Help me make my fiance a proper slave.

[sb2009]

christ. Chuck E Cheese. Then visiting five mattress stores to compare prices. Buying a new mattress is apparently like buying a new car. Then the bowling alley for another kid's party.

I am now ready to collapse into a vat of tequila and zanax mixed.

 

[neci]

I had planned on being purely a spectator to subapalooza 2010. But I could be convinced to supply the booze.

if you get me drunk, i promise to suck your dick. not that i wouldn't anyways. but. you know. please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shit. this would work if i were sober. okay. what is this thread about? proper slaves. thaht's right. um.... i would not make a good slave. submissive yes. slave no. i would want to go guerrilla style warfare one day and demand proper treatment and rights. then a civil war would uprise, innocent people would die. i'm better off as not as slave. yes. i will leave that for the other gifted individuals.

 

[graceanne]

Chuck E Cheese is the worst when your kids are too little to be okay alone. When my kids were older, we would go during the lull times. I'd order a pizza. They'd play. I'd read. It can be niiiiice!

It's not MY kids that annoy me. It's everyone else's. Especially those kids who go around bumming tokens off of everyone.

christ. Chuck E Cheese. Then visiting five mattress stores to compare prices. Buying a new mattress is apparently like buying a new car. Then the bowling alley for another kid's party.

That's taking masochism a bit far, girlfriend.

I had planned on being purely a spectator to subapalooza 2010. But I could be convinced to supply the booze.

Aw. you're just so selfless.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

if you get me drunk, i promise to suck your dick. not that i wouldn't anyways. but. you know. please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One thing I love about you is that you're pretty much the same drunk as you are sober.

shit. this would work if i were sober. okay. what is this thread about? proper slaves. thaht's right. um.... i would not make a good slave. submissive yes. slave no. i would want to go guerrilla style warfare one day and demand proper treatment and rights. then a civil war would uprise, innocent people would die. i'm better off as not as slave. yes. i will leave that for the other gifted individuals.

Hmmmm...you would look really hot in a beret and a bandolier.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

christ. Chuck E Cheese. Then visiting five mattress stores to compare prices. Buying a new mattress is apparently like buying a new car. Then the bowling alley for another kid's party.

And a mallet! A wooden mallet, so you can give yourself a nice hard pop across the skull every thirty seconds. And you brought your commuter mug of antifreeze, I hope.

Aw. you're just so selfless.

Yes, well, people tell me, "DeepGreenEyes, you give too much. You're too giving. You're like Mother Teresa combined with the Dalai Lama. Like a Malai Terama. And you need to stop that, and get some "DeepGreenEyes Time." So thank you.

 

[graceanne]

And a mallet! A wooden mallet, so you can give yourself a nice hard pop across the skull every thirty seconds. And you brought your commuter mug of antifreeze, I hope.



Yes, well, people tell me, "DeepGreenEyes, you give too much. You're too giving. You're like Mother Teresa combined with the Dalai Lama. Like a Malai Terama. And you need to stop that, and get some "DeepGreenEyes Time." So thank you.

Everyone get out the knee boots! Shit's rising!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Everyone get out the knee boots! Shit's rising!

hehehehe

 

[subish2009]

Yes, well, people tell me, "DeepGreenEyes, you give too much. You're too giving. You're like Mother Teresa combined with the Dalai Lama. Like a Malai Terama. And you need to stop that, and get some "DeepGreenEyes Time." So thank you.

That's what I tell everyone about you!

 

[FurryFury]

It's not MY kids that annoy me. It's everyone else's. Especially those kids who go around bumming tokens off of everyone.

<snip>

That's why I liked to go at low times.

Kids don't bum tokens off of me. In fact, a a number of people and kids are scared of me. I must give off "don't fuck with me vibes or something." Even people in my girl's fight club are scared of me, go figure. LMAO!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

That's what I tell everyone about you!

subish, thanks for understanding. Some mornings I wake up in the gutters of a third world slum, letting stray dogs ingest my toes just so they can live one more day. And it feels good. Damn good.

But then I tell myself, you cannot live off of this satisfaction. For god's sake, take once in awhile.

 

[graceanne]

<snip>

That's why I liked to go at low times.

Kids don't bum tokens off of me. In fact, a a number of people and kids are scared of me. I must give off "don't fuck with me vibes or something." Even people in my girl's fight club are scared of me, go figure. LMAO!

I must look really nice, because I have problems when no one else is having problems. And not just at Chuck E Cheeses. I think I surprise people, cause people seem to think I'll just take their crap. It's almost worth the look on their faces when I turn around and tell them to fuck off. Almost.

 

[graceanne]

subish, thanks for understanding. Some mornings I wake up in the gutters of a third world slum, letting stray dogs ingest my toes just so they can live one more day. And it feels good. Damn good.

But then I tell myself, you cannot live off of this satisfaction. For god's sake, take once in awhile.

*gag*

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

*gag*

Cool! A new way to make women gag!

 

[subish2009]

subish, thanks for understanding. Some mornings I wake up in the gutters of a third world slum, letting stray dogs ingest my toes just so they can live one more day. And it feels good. Damn good.

But then I tell myself, you cannot live off of this satisfaction. For god's sake, take once in awhile.

Poor thing. Now, if only we could find an environment in which you could take from people who are just chomping at the bit to give, it would be the pinnacle of symbiosis. If only...

 

[FurryFury]

I must look really nice, because I have problems when no one else is having problems. And not just at Chuck E Cheeses. I think I surprise people, cause people seem to think I'll just take their crap. It's almost worth the look on their faces when I turn around and tell them to fuck off. Almost.

See I think or like to anyway, that I'm nice and warm. I have tons of people confide in me but anyway, I'm also scary somehow.

I am tough. I don't put up with crap. If you start something with me I will end it but hey, I'm still sweet!

I've worked on being sweet, warm, touchable and NOT perfect looking ever since I knew people thought I was too perfect and an Ice Queen. People are strange!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Poor thing. Now, if only we could find an environment in which you could take from people who are just chomping at the bit to give, it would be the pinnacle of symbiosis. If only...

I know they exist. Somewhere. On the Lost Continent of Atlantis. In the Bigfoot preserve.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I think I surprise people, cause people seem to think I'll just take their crap. It's almost worth the look on their faces when I turn around and tell them to fuck off. Almost.

These would people who are utterly unacquainted with you.

 

[catalina_francisco]

Hey guys, can you please take your chatter to the cafe instead of clogging up threads in the Talk forum.

Catalina

 

[DVS]

i'm not allowed to give blow jobs while He's driving. something about public safety. blah blah blah.
*pout*

Well, you could have him pull off to the side of the road, but maybe it loses the thrill then?

So, is this why teens get off on texting while driving? Is it a thrill...beating the odds, cheating death?


Oops... I just saw the post above this one. That was so unPC of me.

 

[graceanne]

Cool! A new way to make women gag!

See I think or like to anyway, that I'm nice and warm. I have tons of people confide in me but anyway, I'm also scary somehow.

I am tough. I don't put up with crap. If you start something with me I will end it but hey, I'm still sweet!

I've worked on being sweet, warm, touchable and NOT perfect looking ever since I knew people thought I was too perfect and an Ice Queen. People are strange!

I'm perfectly nice and all that, but I also LOOK nice, so people think I'm a pushover. I'm a lot more likely to put up with crap from people I know than some stranger in line behind me at the grocery store. Or an asshole who thinks he can cut me off, and is surprised to get the finger.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Hey guys, can you please take your chatter to the cafe instead of clogging up threads in the Talk forum.

Catalina

Sorry. Sometimes my brain gets a charlie horse.