPerrone]

Time for a break from your regularly scheduled program

There are times when Mother Nature brings out the big guns that one must tip one's hat and acknowledge that no matter how sexy we get, we can never compete:

 

[murmurmara]

There are times when Mother Nature brings out the big guns that one must tip one's hat and acknowledge that no matter how sexy we get, we can never compete:

So beautiful, JRP -- thanks for posting these.
I'm leaving the northeast before my little corner bursts into glory, so I'm grateful for a peek at yours.

 

[Icy1]

There are times when Mother Nature brings out the big guns that one must tip one's hat and acknowledge that no matter how sexy we get, we can never compete:

That is gorgeous.
We don't do fall like that here.
Actually we don't do fall at all. Lol

 

[LizzieEr]

There are times when Mother Nature brings out the big guns that one must tip one's hat and acknowledge that no matter how sexy we get, we can never compete:

Oh the first and the fourth pictures are glorious.

You really were chopping those beauties for the previous picture, were you?

 

[JRPerrone]

Tali and I should take a road trip....I would think a lumberjack could handle the two of us!

Ooh, a challenge. You know I like challenges. Any time, ladies. I would do my best to please . . . repeatedly.

So beautiful, JRP -- thanks for posting these.
I'm leaving the northeast before my little corner bursts into glory, so I'm grateful for a peek at yours.

That is gorgeous.
We don't do fall like that here.
Actually we don't do fall at all. Lol

Oh the first and the fourth pictures are glorious.

You really were chopping those beauties for the previous picture, were you?

Thank you all for your comments to the little foliage interlude. I have about 300 more foliage pictures I took yesterday. (It was a good day) If anyone is interested, I am uploading them to a photo hosting account and I can provide the link when I'm done. PM me.

Disclaimer: No trees were harmed in the making of the 'Lumberjack' series.

 

[JRPerrone]

Lumberjack Series, Post #10

Mr. Narrator: I cut down trees, I skip and jump . . .

OK, the cut down trees part makes sense, but . . . skip and jump? Why would I do that? Yes . . . "artistic vision" . . . *grumble* I still think it's stupid.

 

[talikat]

Tali and I should take a road trip....I would think a lumberjack could handle the two of us!

With that back and those arms, of course he can!! And road trip!!!

There are times when Mother Nature brings out the big guns that one must tip one's hat and acknowledge that no matter how sexy we get, we can never compete:

OMG what a spectacular view, I love the Fall, thank you!!!

Mr. Narrator: I cut down trees, I skip and jump . . .

OK, the cut down trees part makes sense, but . . . skip and jump? Why would I do that? Yes . . . "artistic vision" . . . *grumble* I still think it's stupid.

Hi Ho, Hi Ho!!! These are seriously yummy JR, mmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!

 

[Icy1]

Mr. Narrator: I cut down trees, I skip and jump . . .

OK, the cut down trees part makes sense, but . . . skip and jump? Why would I do that? Yes . . . "artistic vision" . . . *grumble* I still think it's stupid.

I especially love the third shot here JRP. So manly.