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[bronzeage]

So do they die afterwards then or are they the eunuchs of the spider world?

They don't die. They go on to explore new concepts in web spinning and interior design.

 

[Boundlife]

So do they die afterwards then or are they the eunuchs of the spider world?

They die but no other spiders are going to tap their piece of ass (I never thought I'd use that phrase )

 

[Boundlife]

oops

 

[UnderYourSpell]

They don't die. They go on to explore new concepts in web spinning and interior design.

LOL

They die but no other spiders are going to tap their piece of ass (I never thought I'd use that phrase )

she must find it a tad inconvenient being plugged up until Spiders Juniors appear must make her walk bow-legged ..... all 8 of them

 

[theognis]

neanderthals were definitely smarter than generally painted by ignorance.

http://news.discovery.com/human/genetics-neanderthal-110718.html

"If your heritage is non-African, you are part Neanderthal, according to a new study in the July issue of Molecular Biology and Evolution. Discovery News has been reporting on human/Neanderthal interbreeding for some time now, so this latest research confirms earlier findings."

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I like this comment:

Akinyi Okoth
Neanderthal: "Ooogah Booogah" (showing the woman a steak and some nuts, no, not those nuts!)
Woman: Great, I've got an XQZ55000 grill set-up in my back yard, let's cab it back to my place. Mmm... nice muscles... I like it that you don't wear a shirt.
Neanderthal: *smile* (works every time!)

 

[BindnCufTite]

They don't die. They go on to explore new concepts in web spinning and interior design.

Don't their wrists go limp?

 

[bronzeage]

Don't their wrists go limp?

No, that is just a stereotype. Most gay spiders are dead butch. The colors they use are still fabulous.

 

[Boundlife]

No, that is just a stereotype. Most gay spiders are dead butch. The colors they use are still fabulous.

I'm a little confused. Are you saying that they miss their little spider dick and go looking for another spider to share his? I thought they just had enough time to smoke a cigarette before peacefully dying in their sleep.
I like your plan better.

 

[bronzeage]

I'm a little confused. Are you saying that they miss their little spider dick and go looking for another spider to share his? I thought they just had enough time to smoke a cigarette before peacefully dying in their sleep.
I like your plan better.

It's difficult to read a spider's feelings, but I know I would miss my dick if a lover bit it off.

 

[Boundlife]

It's difficult to read a spider's feelings, but I know I would miss my dick if a lover bit it off.

But the spider sacrficed his, having it break off, guarding the eggs, ensuring that he will father the next generation. (Those female spiders get around )

 

[bronzeage]

But the spider sacrficed his, having it break off, guarding the eggs, ensuring that he will father the next generation. (Those female spiders get around )

I may misunderstand this, but does it break off inside the female?

If humans did this, it would certainly reduce the number of second and third marriages.

 

[Boundlife]

I may misunderstand this, but does it break off inside the female?

If humans did this, it would certainly reduce the number of second and third marriages.

Inside, like an internal chastity belt Mother Nature has one hell of a sick sense of humour

 

[UnderYourSpell]

well it can't stay in there forever the babies have to get out

 

[bronzeage]

Inside, like an internal chastity belt Mother Nature has one hell of a sick sense of humour

well it can't stay in there forever the babies have to get out

I suddenly have the image of a spider reading this thread and screaming, "You sick fucks, it's nothing like that at all!"

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I suddenly have the image of a spider reading this thread and screaming, "You sick fucks, it's nothing like that at all!"

*edges away from Bronze and worries about the state of his mind*

 

[Boundlife]

I suddenly have the image of a spider reading this thread and screaming, "You sick fucks, it's nothing like that at all!"

*edges away from Bronze and worries about the state of his mind*

How did the spider talk? Was it a cartoon or realistic?

I keep waiting for this thread to be broken up by a guy in military uniform, "This is too silly!"

 

[Boxlicker101]

How did the spider talk? Was it a cartoon or realistic?

I keep waiting for this thread to be broken up by a guy in military uniform, "This is too silly!"

You mean like that character from Monty Python?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

You mean like that character from Monty Python?

you beat me to it lol

Ministry of silly walks

 

[Boundlife]

Monty Python has the catchiest songs, and their jokes don't get old

 

[bronzeage]

How did the spider talk? Was it a cartoon or realistic?

I keep waiting for this thread to be broken up by a guy in military uniform, "This is too silly!"

If a spider can type, he certainly can talk.

Most spiders can vocalize. The loudest recorded spider is the wolf spider, who is nocturnal and comes out to howl at the night light.

 

[Boundlife]

If a spider can type, he certainly can talk.

Most spiders can vocalize. The loudest recorded spider is the wolf spider, who is nocturnal and comes out to howl at the night light.

I can't argue with that logic

I don't think I've ever heard a spider, but I've heard ex-roommates shreek when they saw one.

 

[bronzeage]

I can't argue with that logic

I don't think I've ever heard a spider, but I've heard ex-roommates shreek when they saw one.

You have to bend down and put your ear close to his mouth.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

You have to bend down and put your ear close to his mouth.

OMG *Shuddering* !!

 

[Boundlife]

You have to bend down and put your ear close to his mouth.

Now I've had a vision of a spider whispering sweet nothings in my ear. For some reason he had a cheesey french accent

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Now I've had a vision of a spider whispering sweet nothings in my ear. For some reason he had a cheesey french accent

moi leetle petit pois ouvrez la porte and zee moi etchings et web dezigns ^O^