Help please brainy people

[bronzeage]

oops thought 'u' were looking in the room teach me to read it properly but no theo take more than that to embarrass me and I've known many (mostly men) online that are positively neanderthal

Neanderthals are primates, too.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Neanderthals are primates, too.

perhaps I should have likened them to the first burp in a muddy puddle

 

[theognis]

you too, huh?

join the club

I suspect you are being too modest.

 

[EroticOrogeny]

Neanderthals are primates, too.

And likely smarter than chimpanzees, orangutans and gorillas

 

[Boxlicker101]

Consider this.

You are in a room where you observe a chimpanzee, an orangutan and a gorilla. A bunch of bananas hang from the ceiling.

There are some heavy crates and broom sticks in the room. The gorilla tries to jump up and grab the bananas, but can't reach. The orangutan throws a broom stick at the bananas, but they do not fall. The chimpanzee pushes the crate under the bananas and knocks them down with a broom stick.

Can you determine the smartest primate in the room?

Sometimes "you" means a random individual, rather than the person being addressed. Under most circumstances, the person in the room would be the most intelligent, but that depends on that individual's intelligence. If he or she is mentally retarded, the chimp might be smarter.

 

[bronzeage]

perhaps I should have likened them to the first burp in a muddy puddle

And likely smarter than chimpanzees, orangutans and gorillas

Although popular culture has branded the Neanderthals as slow witted and dull, I have quite a few Neanderthal friends and they were far from stupid. If a Neanderthal were included in the room, he would have waited for the chimp to knock down the bananas and while the monkeys were fighting over them, sharpened a broom stick and ran it through all of them. The crates become a cook fire and we all enjoy a hearty primate barbecue.

 

[butters]

Although popular culture has branded the Neanderthals as slow witted and dull, I have quite a few Neanderthal friends and they were far from stupid. If a Neanderthal were included in the room, he would have waited for the chimp to knock down the bananas and while the monkeys were fighting over them, sharpened a broom stick and ran it through all of them. The crates become a cook fire and we all enjoy a hearty primate barbecue.

neanderthals were definitely smarter than generally painted by ignorance.

 

[bronzeage]

neanderthals were definitely smarter than generally painted by ignorance.

They were traditionalists. I kept telling them to throw the pointed stick, but they preferred to run up to the wild bull and jab him in the neck. They said throwing was sissy. It was just them, the pointed stick and the bull.

I told them that getting gored in the pancreas would make them walk like a girl, but they kept at it.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

After seeing the title I rushed in to see what every one had to offer to help brainy people and what the brainy people needed help with from a forum specializing in erotica. I'm disappointed.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

After seeing the title I rushed in to see what every one had to offer to help brainy people and what the brainy people needed help with from a forum specializing in erotica. I'm disappointed.

well we can always diversify to meet your needs, how are you with neanderthals? BTW did you know that male stick insects sit on top of the female for five months after sex? Or maybe you prefer that the male barnacle's penis measures up to 30 times its body length. Personally I think we should look to the female praying mantis who likes to chew off her partners head during intercourse thus bringing a whole new meaning to making a meal of it

 

[Boxlicker101]

well we can always diversify to meet your needs, how are you with neanderthals? BTW did you know that male stick insects sit on top of the female for five months after sex? Or maybe you prefer that the male barnacle's penis measures up to 30 times its body length. Personally I think we should look to the female praying mantis who likes to chew off her partners head during intercourse thus bringing a whole new meaning to making a meal of it

Or we could say it's a new way of getting head during sex.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Or we could say it's a new way of getting head during sex.

well I deliberately didn't say that but I knew someone would

 

[Boxlicker101]

well I deliberately didn't say that but I knew someone would

If you are going to be the straight man (or woman) the least I can do is be the comic.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

If you are going to be the straight man (or woman) the least I can do is be the comic.

awwwwwww but that means you get all the best lines and applause

 

[SydneyBlake]

Ah, someone who will appreciate this little nugget...

well we can always diversify to meet your needs, how are you with neanderthals? BTW did you know that male stick insects sit on top of the female for five months after sex? Or maybe you prefer that the male barnacle's penis measures up to 30 times its body length. Personally I think we should look to the female praying mantis who likes to chew off her partners head during intercourse thus bringing a whole new meaning to making a meal of it

Did you also know that the male octopus has 10 penises? And if he attempts to mate with his female of choice before she is ready (however is one to know?), then she will bite it off!

Now that gives a whole new meaning to "eat me."

 

[UnderYourSpell]

good job he's got 9 more to fall back on then

 

[PandoraGlitters]

You know I first read this as "Please help brainy people" and laughed thinking what a great charity button that might make over a donation cup!

 

[SydneyBlake]

good job he's got 9 more to fall back on then

9 more chances to get it right, then he's a eunuch.

 

[mynameisben]

9 more chances to get it right, then he's a eunuch.

The male octopus dies shortly after mating. So, there is no long term social stigma associated with being a eunuch octopus. This also explains why you'll never see a reality TV show about an octodad.

 

[Boxlicker101]

9 more chances to get it right, then he's a eunuch.

Eunuchs usually still have their penises. What they don't have are gonads. I suppose the octopus still has his equivalent.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

You know I first read this as "Please help brainy people" and laughed thinking what a great charity button that might make over a donation cup!

We geniuses are so misunderstood and need your donations to promote greater understanding of our overwhelming needs


oysters start out male and then become female as they grow which must be a tad frustrating, there's the poor oyster so proud of his gonads and whoosh he's dropped into the world of PMT and all that goes with it. Mind you that's not a bad idea for humans show the male of the species what we go through to reproduce

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Eunuchs usually still have their penises. What they don't have are gonads. I suppose the octopus still has his equivalent.

would he sing soprano?

 

[Boundlife]

Ooh, Ooh, Ooh! I have one! Spiders are the kinkyest bug. They do the eating males thing too BUT...
some in species the males tie up the females (keep their head)
others have their "penis"(not exact word) break off in the female (lose their head)

 

[PandoraGlitters]

After seeing the title I rushed in to see what every one had to offer to help brainy people and what the brainy people needed help with from a forum specializing in erotica. I'm disappointed.

Whoops, Tess, looks like you and I had much the same interpretation of the thread title. Makes me feel less nerdy. TYVM.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Ooh, Ooh, Ooh! I have one! Spiders are the kinkyest bug. They do the eating males thing too BUT...
some in species the males tie up the females (keep their head)
others have their "penis"(not exact word) break off in the female (lose their head)

So do they die afterwards then or are they the eunuchs of the spider world?