Help me get sexy again

You sure know how to handle your tool! Makes a girl weak in the knees! :kiss:
 
URGH my busy week has made me miss so much on your thread, I will try and catch up:D
 
Mr. Narrator: I cut down trees, I skip and jump . . .

OK, the cut down trees part makes sense, but . . . skip and jump? Why would I do that? Yes . . . "artistic vision" . . . *grumble* I still think it's stupid.

It may have felt stupid, but it looks good. The third is my favorite also.
 
With that back and those arms, of course he can!! And road trip!!! :D

OMG what a spectacular view, I love the Fall, thank you!!! :heart:

Hi Ho, Hi Ho!!! These are seriously yummy JR, mmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!

Let me know when you arrive.;) Glad to provide a taste.:devil:

I especially love the third shot here JRP. So manly.😊

Thank you. I am pleased with how the third shot came out. I re-shot that one a week later than the original photos, because I didn't like the previous version. It is hard to look like you are jumping and not look silly . . . or just blurry.

You sure know how to handle your tool! Makes a girl weak in the knees! :kiss:

You know, it's nice to have someone else handle it occasionally, too. Especially from her knees.:devil:

URGH my busy week has made me miss so much on your thread, I will try and catch up:D

Hope you enjoy it.

It may have felt stupid, but it looks good. The third is my favorite also.

Thanks, Mara.:rose:
 
Lumberjack Series, Post #11

Mr. Narrator: I like to press wild flowers . . .

Hmm, getting in touch with my softer side . . . I kind of like that.

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I'm totally biting my tongue right now... I'm too much of a lady to say what I'm thinking! :kiss:
 
Mr. Narrator: I like to press wild flowers . . .

Hmm, getting in touch with my softer side . . . I kind of like that.

Really nice touch with the wild flowers, this was a fantastic treat for us, thank you!!! :heart:
 
I can say the same for you.:heart:



You're welcome, but "was?" . . . you do know this isn't over, right? You really don't know what comes next? This may be a bit of a shock.:eek:


No I didn't!! Yay!!!!
 
Lumberjack Series, Post #12

Mr. Narrator: I put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars.


WHAT?! Where the fuck did that come from? No, I will NOT put that on! What do you mean it's in my contract? WTF?

Public Service Announcement:

The following photo will only be offered as a link as it may disturb individuals with weak constitutions. Please think hard before clicking on this link. Remember, you can't unsee it. Please do not repost the photo to the thread.:rolleyes:
 
LOL yeah, I ever so tentatively clicked on the link. Happy I did. :rose:
 
Mr. Narrator: I put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars.


WHAT?! Where the fuck did that come from? No, I will NOT put that on! What do you mean it's in my contract? WTF?

Public Service Announcement:

The following photo will only be offered as a link as it may disturb individuals with weak constitutions. Please think hard before clicking on this link. Remember, you can't unsee it. Please do not repost the photo to the thread.:rolleyes:

Either way I was gonna get a laugh. Lol
 
Lumberjack Series, Final Post

Mr. Narrator: The aftermath . . .

Would you shut up, Mr. Narrator? Go sell some roast beef sandwiches.

So my fancy director literally sued the pants off of me for "Breach of Contract." I sure miss those pants. At least I got to keep the axe and the flannel shirt. Anyone need an out of work lumberjack?

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Mr. Narrator: I put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars.


WHAT?! Where the fuck did that come from? No, I will NOT put that on! What do you mean it's in my contract? WTF?

Public Service Announcement:

The following photo will only be offered as a link as it may disturb individuals with weak constitutions. Please think hard before clicking on this link. Remember, you can't unsee it. Please do not repost the photo to the thread.:rolleyes:

I feel so terribly tempered to repost this picture.
 
Mr. Narrator: The aftermath . . .

Would you shut up, Mr. Narrator? Go sell some roast beef sandwiches.

So my fancy director literally sued the pants off of me for "Breach of Contract." I sure miss those pants. At least I got to keep the axe and the flannel shirt. Anyone need an out of work lumberjack?

:D
This works. As Tali would say, *spank*
 
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Mr. Narrator: The aftermath . . .

Would you shut up, Mr. Narrator? Go sell some roast beef sandwiches.

So my fancy director literally sued the pants off of me for "Breach of Contract." I sure miss those pants. At least I got to keep the axe and the flannel shirt. Anyone need an out of work lumberjack?

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Your director did us all a favour. Nice butt.😉
 
Mr. Narrator: I put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars.


WHAT?! Where the fuck did that come from? No, I will NOT put that on! What do you mean it's in my contract? WTF?

Public Service Announcement:

The following photo will only be offered as a link as it may disturb individuals with weak constitutions. Please think hard before clicking on this link. Remember, you can't unsee it. Please do not repost the photo to the thread.:rolleyes:
I have a strong constitution but it did make me rather weak in the knees!! :devil:
Mr. Narrator: The aftermath . . .

Would you shut up, Mr. Narrator? Go sell some roast beef sandwiches.

So my fancy director literally sued the pants off of me for "Breach of Contract." I sure miss those pants. At least I got to keep the axe and the flannel shirt. Anyone need an out of work lumberjack?

You're hired!!! But you have to wear that exact outfit!! :devil:
 
I feel so terribly tempered to repost this picture.

Not exactly the sort of temptation I'd hoped to be for you, but OK.:rolleyes:

:D
This works. As Tali would say, *spank*

Look at you, sneaking in here and totally changing your post when no-one's paying attention.;) Thanks.

Your director did us all a favour. Nice butt.😉

Glad you like it. :kiss:

I have a strong constitution but it did make me rather weak in the knees!! :devil:


You're hired!!! But you have to wear that exact outfit!! :devil:

Sure, what sort of tasks did you have in mind?:devil:
 
Bound

Had to do something else with the rope from the Rebellious Slave pose.:rolleyes:

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