Help me make my fiance a proper slave.

[FurryFury]

Great post and seriously, communication is really the lubrication for this sort of thing, if it's going to happen at all. If it's not and you NEED it, better to find out now.

She bought you a riding crop. She's smiling agreeably as you blister her ass and stride the bedroom like a colossus. You're engaged. Listen to me: you can have this talk.

Barring that, secretly sub out the ring at the wedding ceremony for a collar. Trust me, she'll love that.

 

[neci]

I think that to be a proper slave, a woman ought to be capable of becoming liquid on command. Or at least reasonably moist, like with a CD or T-Bill.

just flash the cash - that should wetten the snatch

She bought you a riding crop. She's smiling agreeably as you blister her ass and stride the bedroom like a colossus. You're engaged. Listen to me: you can have this talk.

Barring that, secretly sub out the ring at the wedding ceremony for a collar. Trust me, she'll love that.

talk, talk, talk! oh, and keep the ring. you can add a collar, but don't get rid of the ring.

This is a fair ruling. I for one nearly hit a barrier at 110k/hr when taken by surprise from a very slight to suddenly intense blowie on the motorway.

There ought to be a special blow job only road.

yes. a lane with large rubber bumpers like they have at the bowling alley.

1. I'm not allowed to give blowjpobs while driving either, after the incident with the cop who said "put your junk back in your pants, sir"

2. I thought ht was "finance" too LOL

i have resorted to taunting masturbation during long drives. "Put Your eyes back on the road! You don't want to crash the car! Oooooooohhhhh yes.... Focus! Drive!"

 

[FurryFury]

i have resorted to taunting masturbation during long drives. "Put Your eyes back on the road! You don't want to crash the car! Oooooooohhhhh yes.... Focus! Drive!"

Yes! Love that!

 

[sb2009]

It appears that some drunk person hacked into my account last night!

 

[neci]

It appears that some drunk person hacked into my account last night!

hahahahaha! next time we should coordinate drunks and spam the entire BDSM board

 

[graceanne]

hahahahaha! next time we should coordinate drunks and spam the entire BDSM board

I wanna help!

 

[catalina_francisco]

Bottom line is that a Masgter/slave relationship begins with honesty, openness and consent. Seems she is doing a fairly good job at pleasing you already. That being said, if you want to make it into something more defined and recognised by both of you for what it will be, you have to discuss it in depth and gain her consent otherwise you have nothing but a pleasant illusion which could end at any moment she pleases.

Catalina

 

[neci]

I wanna help!

wooo hooooo!
we should make a drunken fun thread. i will do that tonight.
i hope.

 

[sb2009]

I would be one board the drunked thread tonight, but I have to be at Chuck E Cheese at 10 a.m. tomorrow. I had no idea this particular friend was a sadist. Sigh.

 

[graceanne]

I would be one board the drunked thread tonight, but I have to be at Chuck E Cheese at 10 a.m. tomorrow. I had no idea this particular friend was a sadist. Sigh.

Dude. That's what safewords are for.

Chains?

Whips?

Knives?

Chuck E Cheese? REDREDREDREDRED

 

[Robo75]

So many great ideas!!! I have to process all this. lol.

Last night I had her on back with her head backwards over the bed. I spent the next good long while attempting to get the whole thing down her throat. I'll tell you she was squirming and tearing up, trying her damndest. I couldn't get it all in there, but afterwards she came up to me and kissed me lightly on the forehead and said "i'm really getting better at that huh, honey? I love when you make me tear up." Things are progressing quite nicely thanks to everyones help. Keep it coming(no pun intended).

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Dude. That's what safewords are for.

Chains?

Whips?

Knives?

Chuck E Cheese? REDREDREDREDRED

*Two guffaws and a chortle!*

"That's what I said. Yes. I want a large pizza: half Tylenol, half Advil."

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

It appears that some drunk person hacked into my account last night!

hahahahaha! next time we should coordinate drunks and spam the entire BDSM board

I wanna help!

Can we have a heads up when this gets started? I want to get some snacks.

 

[graceanne]

Can we have a heads up when this gets started? I want to get some snacks.

I did my part, but I ate before I drank and didn't even get a buzz. I even had a vicodin and I'm fine. *pouts*

 

[chy_girl]

Dude. That's what safewords are for.

Chains?

Whips?

Knives?

Chuck E Cheese? REDREDREDREDRED

*Two guffaws and a chortle!*

"That's what I said. Yes. I want a large pizza: half Tylenol, half Advil."

You forgot the pitcher of Everclear. God knows tequila isn't nearly enough to handle that particular hell on earth.

 

[graceanne]

You forgot the pitcher of Everclear. God knows tequila isn't nearly enough to handle that particular hell on earth.

Valium and tequila.

 

[FurryFury]

One drink does me. I'm on sinus meds too. Sadly, I'm always having to drive my teens around so rarely get the chance to get buzzed.

 

[graceanne]

One drink does me. I'm on sinus meds too. Sadly, I'm always having to drive my teens around so rarely get the chance to get buzzed.

Yeah, that's me, too. I joke, but I rarely drink; there's no one else here to drive. *shrugs* Last night my niece spent the night, so I was able to drink some and take a vicodin, but that's really rare.

 

[chy_girl]

Valium and tequila.

I hold with tequila not being strong enough for surviving Chuck E. Cheese with sanity intact. Even if you do mix it with Valium.

 

[neci]

Can we have a heads up when this gets started? I want to get some snacks.

i thought you were supplying the booze.

 

[neci]

I would be one board the drunked thread tonight, but I have to be at Chuck E Cheese at 10 a.m. tomorrow. I had no idea this particular friend was a sadist. Sigh.

i hope you survived Chuck E Cheese!
man. i'm with everyone else. i think i'll take the pot and xanax pizza with a corona chaser.

 

[FurryFury]

Chuck E Cheese is the worst when your kids are too little to be okay alone. When my kids were older, we would go during the lull times. I'd order a pizza. They'd play. I'd read. It can be niiiiice!

 

[subish2009]

Chuck E Cheese is the worst when your kids are too little to be okay alone. When my kids were older, we would go during the lull times. I'd order a pizza. They'd play. I'd read. It can be niiiiice!

I can definitely see the appeal when you put it that way....though an ipod might be necessary, too.

 

[FurryFury]

That's a good idea though I don't own an Ipod and I prefer not to read while listening to music. I like to fall into reading or music but find doing both difficult. Yes, I am a compartmentalizer.

When my kids were still in public school, they'd get tons of tokens for report cards too.

Now they are too old for the ole chuck.

I recently gave away a huge amount of tokens to a buddy of mine with younger kids.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

i thought you were supplying the booze.

I had planned on being purely a spectator to subapalooza 2010. But I could be convinced to supply the booze.