Heroes & Villains

Reading Comedy Of Errors today, I came across this:


ADRIANA

Neither my husband nor the slave return'd,
That in such haste I sent to seek his master!
Sure, Luciana, it is two o'clock.

LUCIANA

Perhaps some merchant hath invited him,
And from the mart he's somewhere gone to dinner.
Good sister, let us dine and never fret:
A man is master of his liberty:
Time is their master, and, when they see time,
They'll go or come: if so, be patient, sister.

ADRIANA

Why should their liberty than ours be more?

LUCIANA

Because their business still lies out o' door.

ADRIANA

Look, when I serve him so, he takes it ill.

LUCIANA

O, know he is the bridle of your will.

ADRIANA

There's none but asses will be bridled so.

LUCIANA

Why, headstrong liberty is lash'd with woe.
There's nothing situate under heaven's eye
But hath his bound, in earth, in sea, in sky:
The beasts, the fishes, and the winged fowls,
Are their males' subjects and at their controls:
Men, more divine, the masters of all these,
Lords of the wide world and wild watery seas,
Indued with intellectual sense and souls,
Of more preeminence than fish and fowls,
Are masters to their females, and their lords:
Then let your will attend on their accords.

ADRIANA

This servitude makes you to keep unwed.

LUCIANA

Not this, but troubles of the marriage-bed.

ADRIANA

But, were you wedded, you would bear some sway.

LUCIANA

Ere I learn love, I'll practise to obey.

ADRIANA

How if your husband start some other where?

LUCIANA

Till he come home again, I would forbear.

ADRIANA

Patience unmoved! no marvel though she pause;
They can be meek that have no other cause.
A wretched soul, bruised with adversity,
We bid be quiet when we hear it cry;
But were we burdened with like weight of pain,
As much or more would we ourselves complain:
So thou, that hast no unkind mate to grieve thee,
With urging helpless patience wouldst relieve me,
But, if thou live to see like right bereft,
This fool-begg'd patience in thee will be left.

LUCIANA

Well, I will marry one day, but to try.
Here comes your man; now is your husband nigh.
 
I am with you on that. In school I had to memorize a huge monolog. I hated every minute of it.
 
What was perverse about M/f in 1620 whatever the hell?

That made me lol. I can just think of some royal announcer dude in lace cuffs and cravat announcing with an unrolled parchment, "This day, in the year of our Lord 1620 whatever-the-hell..."
 
That made me lol. I can just think of some royal announcer dude in lace cuffs and cravat announcing with an unrolled parchment, "This day, in the year of our Lord 1620 whatever-the-hell..."

I can also give historical dates like Eddie Izzard...."in...17...muhmehheghh"
 
My favorite party trick is being able to recite Hamlet's soliloquy backwards. I had to do it for a show and it just goes to show you how little most people are paying attention when almost no one figured it out. One of my more favorite moments was seeing these two jarheads in the audience and one leans over to the other and says, "Fuck, man, she's doing it backwards!" and the other guy says "The chick with the rack? Yeah, cool!"
 
So... I thought of a trixter, Captain Jack Sparrow.

I can't figure out who the hero was though, its not Turner, hes a tool, super suby that guy. By the way did you guys notice the female orgasm at the end of dead mans chest? Rare sight that is in film.

I think the hero may be either Barbossa or Elizabeth.
 
Isn't it funny how sometimes a person can be a hero to someone, and a villain to another?

It's all about perception, in the end, isn't it?

Movies like that always peak my interest.
 
Isn't it funny how sometimes a person can be a hero to someone, and a villain to another?

It's all about perception, in the end, isn't it?

Movies like that always peak my interest.


Yes it is. I guess that many have come away from the belief of the white knight. It seems that the reluctant villan whose conscious gets the better of him has become more popular. After all look at all the movies over the last few years that are about assassins and other criminals that for some reason end up growing a consciouns and becoming the good guy. One of my particular favorites is the movie "Payback" with Mel Gibson.
 
Yes it is. I guess that many have come away from the belief of the white knight. It seems that the reluctant villan whose conscious gets the better of him has become more popular. After all look at all the movies over the last few years that are about assassins and other criminals that for some reason end up growing a consciouns and becoming the good guy. One of my particular favorites is the movie "Payback" with Mel Gibson.

That has been going on ever since the late 1960s, although the roots stretch back further, to the frontier maverick.
 
Yes it is. I guess that many have come away from the belief of the white knight. It seems that the reluctant villan whose conscious gets the better of him has become more popular. After all look at all the movies over the last few years that are about assassins and other criminals that for some reason end up growing a consciouns and becoming the good guy. One of my particular favorites is the movie "Payback" with Mel Gibson.

Its like a cross between hollywood cinema and noir.

Which makes me thing to motive it is all cash. -Sigh-

Dark Knight is coming out soon :D

The Joker, the psychotic trixter, god I love that guy.
 
Its like a cross between hollywood cinema and noir.

Which makes me thing to motive it is all cash. -Sigh-

Dark Knight is coming out soon :D

The Joker, the psychotic trixter, god I love that guy.

You're taking me with you to see it, aren't yooooouuu? *bats lashes*
 
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