Help me get sexy again

[JRPerrone]

I was hoping the next pic was gonna be titled "That's not a sword. This is a sword"

Ha, ha. I love that line from "Crocodile Dundee (2?)" when the street kid tries to rob him with a pocket knife: "That's not a knife . . . " *pulls out a really big hunting knife* "Now that's a knife."

 

[Icy1]

The last of the shots from last weekend.

Next week I head out on the road again for business. You all know what that means, right? Yup, more hotel pics.

Those opened jeans are very appealing on you.

And it means more drapery doesn't it? Yay!!

 

[Icy1]

Ha, ha. I love that line from "Crocodile Dundee (2?)" when the street kid tries to rob him with a pocket knife: "That's not a knife . . . " *pulls out a really big hunting knife* "Now that's a knife."

I'm pretty sure it was in the original movie. It is the kind of line that sticks in your mind. Kinda like. "One time at band camp". Lol

 

[JRPerrone]

Sorry I've been a bit MIA here. Real life and all . . .

As promised, hotel pics:

 

[RacyWilde]

The last of the shots from last weekend.

Next week I head out on the road again for business. You all know what that means, right? Yup, more hotel pics.

I think this one is my favourite - I like the 'caught undressing' look...lol.

 

[oldasspussy]

Showin' some leg tonight:

Your legs are looking great, JRP!

 

[oldasspussy]

The last of the shots from last weekend.

Next week I head out on the road again for business. You all know what that means, right? Yup, more hotel pics.

Huge difference since you started, you've done a great job. Love that you've kept all the fur!

 

[Icy1]

Sorry I've been a bit MIA here. Real life and all . . .

As promised, hotel pics:

Where's the drapes?? lol

Your abs look very appealing here.

 

[SweetCupcake]

Sorry I've been a bit MIA here. Real life and all . . .

As promised, hotel pics:

What is it with these 21st century clothes? Hotel room? I am confused.

I thought you were 100% Greek god.

 

[JRPerrone]

I think this one is my favourite - I like the 'caught undressing' look...lol.

Thanks, I liked this one too.

Your legs are looking great, JRP!

OAP! so nice to see you here. I missed you. Thanks for noticing the legs. I have some physical limitations that make it harder for me to work on them, but I have been trying to improve them.

Huge difference since you started, you've done a great job. Love that you've kept all the fur!

Thank you. Yes, the fur stays. You ladies seem to like it, plus, what a pain it would be to have to shave it all the time.

Where's the drapes?? lol

Your abs look very appealing here.

I did take some "drapery" shots, but they came out a little too dark. Thank you.

What is it with these 21st century clothes? Hotel room? I am confused.

I thought you were 100% Greek god.

Perhaps I should take the next set at the Parthenon?

 

[JRPerrone]

OK, a curtain shot for Icy and a back shot for . . . someone else.

 

[shadow_anon2u]

Nice, um...back! Very, very nice indeed.

 

[emmy_christina]

Sorry I've been a bit MIA here. Real life and all . . .

As promised, hotel pics:

No worries sweet sexy JP, I know about RL
But mmmm love when you have time and post your yummy sexy self, always make me &

 

[JRPerrone]

Nice, um...back! Very, very nice indeed.

Glad you like, Shadow.

No worries sweet sexy JP, I know about RL
But mmmm love when you have time and post your yummy sexy self, always make me &

Yes, you do. RL has dealt you more than most and I am always inspired and impressed with how you have handled it. I am thrilled if I can put a smile on your face and maybe just a little naughtiness in your mind.

 

[SweetCupcake]

OK, a curtain shot for Icy and a back shot for . . . someone else.

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Okay JRP -- just stop it, have mercy! That back is just demanding my nails dig in and run down it and those shoulders need biting for heaven's sake!

 

[talikat]

Really good ones JR, thanks for the butt!! SPANK!!

 

[oldasspussy]

OAP! so nice to see you here. I missed you. Thanks for noticing the legs. I have some physical limitations that make it harder for me to work on them, but I have been trying to improve them.

Then I'm even more impressed!

Thank you. Yes, the fur stays. You ladies seem to like it, plus, what a pain it would be to have to shave it all the time.

Other than trimming a little, I like for body hair to be left alone ... especially bush hair, it looks gross/weird to me it's shaved completely.

 

[oldasspussy]

OK, a curtain shot for Icy and a back shot for . . . someone else.

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Usually when you see a guy like this they're rubbing one out watching a neighbor... or maybe that's just my pervy neighbor

 

[JRPerrone]

Okay JRP -- just stop it, have mercy! That back is just demanding my nails dig in and run down it and those shoulders need biting for heaven's sake!

Ooh, a little pain with the pleasure, eh? Kinky.

Really good ones JR, thanks for the butt!! SPANK!!

Thanks for the spank. I'm starting to sense a theme here.

Then I'm even more impressed!

Other than trimming a little, I like for body hair to be left alone ... especially bush hair, it looks gross/weird to me it's shaved completely.

Aww, thanks OAP. Nice to impress you. Also nice to know you prefer the hair.

Usually when you see a guy like this they're rubbing one out watching a neighbor... or maybe that's just my pervy neighbor

Do you walk around naked in front of open curtains? I'd be rubbing one out too if I were watching you.

 

[JRPerrone]

Return of the fedora:

 

[RacyWilde]

Return of the fedora:

I'm sure that hat is on the wrong head...lol. Mmmh, you're such a tease, though. Lovely form.

 

[SweetCupcake]

Return of the fedora:

Agree 100% with Racy . . . hat needs relocation to the proper head. And besides the obvious enticements displayed here . . . your mouth is also noteworthy in its allure.

 

[AlwaysSoaked]

Huge difference since you started, you've done a great job. Love that you've kept all the fur!

Saw your thread, and scrolled through a bit...this is phenomenal! Call GQ, they want you. Or is it Playboy?

 

[JRPerrone]

I'm sure that hat is on the wrong head...lol. Mmmh, you're such a tease, though. Lovely form.

Oh, so that's what I'm doing wrong. I'm so hopeless with fashion. Glad you like the tease. It is an art you know well.

Agree 100% with Racy . . . hat needs relocation to the proper head. And besides the obvious enticements displayed here . . . your mouth is also noteworthy in its allure.

Where would I be without you kind ladies explaining how to properly dress? I promise the hat will be relocated for the next photo. That mouth would love to explore your treasures.

Saw your thread, and scrolled through a bit...this is phenomenal! Call GQ, they want you. Or is it Playboy?

Welcome to my thread. Very kind of you to say, but I don't think I qualify on either account: GQ wants a handsome face and Playboy wants, well, boobs.

 

[JRPerrone]

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