Help with a dog

[Chuckus]

Re: Re: Re: Chuckus...

Sure thing hon. We're all entitled to our opinions. And, at least you don't hate me.

I do not hate (very strongly dislike, but not hate), and would not hate you (of all people) if I did. To each his/her own. Live and Let Live, I say.

It's all good. Variety ~ the spice of life.

 

[Jean Val Jean]

First of all,
it is a guest, so it could be a regular member just trying to get some giggles.

Second, you must be one un-sexy thing to not turn the dog on. Hell, I've even seen them hunch old mattresses (sp?) out in the back yard.

Thirdly and lastly, this reminds me of an old thread started by April where we discussed the Lit policy of the consent of the animal in posted stories. That one was a hoot.

Don't take it so seriously!

A_J out!

 

[SilverVeil]

Ok, just my 2 cents also.

I would not do this myself, but there are several other things people do that I would not do. Golden showers, um .... something I think is called scat play, being whipped till I am bloody, or having sex with a family member.

However, there are some things that I do that my friends would think I was flipped out if they found out I was turned on by them. Roleplay, D/s, anal sex, hell I have a friend who vomits when she tries to give her lover a BJ.


So... on this note, to each their own. BUT .... if someone comes here seeking advice, then people who actually know something about this subject shold reply, and people who take exception to it should exercise their Goddess given right NOT TO CLICK.

This is a problem in society. " Oh, this TV show has sex and violence in it. I don't want my little Johnny to watch it. They have to take it off the air right now!!! " Hello !!!!!!! Exercise your right not to click the channel changer over to this particular show. Watch Sesame Street with little Johnny instead.
If you are offended by this post and thread... then by all means, skip reading it. But what gives people the right to condem someone for something they like that does not cause suffering to another person or thing ?

Just for the record..... I am against animals participating in sexual acts with humans.... and I am solidly against any sexual act with a child.

Other than that .... whatever trips your trigger.


As for advice to the original post.... if your dog is not interested, then find one that is. A human pussy does not smell the same as a doggy pussy. So the dog is not turned on by this. I am sure there are dogs that probably are, and you should find one that is. Forcing your dog into something that is un-natural for it will make your dog fear you and be scared of you.

The general running theme of any Alt lifestyle I have ever seen, is safe, sane and consensual. Your dog is not being consenting, so you should let it be.

Maybe you could visit a costume shop and find a Scooby Doo costume and make love to your wife wearing it ? ( Just a suggestion.... )

 

[ReallyOldLady]

I was going to suggest a bit of roleplay action myself. Of course, a scooby-doo outfit would unlikly be erotic, but a nice leash and obedience actions and panting could certainly be fun for the couple in discussion.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I read this whole thing and I keep comeing to OMFG you must be really bad in bed if your wife wants the dog

LMAO, ditto !

 

[Brian4ever]

I like it too

Mostly as a movie watch thing.I think it is just another
version of kinky sex.Sure the dog isan't human,but that
is part of it.The thought of doing it with something that
isan't human.I've never done it but anyone I talked to
that has enjoyed it very much.The most completment
they have is actually the taste of the dogs pecker.They
say it tastes real sweet.The also complement on the
dogs licking ability.lol

If my gf wanted to do it, I would let her and watch.

I think it should be made legal.I also feel that sooner or
later people will start becoming alittle more open to it.

With some of the girls that I have seen do it,it can't be
that bad.I seriousally doubt these good looking girls
would do it if it wasn't good.

 

[Dynamite]

I love my dog, but NOT that much!!



First of all, I find that very icky. I love my dog, but NOT that much. I agree, if he doesn't want to do it, then go w/out.

I think your main problem could be he's neutered. Lesser degree of hormones happening there. Ever since I neutered my dog, he stopped "hugging" my couch pillows. In basic laymens terms: He has equipment failure. He may think she doesn't smell right. Not that she doesn't wash, but she's not a female dog.

My last thoughts: Stick w/ your own species people.

 

[Guest]

WOW!!! Canine capers

Need Help----Your problem is that you have the wrong dog..The vast majority are crazy about"human pussy"..Ever watch them try to fuck a woman's leg?? The Kinsey Report on Female Sexual Behavior discovered that at least two percent of the women surveyed had lost their virginity to their male pet dogs..
I had a much younger sister that I caught letting our pet boxer lick her little cunt.They both seemed to be really enjoying it when I walked in on them. She was highly embarrased but I talked her into letting me watch them do it..I held her hand till he licked and tongued her to orgasm...That was so hot..I found out that they had been performing orally on each other for months.I asked her if she had ever thought about letting the dog fuck her?
She said yes but she was afraid.I quelled all her fears and helped
the dog penetrate her tiny,virgin pussy for the very first time. She went off two or three times by the time I got the full length of that long beautiful penis inside her..
The dog fucked her for well over an hour and brought her to orgasm several times.Also the dog came a big load and their juices were everywhere.I got hot as Hell watching them fuck...
Need Help---You just need the right dog.--Sweet Dom

 

[GulfCoastAquarian]

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[Brian4ever]

beastiality

I first got into watching it over the net.People that are into
this probably know adilia and the Hector clips.Those two
sweeties got my interest in this.Plus lot of the clips I've
seen have involved Asian girls and I do have a thing for
asian girls.

I know dogs.horses and so on aren't human.But I suspect
most of them do love the'treatment"they get.I mean hell,so
many people treat there pets like humans anyways,not to
mention that it seems that you get a stiffer punishment if
you harm a animal than you do a human being.

I've never heard anyone that did it say they didn't like it.I
think for some they are actually scared that the dog can
do a better job than some of us guys.

But it's all a matter of opinion really.

 

[sarah555]

god i feel so sorry for that dog. he is almost sure to grow up with an identity problem. inscest is a twist in the road i have been on and at least in my case it was not at all consentual. there was no overt coersion but i feel those forces that made me do it even today. i am no prude. harm comes in so many subtle and unpredictable ways to children. there is no doubt in my mind that my fears and insecurities stem from the hands of a man i trusted turning that trust into pain and fear. therefore, it is nearly impossible for me to condone inscest in any form. my gut tells me that there is always harm. and once again. run fido run.

 

[Harbinger]

I am not sure I understand some of this shit. I just wanted to know if there was some way to get the dog to relax a bit. We aren' hurting the dog or forcing him to do anything. He is a outside dog and gets very excited when he comes indoors. We just need him to relax and calm down. If you have any ideas please post them. BTW incest is sick anyone who has posted and said otherwise is sick.

Troll much? Not a very convincing act, if you ask me.