Hi Fresh Start

[longluvlicks]

If I were you...

The more I think about it, a battle to the finish between the two of you only makes sense, really. After all, both a tiger and a pirate growl. Both a purple pussy and the scent of fish are adequately established as descriptive references regarding the female genitalia. If say you're a bit in the lead, save his righteous peg leg and the fact that he's got a boat. Chicks like boats. If I were you, I'd make a fur coat out of myself and offer it as a sign of devotion. I mean, the poor girl has to run around naked in the snow and on the side of freeways! Give the woman a coat already! It's freakin' cold out there!

 

[longluvlicks]

Or...

If you're hung up on that whole "needing your fur to survive" thing, you could just graphically produce the image of a fur coat and Photoshop it over top of her in those pics. If you need help, you can probably ask Chrissy...I hear she's really talented with doing all of that! (jk, Chrissy)

 

[seamus221]

With such logic I can not argue with.....FYI I bath often and don't smell like fish unless my ribbed tongue has found its female prey for the evening.....but I've given that up for the ass of chrissy and her nude kitchen skills!
Come Chrissy cuddly with me and never be cold again I have two good ideas and unlike longluvlicks I am not stumped by my feelings and I always bury my BP's!!!

 

[seamus221]

So where is that woman at??
Well I've sent her 200 texts and still no answer, bet her phones dead and she was in such a rush to get to me the poor sweet half naked woman forgot her charger.....this so explains how she got knocked up too!
Shhhhh I think I hear her cumming errr coming!

 

[longluvlicks]

My guess…

I'd say probably about two pages back still sifting through our little diatribe. LMFAO

 

[seamus221]

Well shes going to laugh at use tard ramblings or get pissed and push the ignore button on me and I'll be the guy that drove her away from Lit......feeling shame and desperate sweating !
Quick lets blame the Pirate guy....will say it was ....wait for it...Peir Pressure....hey thats funny!

 

[longluvlicks]

Tsk, tsk...

Don't come to me for that… Just because the guy swabs poop decks doesn't mean I'm gonna make him walk the plank. If a one Legget guy can stand on his own 2 feet, I'm sure you can as well! I gracefully bowed out of this little expedition a bit ago, securing full blame squarely upon yours and the pirate shoulders… Not my first rodeo, friend. The first rule is always "never bring a pirate or a tiger to a rodeo!" LMFAO. Seriously, I had a good laugh either way! Hopefully she'll get her spirits lifted here shortly. Having seen what my ex-wife went through with the mood swings and discomfort and etc that happens during pregnancy, on top of her rather unique "issue" (which I'm sure is as much of a curse as it is a blessing...) it's gotta be rough adjusting to it all, not to mention having to deal with a ton of horny fucktards! Lol

Well, I'm out for the night. I'll be awaiting some sexy pregnant momma photos with immense anticipation, Chrissy! . No pressure, no rush...just a starry-eyed admirer expressing his gratefulness, support, and enthusiasm for your incredible sexuality.

 

[seamus221]

Oh yeah well i raise you a DITTO and I'm about done here myself....so its the pirates fault just like you said! LOL been fun but heres hoping the sweet lady feels better and comes back to us.
Insert loud purring and a warm fuzzy hug fyi I am washable and am house broken

 

[Whiskey1965]

Oh baby I'm sorry, please don't leave!
And your ass is amazing!
While I don't know WTF the cat,pirate,lick thing was about I do want to see more of you as you get bigger and sexier!
Sleep and hurry back........Pier Pressure what the hell are you five years old???
And yes I have been guilt of the PM thing a few times!

 

[chrissyGil52]

I do not even know where to start LOL

So...Pirates and Gypsy are all welcome

The PM thing is just weird don't worry too much about it...was just surprised by how many guys want me to watch them masturbate...cause let's face it that's always fun I mean who is not turned on by overweight men squirting cum into their own hands LOL

Also to the PM I am amazed at how many guys here have three foot long dicks...that has got to make buying fruit of looms hard

Also fucking anyone...cyber or otherwise...is by no means an indication that there is some thing wrong with my hubby....a sure fire way to NOT get a PM answer is to imply hubby is not perfect because HE IS

Fur coat? Sorry I am a New York Liberal at heart it takes Seven dumb animals to make a fur coat and only one to wear it..

I'll keep my natural fur

All Albanians, especially the women are Gypsy so, there you have that and my second favorite man on the planet is a Pirate

And this is my long time favorite picture of myself...just to show that I am a happy little slut

 

[seamus221]

Hello sexy Gypsy lady, hope your having a great day.
You had me at happy little slut........no really you did!

 

[chrissyGil52]

Hello sexy Gypsy lady, hope your having a great day.
You had me at happy little slut........no really you did!

So you like happy little Gypsy sluts?

 

[seamus221]

Pirate love really!
I knew it the boat, the rum, the pent up sea lust!

I can see why getting cock/cum pics can get you down when all you want to do is be naughty online while at home naked and knocked up.......why to go hubby have at her RRRRRrrr!
Your a LIb! were you deported?
I'm online flirtng with women like I can afford a fur coat or go to the gym LOL
But I do like you being here and hope you hubby enjoys all our ramblings.

 

[seamus221]

So you like happy little Gypsy sluts?

Hell who doesn't!

Do you know any that aren't married and miles away from the states????

 

[seamus221]

OK I'll dail down the smart ass to 4!
So whats the plan for today?

 

[chrissyGil52]

Pirate love really!
I knew it the boat, the rum, the pent up sea lust!

I can see why getting cock/cum pics can get you down when all you want to do is be naughty online while at home naked and knocked up.......why to go hubby have at her RRRRRrrr!
Your a LIb! were you deported?
I'm online flirtng with women like I can afford a fur coat or go to the gym LOL
But I do like you being here and hope you hubby enjoys all our ramblings.

I never let lust get pent up

Yes exactly...I dont mind the cock pics...I do kind of like them but truth is I got a cock here I can have anytime...and I do kind of resent the idea that I would only be on here if hubby was inadequate. And please I am 37 and been a slut for more then twenty years, most cocks are eight inches, some nine of ten...Foot longs are rare and more likely found on horses...and size...really does not matter if the technique is bad...the biggest cock I ever "had" was on a guy who ejaculated before he got it in...and too bad for him it was a round robin...once he came it was off and then next guy on...that guy was like six inches but rode me for twenty minutes so go figure

No not deported and only kind of a lib...I am also a Christian Conservative hanging out naked on a porn site...i am just a study in contrast

Never been impressed with fur coats and people who work out still die

Do you know any that aren't married and miles away from the states????

I have a cousin...a couple actually one single one I fer about to be

 

[seamus221]

Your definition of slut is a little different than mine and I'm not here to judge you or question your hubbys skills nor try to fool you with shop photo shopped cock pics lol.
Really cock or pussy in my case at home beats any cyber sex I know of
I'm just enjoying the pics and chatting.
You being naked that's just the cherry on top for me.

 

[seamus221]

A cousin do tell sweet lady.

 

[chrissyGil52]

I will tell you all about her...but first what is your definition of a slut

 

[seamus221]

Not Happly married and not knocked up by her hubby......single and is at the bar or clubs looking for another quick fuck........and thats why I don't judge people.
Its an out dated slut defintion.
And I know even less about gypsy fair warning.
I spent time in Asia not Europe.

 

[seamus221]

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2014/12/04/colorado-woman-birth-13-pound-baby/19881073/

WOW thats a big baby!

 

[chrissyGil52]

Not Happly married and not knocked up by her hubby......single and is at the bar or clubs looking for another quick fuck........and thats why I don't judge people.
Its an out dated slut defintion.
And I know even less about gypsy fair warning.
I spent time in Asia not Europe.

So is Turkey in Asia or Europe?

See I would call that whore...a slut to me is a woman who treats sex as fun and recreational and with a sense of joy and abandonment. Both cousins are doctors in their late twenties one single and one as I said soon to be

 

[seamus221]

See I learned something today and what man doesn't want a loving wife and mother who can be his slutty play thing in bed,back of the car,etc!
And thats my defintion of just a normal sex life with your mate/partner.

Turkey isn't that like the Gate way to both places?

Doctors WOW much respect for anyone who can go through that rough training and still want to care for people.

 

[chrissyGil52]

well one care for people...

the other one...not sure anymore poor thing

 

[seamus221]

MMMMMM another reason hubby loves to come home right there!
Sorry for you cousin there's a story there and its hers to tell so I won't ask anymore about it!

You really do have a great ass, is it a gypsy gift in your familys bloodline?

Your thread it teaches me stuff and entertains me with sexy pics awesome!