Hi Fresh Start

[jeffinga]

Day going well

You missed a spot. You need my help.

 

[DiJiT]

Day going well

Well that is good to hear....and see.

My compliments, and kisses, to your photographer.

Yep that is my fat four month pregnant ass

Lovey, I see NO FAT on that ass at all........and believe me I'm looking.

 

[tbearatl]

Day going well

Careful.... Slippery when WET

 

[tabber]

I've been popping in and out....loving all of the pics you've posted!

As far as photoshopping....I could care less if she's photoshopped or not...that body NEEDS to be shown off!

 

[DiJiT]

I've been popping in and out....loving all of the pics you've posted!

As far as photoshopping....I could care less if she's photoshopped or not...that body NEEDS to be shown off!

I can tell you all for a FACT that she is 100% real. She has not photoshopped her pictures at all.

 

[seamus221]

Yep that is my fat four month pregnant ass

I admire the way your fat four month pregnant ass can demand my attention and cause me to desire you for such naughty acts.......thank you......oops clean up on isle three!

 

[longluvlicks]

Pregnant is the NEW black! Lol

Yep that is my fat four month pregnant ass

Maybe that's not a bad thing, Chrissy. I find pregnant women to be incredibly attractive! Probably part of why I've become such a big fan of your thread (well, that and your just seem to ooze sexiness as it is). And that isn't just a "she's quite attractive because she has a certain glow about her" that you tend to hear, as much as it is a "I'm rock fucking hard for her and if I don't get to throw her over a piece of furniture and ram my throbbing, aching cock inside her repeatedly, somehow within the next 30 seconds, I'm gonna cream my shorts worse than a freshman boy with an underside view of girls climbing rope in gym class"!!! You may (or may not) be shocked by just how many guys feel that way! ...and something tells me this thread is prime for maximum exposure to many of those guys.
I hope you continue to share your vulgar little mind and highly seductive pics with us as you continue to progress. I'm looking very forward to seeing how all of you're sexy little "assets" fill out.

 

[chrissyGil52]

This place has changed and I am not sure I like it. Everyone wants to pm.... what the hell is wrong with talking here? The thread could be fun but more than half the conversation is in pm's how dull. Truth is while you my be cute or not I have a husband and I I've eight thousand miles from most of you geez..... Second I do not PhotoShop. End of discussion.

Not sure I want to play here any more

 

[UhlBWett]

Don't take it personal sweet girl.......

This place has a way deteriorating all that is good with our species. ie; class, tact, respect even being polite. Unfortunately it is the nature of this place.

 

[DiJiT]

This place has changed and I am not sure I like it. Everyone wants to pm.... what the hell is wrong with talking here? The thread could be fun but more than half the conversation is in pm's how dull. Truth is while you my be cute or not I have a husband and I I've eight thousand miles from most of you geez..... Second I do not PhotoShop. End of discussion.

Not sure I want to play here any more

aww *hug* I know there are horny idiots in the world, but there are also nice people out there too.

You'll always have support from the people who really care.

 

[chrissyGil52]

Btw to longluvlicks, Seamus, whiskey, tabbed DJ and others it does not apply to you

 

[seamus221]

Thanks babe and I'm sorry your not having fun here, you sure made me have fun as well as drool over your knock up ass your hubbys hard work I bet.
I love what you've shared and hope you keep posting.
FYI I'm not really purple, furry and pery but not purple...... well purple where it counts.

Wait so you never got my PM with cock pics??? kidding cause I love you Chrissy

 

[longluvlicks]

Get cozy...its long and a bit preachy!

This place has changed and I am not sure I like it. Everyone wants to pm.... what the hell is wrong with talking here? The thread could be fun but more than half the conversation is in pm's how dull. Truth is while you my be cute or not I have a husband and I I've eight thousand miles from most of you geez..... Second I do not PhotoShop. End of discussion.

Not sure I want to play here any more

Wait a second...you said hello to me, right? Doesn't that mean you're ready to leave your attentive and obviously more than understanding husband, not to mention the father of the freakin' baby you're carrying right now; cash in your savings and fly clear across the globe just to let me slide a banana up your ass while I awkwardly jiggle your titties and blow my load all over your leg the third time my cock accidentally falls out of you within the first two minutes?
You mean you really don't live and die for the chance to satisfy the sexual tension I'm assuming that you must also be feeling for me specifically and then exit stage right from my life once reality sinks in and I realize we don't even actually know each other?!? Maybe if I PM bomb you over and over after you've asked countless times not to you'll feel differently! You MUST just be playing hard to get! Obviously, my incessant pestering will stand out from that of all the other guys who think just like me and I'll win you over because I'm OBVIOUSLY unique. I mean, if you aren't here just to cater to MY needs only, then why are you even here??? See, this is always the case! You try and you try, but the world just never seems to fall into place like it does in porn! I'm beginning to think no woman will ever understand me!

it sucks. Sexuality and maturity CAN go hand in hand. Yours is free and beautiful, Crissy. I don't say how lucky your hubble is, because why state the obvious, right? I'm sure you'd agree to find a man who can allow you to play on here because he sees what you're going through physically and selflessly loves you enough to put his jealousy aside so you can try to find some relief because the reality is that no man can really be a responsible parent/husband and stay home and fuck you silly all day! Seriously, even if I had a real desire to "lure" you away from him, how the hell could I compete with that?!? His trust level is off the charts, and; by the way you speak of him on here, for a very good reason! Sorry to get so real on here for a moment, but a lot of you guys need to wake the fuck up and realize when you're dealing with an actual lady!
Anyway, my rant is sufficiently over and I have no doubt that most the people on here bored enough to read it all will just label me a "kiss ass". To them I say, is kiss Crissy's sweet ass anyway! Lol. Hope I got you to crack a smile and maybe a laugh or two... (That is if you're bored enough to read this yourself!)
We now return you to you're regularly scheduled obsenity. (Whew...sorry for any typos, but being that I'm Ina phone there is NO way in hell I'm proof reading that!

 

[seamus221]

Wait a second...you said hello to me, right? Doesn't that mean you're ready to leave your attentive and obviously more than understanding husband, not to mention the father of the freakin' baby you're carrying right now; cash in your savings and fly clear across the globe just to let me slide a banana up your ass while I awkwardly jiggle your titties and blow my load all over your leg the third time my cock accidentally falls out of you within the first two minutes?
You mean you really don't live and die for the chance to satisfy the sexual tension I'm assuming that you must also be feeling for me specifically and then exit stage right from my life once reality sinks in and I realize we don't even actually know each other?!? Maybe if I PM bomb you over and over after you've asked countless times not to you'll feel differently! You MUST just be playing hard to get! Obviously, my incessant pestering will stand out from that of all the other guys who think just like me and I'll win you over because I'm OBVIOUSLY unique. I mean, if you aren't here just to cater to MY needs only, then why are you even here??? See, this is always the case! You try and you try, but the world just never seems to fall into place like it does in porn! I'm beginning to think no woman will ever understand me!

it sucks. Sexuality and maturity CAN go hand in hand. Yours is free and beautiful, Crissy. I don't say how lucky your hubble is, because why state the obvious, right? I'm sure you'd agree to find a man who can allow you to play on here because he sees what you're going through physically and selflessly loves you enough to put his jealousy aside so you can try to find some relief because the reality is that no man can really be a responsible parent/husband and stay home and fuck you silly all day! Seriously, even if I had a real desire to "lure" you away from him, how the hell could I compete with that?!? His trust level is off the charts, and; by the way you speak of him on here, for a very good reason! Sorry to get so real on here for a moment, but a lot of you guys need to wake the fuck up and realize when you're dealing with an actual lady!
Anyway, my rant is sufficiently over and I have no doubt that most the people on here bored enough to read it all will just label me a "kiss ass". To them I say, is kiss Crissy's sweet ass anyway! Lol. Hope I got you to crack a smile and maybe a laugh or two... (That is if you're bored enough to read this yourself!)
We now return you to you're regularly scheduled obsenity. (Whew...sorry for any typos, but being that I'm Ina phone there is NO way in hell I'm proof reading that!

WTF Dude she's gonna be my knocked love slave and fly here in coach class and then make me turkey dinners inbetween climaxes.......or thats what the old gypsy woman told me when I bought that fucking NYC Bridge and cashed in my Nigerian Lottory ticket!
Tell him Chrissy your mine don't make the gypsy woman a lair!

 

[longluvlicks]

WTF Dude she's gonna be my knocked love slave and fly here in coach class and then make me turkey dinners inbetween climaxes.......or thats what the old gypsy woman told me when I bought that fucking NYC Bridge and cashed in my Nigerian Lottory ticket!
Tell him Chrissy your mine don't make the gypsy woman a lair!

Well, shit. Who am I to argue with that logic! Crissy, I take it all back. I obviously don't fit in here. *shuffles feet in place and sighs out the side of his frown like some Emo kid having a great day cause he's super sad*

Oh, BTW, Seamus; can you get me the name of that gypsie woman? I'm still waiting on the Nigerian Prince to sign off on my lotto ticket check...it should be here any day now and I'll need someone I can trust to cash it!

 

[DiJiT]

ROFLMAO!! This is the best show I've seen in quite awhile.


*Passes Chrissy the popcorn*

 

[seamus221]

I will get on that and even make Chrissy send you more pics because your one cool dude not to stand in the way of true lust and mindless gypsy woman babbelings!

Pardon my I have to send her a PM.....what too soon ???

 

[seamus221]

I hope she's not drinking anything hot when she reads this!
Lazy cow pack your fat ass bags and get over here I'm hungry already......oh she loves that kind of talk.....I think???

 

[seamus221]

Hey I want some popcorn, already told you I was hungry, geeez!

 

[DiJiT]

Hey I want some popcorn, already told you I was hungry, geeez!

Well that depends on whether or not the gypsy you're talking about is the same one that raised me after I washed ashore after jumping off that pirate ship.

 

[seamus221]

Oh so your the guy that the old woman was mad at for taking her last pack of smokes and eating the last of bag of popcorn!
She always warned me to watch out for pirates......I just thought she hated Johhny Depp!
Now where are we on the popcorn issue?

 

[longluvlicks]

Wait, you said PM?!?

Pardon me but apparently I've been getting this all wrong! I thought we were sending BM's! Well, that certainly is embarrassing. To be honest, I kinda thought this wasn't that type of thread, but I figured maybe everyone was just really comfortable and accepting about what they're into, ya know? After all, when in Rome...
Geez, this is kinda awkward now, but I guess it's worthy of ruining the surprise. Chrissy, since it's clear how smitten you are with me (you know, after you inferred your undying love by acknowledging my presence...I mean, you did mention my name FIRST in your last comment. ). Anyway, given all that I went ahead and hired some neighborhood kid to help me locate your IP address, cross reference it with the Interpol database (btw...what you did with that goat in Uzbekistan is really depraved and deplorable! Ohhhhh, who am I kidding? I can't stay mad at you!), located your address, flew to your home and his I. The bushes until you fell asleep, and then broke in, made a BM in a cardboard box, ornately decorated it with rose petals, tied a pretty red bow around it, and left it on your kitchen counter.on the kitchen counter. (I was going for the "personal" touch...) Well, seeing how THAT was all due to a serious misunderstanding, you should probably NOT open th box and dispose of it far away and as quickly as possible.

 

[seamus221]

Wow you make all my cock pics I sent her seem silly and her listing your name first was just an accident, she was packing for her trip to me and was in a rush!
Dude the other guys a freakin Pirate no way we can compeat with that big boat, rum drinking and wild sea sex lust.....she must be in a cell phone dead zone I've sent her like 90 texts already!

 

[longluvlicks]

You know, you're right. I lost my first wife to a pirate...never been the same since... I always knew there was something between them, but I always thought she just had a thing for guys with eye patches. Well, one chemically induced industrial "accident" later involving my right eye, she left me; just after I got my cool new eye patch. Turns out she wasn't into tough guy eye patches after all, what really drove her wild was his wooden stump...if only I'd seen that sooner, and played carelessly with a chainsaw tied to my left leg instead of bobbing for apples in bleach, maybe; just maybe she'd still be by my side...I was blind, and not because of the bleach...it was my pride all along. This is too painful...she's all yours, gentlemen.
Chrissy, don't cry...should we never exchange words again we'll always have page 13, 9th comment box up from the bottom to remember each other by...you know, where you first quoted my comment? I'll cherish it always.

 

[seamus221]

Witten with love

So asshat in a bat suit knocked me and some joker into a vat of chemicals and ta dah I'm a purple cat......oh sure I can see in the dark and the babes love the fur and the purring but the next morning I just lay there like a styffed animal until the babe leaves.....but I've given that life up for the sweet four month fat ass Chrissy and I'm not gonna left some stinky fish smelling pirate steal her away.....grrrrrrr baby grrrrrr!